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Stupid Party Vs Evil Party. These are well-known descriptions of the major parties in the US, mainly by people like me that find all political parties either stupid or evil or both.

So what is your alternative in a logical and helpful way?
 
Green08

You might get a kick out of this one:




Now, you've got to admit that this is FUNNY.

They don't call him the gaffemaster for nothing. ;)
 
LOL ZD!

This is Why You Need A New President:D


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Biden: Trump's positive test result is a 'bracing reminder' of the seriousness of coronavirus

Joe Biden is now delivering a campaign speech in Grand Rapids, Michigan, after he tested negative for coronavirus.

The Democratic nominee apologized for his late arrival, saying he wanted to ensure they were “doing everything by the numbers” after the president announced he had contracted coronavirus.

Biden said he received two coronavirus tests this morning, both of which were negative.
“We wanted to make sure everything was clear before I came,” Biden said.
Biden also noted he canceled an event scheduled at one of his Michigan campaign offices, on the advice of health experts.

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Biden: Trump's diagnosis is a 'bracing reminder' of the seriousness of Covid – video
The nominee offered his prayers to the president and the first lady for a rapid recovery from coronavirus.

“My wife, Jill, and I pray that they’ll make a quick and full recovery,” Biden said.

He went on to say, “This is not a matter of politics. It’s a bracing reminder to all of us that we have to take this virus seriously. It’s not going away automatically.”

Biden encouraged all Americans to take every possible precaution to avoid spreading the virus, including wearing masks, frequently washing their hands and practicing social distancing.
 
Excellent explanation of what President Biden would offer the US if elected.

A President Biden would embrace the rule of law and restore public confidence in democratic institutions. He would return a respect for science and expertise to the government. He would stock his administration with competent, qualified, principled individuals.

He would stand with America’s allies and against adversaries that seek to undermine our democracy. He would work to address systemic injustices. He would not court foreign autocrats or give comfort to white supremacists.

His focus would be on healing divisions and rallying the nation around shared values.

He would understand that his first duty, always, is to the American people.


When they go to the polls this year, voters aren’t just choosing a leader. They’re deciding what America will be. They’re deciding whether they favor the rule of law, how the government will help them weather the greatest economic calamity in generations, whether they want government to enable everyone to have access to health care, whether they consider global warming a serious threat, whether they believe that racism should be treated as a public policy problem.

Mr. Biden isn’t a perfect candidate and he wouldn’t be a perfect president. But politics is not about perfection. It is about the art of the possible and about encouraging America to embrace its better angels.

 
Haven't forgotten about documenting bidens lies. I'll have to start dropping some in.

 
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Normal ear on left and during the recent debate

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Hmm...
 
Biden Even More Determined To Not Get COVID After Finding Out He Could Lose Sense Of Smell
October 7th, 2020
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WILMINGTON, DE—While President Donald Trump has told people to not be afraid of the novel coronavirus after becoming infected himself, presidential candidate Joe Biden has become even more terrified of getting sick after learning of one of the symptoms of COVID-19: loss of sense of smell.

“I want airtight seals around this basement!” Biden said as he crouched in the far corner of his basement lair. “Everyone must be screened before getting within 50 feet of me! No exceptions!”
The idea of not being able to smell has shaken Biden to his core, so much so that he’s trying desperately to find a way to get out of the debates so he won't have to be near the recently sick Trump. “Just tell them I now agree with Trump on everything so there’s nothing to debate,” Biden said.
“If I can’t smell, I don’t know what I’ll do,” Biden told reporters as he stood behind plexiglass. “I’d sneak up behind people and... what? I’d have nothing left to live for.”
“What about being president and saving this country?” prompted a staffer in a full biohazard suit.
Biden shook his head. “Nothing left to live for.”
 
It's just another dumb conspiracy suggesting the pic on the right was a radio earpiece with third party instructions.

Prepare to be saturated with similar BS theories over the next few weeks :)

Well it wouldn't surprise me if he had help of some kind, he was more coherent than usual, but I don't see anything there.
 
Your blind

Why do you think Biden wants to do a virtual debate....
You're daft.

How do you think someone with dementia can partake in a debate and listen to instructions via an earpiece at the same time ?

A virtual debate wasn't Biden's idea - it was the Presidential Debates commission - presumably so they can mute Trump when he gets all stupid and continually interrupts and/or trolls the debate like he did last time.
 
Biden Insists He Won't Reveal His Position On Hair-Sniffing Until After Election
October 9th, 2020
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a testy exchange with reporters this week Biden refused to reveal his policy position on walking up to random women uninvited and sniffing their hair. After being asked the question several times, he threw up his hands in frustration.

"Look here, man!" he said to the reporters. "If I tell you what I really think about hair-sniffing that will become the story! I'm smarter than that, Jack! Listen to me. I have a plan for hair-sniffing but you aren't gonna know what it is until after I'm elected President. That's only fair."
Republicans pounced on Biden's statements and claimed that he plans to legalize unsolicited sniffing of strangers for the entire country.
One female reporter from CNN continued to press the issue, to which Biden responded by walking up to her and burying his nose in her hair.
"In spite of this uncomfortable incident between me and Mr. Biden, we are still unsure what his actual position is," she later reported. "I call on all our viewers to vote for Biden so we can all find out!"
 
Biden Insists He Won't Reveal His Position On Hair-Sniffing Until After Election
October 9th, 2020
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a testy exchange with reporters this week Biden refused to reveal his policy position on walking up to random women uninvited and sniffing their hair. After being asked the question several times, he threw up his hands in frustration.

"Look here, man!" he said to the reporters. "If I tell you what I really think about hair-sniffing that will become the story! I'm smarter than that, Jack! Listen to me. I have a plan for hair-sniffing but you aren't gonna know what it is until after I'm elected President. That's only fair."
Republicans pounced on Biden's statements and claimed that he plans to legalize unsolicited sniffing of strangers for the entire country.
One female reporter from CNN continued to press the issue, to which Biden responded by walking up to her and burying his nose in her hair.
"In spite of this uncomfortable incident between me and Mr. Biden, we are still unsure what his actual position is," she later reported. "I call on all our viewers to vote for Biden so we can all find out!"
Yes, Trump at least revealed his position on pussy grabbing.
 
Yes, Trump at least revealed his position on pussy grabbing.

Biden: 'I Won't Reveal Whether I Plan On Abolishing The Constitution And Establishing A Glorious Communist Utopia Until After I'm Elected'
October 10th, 2020
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LAS VEGAS, NV—Joe Biden was asked yet again today if he plans to abolish the Consitution, overthrow Congress, dismiss the Supreme Court, and set up a Communist regime to take their place. Once again, Biden refused to answer the question, saying voters will find out whether he plans to seize the means of production and institute a one-party rule, U.S.S.R.-style.

"Look, if I tell you whether or not I plan to institute a new Communist order, establishing a glorious worker-led revolution that will lead us out of this capitalistic nightmare and into a paradisical utopia, that would become the headline," Biden said. "That would be playing Trump's game. So I'm not going to say whether I support this great idea."
"Don't voters deserve to know this?" asked a concerned reporter.
"No, they don't deserve to know," Biden snapped back. "And you'll be the first thrown into the gulag, bucko, I tell you what. Write that whippersnapper's name down, Kamala."
 
Joe Biden: "Voters should get a say in who the next Supreme Court nominee is."

Joe Biden: "Voters should not get to know whether I would pack the Supreme Court".
 
- presumably so they can mute Trump when he gets all stupid and continually interrupts and/or trolls the debate like he did last time.
Trump must be watching our ABC current affairs shows, for training purposes. ?
 
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