Shark Attack Perth

[Garpal Gumnut]

I have noted an association between those episodes of tiresome people who try to save beached whales and shark attacks.

Both have increased over the last 20 years.

You cannot interfere with nature and expect no response.

gg

The ocean ... the last great frontier ... thank hadron we can`t breathe underwater.

I have just come across a method of breathing underwater.

You need a tube with a 2 way valve so that when you inhale , you take in air and when you exhale you get rid of the old co2

gg

 

[Wysiwyg]

I have just come across a method of breathing underwater.

You need a tube with a 2 way valve so that when you inhale , you take in air and when you exhale you get rid of the old co2

gg

A regulator on the end of a hose which is connected to a compressed air cylinder??

Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
Sea-nymphs hourly ring his knell

 

[MrBurns]

His friends said he would not have wanted the shark hunted down or killed.

Let me go on the record and say that if a shark takes me you have my express permission to blow it's ****ing head off.

 

[It's Snake Pliskin]

Yes. It's very shallow out there in the middle of the Indian Ocean.

Around islands it is.

 

[Wysiwyg]

His friends said he would not have wanted the shark hunted down or killed.

Let me go on the record and say that if a shark takes me you have my express permission to blow it's ****ing head off.

They are tough words Mr. Burns you powerful man you.

 

[chops_a_must]

Around islands it is.

Aint many islands between here and South Africa.

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

His friends said he would not have wanted the shark hunted down or killed.

Let me go on the record and say that if a shark takes me you have my express permission to blow it's ****ing head off.

Good on you Burnsie,

The Queensland Government have us terrified to go for a swim because of all the crocs.

gg

 

[It's Snake Pliskin]

Aint many islands between here and South Africa.

Have you seen the whole ocean. Have you been there?

 

[MrBurns]

Good on you Burnsie,

The Queensland Government have us terrified to go for a swim because of all the crocs.

gg

That would be one shark that wouldn't recognise the human form as food and take someone else.

Between the crocs and the stingers swimming in the Qld paradise is not to be recommended.

Guess I'll just have to stay the the bar

 

[It's Snake Pliskin]

Aint many islands between here and South Africa.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amsterdam_Island
Have you been here?

 

[chops_a_must]

Have you seen the whole ocean. Have you been there?

Of course I've been to the Indian Ocean. I live in Perth you dunderhead.

Really, the amount of Islands that are out there, are so insignificant in number, and most are coastal anyway.

Stupid argument.

 

[It's Snake Pliskin]

Of course I've been to the Indian Ocean. I live in Perth you dunderhead.

Really, the amount of Islands that are out there, are so insignificant in number, and most are coastal anyway.

Stupid argument.

Have you seen the WHOLE ocean?
This is your argument which you started. You picked up on a little point which you misread. So I'll take you up on your games.

Have you seen the WHOLE of the Indian ocean? Have been there? And yes I am aware you are in WA.

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

That would be one shark that wouldn't recognise the human form as food and take someone else.

Between the crocs and the stingers swimming in the Qld paradise is not to be recommended.

Guess I'll just have to stay the the bar

Burnsie, I never swim without a Kalshnikof soaked in vinegar.

gg

 

[chops_a_must]

Have you seen all those microscopic mites and germs in your home?

You haven't seen your house then.

 

[It's Snake Pliskin]

Here's a list of islands in the Indian Ocean:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_islands_in_the_Indian_Ocean

Chops let's explore them together.

 

[MrBurns]

Burnsie, I never swim without a Kalshnikof soaked in vinegar.

gg

I'd be opting for a pool personally.

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

I'd be opting for a pool personally.

I still reckon mate that these folk who try to rescue beached whales have contributed to the increase in shark attacks on humans.

gg

 

[nick2fish]

"Wild Oats Collides With Shark"
See you can't even get a bit of clear water to race a sailboat in these days:

 

[skint]

I still reckon mate that these folk who try to rescue beached whales have contributed to the increase in shark attacks on humans.

gg

Can you explain how you make that connection?

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

I still reckon mate that these folk who try to rescue beached whales have contributed to the increase in shark attacks on humans.

gg

Can you explain how you make that connection?

The ocean is a huge space which we as humans poorly understand.

Many folk with personality disorders descend on beaches where whales have beached.

They are accompanied by media, usually from Chanel 7 or 9.

Much effort is put in by these people to "save" the whales.

Usually about 5 or 10% are saved.

When they go back out into the ocean the other fish are astounded.

Word gets about that silly humans will get in to the water for no good reason.

Fish have no concept of personality disorder, rescue fantasy or timelines for ch 7 or 9 news.

The sharks hear about this and move in.

gg