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Prime Minister Boris Johnson is on the move from his London address at number 10 Downing Street.
 
Couldn't resist this.

Sport shouldn’t be used to push a message, says billionaire who uses sport to push a message



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A woman who uses the uniforms of rowers, volleyballers and swimmers to promote her mining company says sport should not be used to as some sort of personal promotional messaging tool.

Standing at a sporting venue in front of a large sign that displays the name of her company, the billionaire said sport and self-promotion do not mix.

“The idea that you’d think it appropriate to use sport as a way to push your agenda is really disappointing. All this tedious virtue signalling is nothing more than an attempt to influence the public’s perception of you.

“How about we keep our opinions to ourselves and get back to what sport is all about – softening the image of iron-ore mining companies”.
 
Couldn't resist this.

Sport shouldn’t be used to push a message, says billionaire who uses sport to push a message



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A woman who uses the uniforms of rowers, volleyballers and swimmers to promote her mining company says sport should not be used to as some sort of personal promotional messaging tool.

Standing at a sporting venue in front of a large sign that displays the name of her company, the billionaire said sport and self-promotion do not mix.

“The idea that you’d think it appropriate to use sport as a way to push your agenda is really disappointing. All this tedious virtue signalling is nothing more than an attempt to influence the public’s perception of you.

“How about we keep our opinions to ourselves and get back to what sport is all about – softening the image of iron-ore mining companies”.
Well it is certainly going to be interesting to see how the various sports manage, when they have to rely on their supporter base to find the administration costs, players wages and facilities overheads.
Good on them for standing up for a principle, maybe sports people should make a stand against the obscene profits banks make and stop paying their mortgages? Refuse sponsorship from any company that isn't seen as morally acceptable to all sectors of the population.
Where do principals start and finish, which principals are worthy and which aren't?
 
NSW premier devastated by having to take responsibility for flood response, why is it all of a sudden his fault? Where's Scomo, when you need someone to blame. :roflmao:

A Eugowra man has demanded more support for flood-stricken Central-West communities from the NSW premier, as additional funding is announced for farmers.

While visiting the flood-ravaged town of Eugowra, the NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet was confronted by local Peter Jones.

"People were just left to their own devices, we had no food, no clothing, no-one telling them what will happen next — no-one was here to help us," he told the Premier.
 
I wonder how much this cost us. :roflmao:
If no one knew of his appointment, how would he have been forwarded any information by the department.?
Sounds like a lot more paper for the round filing cabinet under the desk.?
Couldn't we have saved a lot of money, by someone saying "hey if you are going to be vice captain in a portfolio, you have to tell everyone".?

Recommendation 1​

Legislation should be enacted to require publication in the Commonwealth Gazette or in a notifiable instrument registered on the Federal Register of Legislation as soon as reasonably practicable following the fact of:

  1. 1.the swearing of an Executive Councillor under section 62 of the Constitution;
  2. 2.the appointment of an officer to administer a department of State under section 64 of the Constitution;
  3. 3.the direction to a Minister of State to hold an office under section 65 of the Constitution; and
  4. 4.the revocation of membership of the Federal Executive Council, an appointment to administer a department, and a direction to hold an office, when effected by an instrument executed by the Governor-General.
The notice or notifiable instrument should include the name of the person and the date that he or she was sworn, appointed and/or directed, or the date that such membership, appointment and/or direction was revoked. It may also be convenient for a copy of the instrument to be included in the notification.

Recommendation 2​

The authorisation of an acting minister for a period of two weeks or more should be published as soon as reasonably practicable in the Commonwealth Gazette or in a notifiable instrument on the Federal Register of Legislation.

Recommendation 3​

A list of all acting arrangements should be published periodically on the Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet's or each department's website.

Recommendation 4​

A document identifying:

  1. 1.the ministers appointed to administer each department of State;
  2. 2.the offices the ministers are directed to hold; and
  3. 3.in the case of two or more ministers administering the one department, an outline of the division of responsibilities between the ministers
should be published on the Department the of Prime Minister and Cabinet's website.

Recommendation 5​

A website concerning ministerial appointments should be established which contains explanatory materials and current and past records to enable the public to readily ascertain which minister is responsible for which particular matters.

Recommendation 6​

All departments should publish a list of the ministers appointed to administer them on their website, and include in their annual report the name of all ministers appointed to administer the department in the reporting period.
 
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Australian politics is satire, it is a joke an absolute media circus.
Hang on lets have a royal comission into that. Lol absolute FW's running a political scam.
 
This crew always make some excellent points about Australien (sic) politics while wielding their smiley , sweary, stilettos.

Check out their latest take on the Great Australian Housing Shortage.

 
The last government took a very dim view of Juice Medias "Honest Government ads" . They thought people might actually think they were Government ads.

So they passed some laws to criminalize such behaviour.

Naturally Juice media had field day with that decision

 
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Remember when we only visited Centrelink to update our details, then we went online and had the welfare card, now they feed us and it saves us a fortune on the cooking costs.
Also there is the safety side, most accidents happen in the kitchen and we also don't need a car to do our shopping, which helps us avoid road accident trauma and has the added benefit of more internet gamming time.
Just better Government, looking after the little guy. ?



Centrelink 2040, coming to a corner near you. ?
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The Government is committed to reducing household power costs.
For a small upfront cost and a reasonably cheap monthly charge, consumers will be able to take control over their power bills.
This could, if used correctly, reduce consumers power bills by up to $265 per year. ?

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