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The Biden Presidency

Biden Says Trump Is Responsible For All Deaths Throughout Human History Since The Dawn Of Time.

Promises to eliminate all deaths if elected President.


September 18th, 2020

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SCRANTON, PA—At a town hall event Thursday night, Biden claimed that Donald Trump is responsible for all deaths throughout human history since the dawn of creation.

"Cain and Abel? That was Trump. Genghis Khan? Trump. Black Death? Yep, you guessed it: Trump," Biden said, carefully reading off his teleprompter. "It's science. You can't argue with science. Do you know who tries to argue with science? Dummies, that's who. And you don't want to be a dummy."
At this point, his teleprompter malfunctioned.
"You know, a ventriloquist came through our town with a dummy back in, oh, 1945 or so. Right after the war. Nice guy! The dummy, that is. The ventriloquist was kind of a meanie. We used to play tricks on him, giving him turnip juice and telling him it was moonshine. We were quite the ne'er-do-wells back then. A real gang of rapscallions."
The teleprompter kicked back in.
"As your president, I promise to make sure there is no more death. I will eradicate it for good on day one of my presidency. Why didn't Trump ever do something like this? I'll tell you why: because he is a dummy."
"Oh no," muttered an aide.
"You know, a ventriloquist came through our town with a dummy..."
 
Dutchie, the difference between your "humourous" posts about Biden and those made against Trump, is that your sources have to make them up, whereas the other side simply quote Trump verbatim.
No, the difference is that we laugh at both types of "humourous" posts (whether making fun of Trump or Biden), whilst the left just like hating Trump (starting from before his inauguration , nearly four years ago).
 
Dutchie, the difference between your "humourous" posts about Biden and those made against Trump, is that your sources have to make them up, whereas the other side simply quote Trump verbatim.
Actually Biden is saying similar dumb sht, that gets fact checked and found to be lies.

Some other interesting stats:

 
....the president tweeted about the debate: “Joe Biden just announced that he will not agree to a Drug Test. Gee, I wonder why?”

There is no evidence that Biden is taking drugs.

Kate Bedingfield, Biden’s deputy campaign manager, has responded to such claims in unusually blunt terms by stating: “Vice-President Biden intends to deliver his debate answers in words. If the president thinks his best case is made in urine he can have at it. We’d expect nothing less from Donald Trump, who pissed away the chance to protect the lives of 200K Americans when he didn’t make a plan to stop Covid-19.”

 
Vice President Biden's health record is far from good but he has been given an OK for a first term as President:


There is no new notable change in Biden’s medical history based on previous medical records released during his time as vice president. Biden survived two brain aneurysms in the late 1980s — one did not rupture. And while the condition was later complicated by subsequent deep vein thrombosis and pulmonary embolism, O'Connor states there are currently no serious threats to Biden’s health and medical conditions from his past are currently under control.

Biden is taking blood thinners and medication for acid reflux, cholesterol and seasonal allergies. Dr. John Torres, an NBC News medical correspondent, notes that acid reflux can occasionally cause a hoarse voice, which has become noticeable at times on the campaign trail.


O’Connor has been Biden’s primary physician since 2009, and also released the results of Biden's most recent physical exam, which showed him to be in stable health. Notably, his doctor points out that Biden’s good health can be attributed to his decision not to smoke, drink and commitment to working out “at least five days per week.”
 
I wish President-Elect Biden all good health and vigour in his presidency. Thank gawd the Orange Fool was defeated.

Whether he is good or bad for Australia remains to be seen.

gg
 
I wish President-Elect Biden all good health and vigour in his presidency. Thank gawd the Orange Fool was defeated.

Whether he is good or bad for Australia remains to be seen.

gg
Assuming Biden does in fact win, it's going to be like Weekend at Bernie's for two years and one day, at which time the strings and props, holding up the foetid and demented shell will be taken away.
 
Assuming Biden does in fact win, it's going to be like Weekend at Bernie's for two years and one day, at which time the strings and props, holding up the foetid and demented shell will be taken away.

You know you are over the top. Is this how you are going to be for the next 4 years?
 
You know you are over the top. Is this how you are going to be for the next 4 years?
Ha Ha Ha, The people who have been whinging for four years are now whinging about the tables being turned.

You can't make up this comedy.
 
Ha Ha Ha, The people who have been whinging for four years are now whinging about the tables being turned.

You can't make up this comedy.
In other words yes.

Why can't we show a bit of perspective, we are in Australia after all.

You can have a go and go hard, really hard. But over the top rhetoric?

It's just the hate that gets me down and that's with Orr and Bas sometimes too. Come on, its not a footy team. Some things Trump did were good, some bad, Some things Biden does will be bad abut there will be some good also.

Just feel like some think we are barracking for a footy team.

Now as some has stated here, we are now going to have a war with Russia and Biden is going to set up the country like the communist party and there will be massive unrest and brown shirts everywhere controlling the streets like in WW2, Trump will undertake a coup with the army onside. Also China will take on Taiwan and Biden will let them.

Any more predictions?

BTW. I am willing to give two to one odds on many of these predictions to the sum of $100 per bet so go for it.
 
You know you are over the top. Is this how you are going to be for the next 4 years?
I beg your pardon? After all the TDS on this forum and suddenly if I express a heartfelt opinion it is over-the-top?

Puleeez.

It is clear that Biden is suffering some sort of cognitive impairment, nobody can seriously argue against that. Vis a vis, he will be quietly lead away at some point.

The reason that he will be propped up for just over 2 years is so that Harris has the shot of two more terms. Anytime before that then the rest of the term will be considered a full term served for Harris.

Please take your hypocritical indignation somewhere else.
 

That was a good point. Why not state it like that?
 
It is clear that Biden is suffering some sort of cognitive impairment, nobody can seriously argue against that. Vis a vis, he will be quietly lead away at some point.

I somewhat agree with your Wayne, but if you watch his speech, it was pretty good, so cannot be 2 impaired.

If Biden is impaired, what is Chump man?
 
Whatever you think about Biden, worldwide in the left of centre parties the tide has turned against progressives, far soft left, little green gringo sheets, whatever you want to call them.

Queensland's ALP realise their main enemy are the far left and Greens. The unions are now united in extinguishing them. In the UK my old friend Starmer has all but sent them to Birmingham or some other goddam awful gulag, and throughout NSW proper working people are turning to Joel Fitzgibbon to return the ALP to its roots.

Likewise in the USA, being a land of free enterprise, the Democrats will silence AOP, the little muslim Congresswoman and their bedfellows.

The main danger for Biden remains as it was with Trump, Coronavirus and China.

gg
 
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