I was privileged to dine last night at the hotel, with two of North Queensland and the Northern Territory's premier forensic readers and interpreters of signatures, dockets, IOU's and rain-sodden wills.
These two gentlemen have still not served time in either jurisdiction and are now well respected members of the financial advice industry.
We downloaded Slippery's cabcharge manual vouchers which he kindly tweeted to one of us. Thanks Slippery.
It would appear to all three of us, I myself am an expert on handwriting having served many years in Stylus School, that Slippery has been severely let down by his handwriting.
I accept that it is his signature, and would fight anyone who says otherwise, however, it appears to be not, on forensic examination.
The consensus amongst us at the stage at which we were imbibing Baileys and none too steady on our flippers, was, that the signatures appeared sufficiently different to require further forensic analysis.
Then again we were pissed.
Which we are sure our beloved Speaker was not, when he signed the dockets.
We will further pass the dockets past the keen eye of one of our region's premier forgers, who is due to be released from The Creek today, at the hotel's famous "Sunday Roast" to ascertain his view on Slippery's dockets.
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