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Chinese Citizens Told They Must Condemn Australia’s Human Rights Record, Or Risk Imprisonment
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A directive from the Chinese Communist Party has obligated all citizens of the mighty and glorious nation of China to publicly criticise Australia’s record of human rights abuses, or risk life-long incarceration in a secret prison camp.
A Communist Party spokesperson said it was each citizen’s patriotic responsibility to speak out against other countries’ suppression of rights, and if they chose not to then there would be ample time to discuss their reasons why at a re-education facility in the country’s north west.
“We ask all people from this magnificent nation to publicly condemn Australia’s human rights record on a state-controlled social media platform of their choosing,” a spokesperson said.
“We know millions of citizens are appalled at Australia’s behaviour. We also know the specific citizens who are not appalled, thanks to our comprehensive surveillance and tracking program. We will be visiting them soon”.
The issue started when the Chinese government posted an image on Twitter – a platform it prohibits its citizens from using – which criticised Australia’s human rights record.
Chinese Citizens Told They Must Condemn Australia’s Human Rights Record, Or Risk Imprisonment — The Shovel
“We ask citizens to publicly condemn Australia’s human rights record on a state-controlled social media platform of their choosing,”www.theshovel.com.au
Ooops. Sucked right in.To be clear Dutchie. My post was from the satirical website The Shovel.
Ooops. Sucked right in.
Seriously ??I have often quoted The Shovel as a satirical news site. Is it that difficult to see the difference between "reality" and satire. (Although if you checked out my contribution to the Corona Virus thread maybe it would have been impossible to split the difference)
I have heard we live in post satirical world where no matter how outrageous the satire there are many real events that outperform it.
Apparently, Dutchie, only people on the right have ever been sucked in by satire.Ooops. Sucked right in.
But the gist of my post is valid.
Show us the truth?Im sorry but that was closer to the truth then satire. Maybe they need to practice a bit.
Show us the truth?
Give you a helping hand. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Betoota_Advocate
The Betoota Advocate has grown to be Australia's most popular satirical news site, garnering a larger readership within Australia than popular U.S. satire site The Onion and Australian site The Shovel.
aahh cheesecakeApparently, Dutchie, only people on the right have ever been sucked in by satire.
Nobody on the left, ever, in history of the world, has been sucked in by satire... never ever!
In fact the right is incapable of even creating satire, humour, memes, hyperbole, and probably even a reasonable cheesecake.
... or even sarcasm, but this post does come with a prediction.
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