Post anything you want here!

[It's Snake Pliskin]

Joe did you see the little humping dog on "Meet the Fockers"? Pretty funny heh?

 

[It's Snake Pliskin]

S.P.
Where has my faith been directed?
you can do better then a shagging dog........?

cheerful

What are you suggesting? :22_yikes:

 

[x2rider]

thanks Joe
Don't you hate that when it's staring you right in the face and you still can't see it
cheers
martin

 

[TraderPro]

You said post anything so here goes:

10 THINGS STOCK TRADING HAS IN COMMON WITH SEX

1. Some like it long, some like it short.
2. You can study the market as much as you like, but it all comes down to luck.
3. Those who talk about it the most, have the least experience.
4. One simple mistake could lead to 18 unprofitable years.
5. Some prefer to sit back and watch it grow.
6. Terms that apply to both trading and sex: swing trading, asset turnover, naked call, after hours, insider trading, silent partner, blind entries, 30-day wash rule, straddle, descending tops, ascending bottoms, pump and dump, partial surrender, position limit, voluntary liquidation, and explicit interest.
7. Low confidence can keep you out of the market.
8. Everyone tends to focus on performance.
9. Some do it alone, others do it with a group, and some hire professionals.
10. Some positions are better than others and the best position is always up for debate!

(Found on the WWW)

 

[TraderPro]

A link to some lame jokes about the stock market

And some somewhat better quality jokes ....

October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.

 

[YOUNG_TRADER]

You said post anything so here goes:

10 THINGS STOCK TRADING HAS IN COMMON WITH SEX

1. Some like it long, some like it short.
2. You can study the market as much as you like, but it all comes down to luck.
3. Those who talk about it the most, have the least experience.
4. One simple mistake could lead to 18 unprofitable years.
5. Some prefer to sit back and watch it grow.
6. Terms that apply to both trading and sex: swing trading, asset turnover, naked call, after hours, insider trading, silent partner, blind entries, 30-day wash rule, straddle, descending tops, ascending bottoms, pump and dump, partial surrender, position limit, voluntary liquidation, and explicit interest.
7. Low confidence can keep you out of the market.
8. Everyone tends to focus on performance.
9. Some do it alone, others do it with a group, and some hire professionals.
10. Some positions are better than others and the best position is always up for debate!

(Found on the WWW)

made me laugh,

How about comparisons between stocks n marriage?

Get into the wrong one (stock or marraige) and it'll take you for the wildest ride of your life, but eventually it will leave you broke, demoralised and emotionaly upset :

However choose wisely and your likely to reap ample dividends


Unlike stocks, marraiges require your stop losses to be AT LEAST 50% (HALF!) away from your starting position :,

However certain contracts exist to ensure that you can minimise your losses, they include put/call options over the underlying stocks and Pre-Nups :

 

[scsl]

My younger brother told me that his PC PowerPlay Forum is currently down.

...I just think that is hilarious that's all!

OMG, what would we do if ASF was down??

 

[TraderPro]

My younger brother told me that his PC PowerPlay Forum is currently down.

...I just think that is hilarious that's all!

OMG, what would we do if ASF was down??

ASF is always slow (sometimes impossibly slow) around 10.30 to 11am in the morning... especially on weekdays... I wonder why?