Our three word story ..... :)

[twojacks28]

melbourne John So

 

[The Mint Man]

Just thought I would re-cap the last 10 pages or so so you can read our somewhat.... hmmm... shal i say interesting story.
Its a good read. you will laugh and cry.

A mangy mutt shivering and filthy outside a mansion Suddenly, from nowhere Pliskin shot it but it survived with help from god and his interest in dogs then one day the dog went out hunting rabbits in Snake's garden finding stashed, some vegemite, nutella jars and each one was half full of nuclear waste which explained why Mark Leatham's attitude was alot clearer but not why pin d*ck howards nuclear debate started and why Pilskins second cousin Rattle was snooping round
looking for answers why market crashes at the end of the day every leap year but funnily enough he knew why the purple monkey on his shoulder made more money smelling other monkey's nosal hairs without bending over towards poo and flinging suddenly out jumped A freddo frog what a surprise the purple monkey turned grey as if trying to analyse samples of bits & pieces shaking its head and also its mother was a the dog watching George Bush eating a rattle snake. whilst monica Lewinsky laughed at the size and shape of her new fluffy pink toy look at THAT 'a pink penis'??? NO a glistening shining envelope with INTIAL PUBLIC OFFERING of Pliskin Industries but far away on the other side, there was revolution going on all Hail Hitler! Paris Hilton came with open legs and so did the whole world who wanted to see how far she would go all because she made sex video's Inside the video, there were several men who could show her some long and fat BREADSTICKS SO SHE can deeply think about the plight of yo mamma san's pet dog named Kahn, which swallowed it all hook line and social beer drinker became too much for one dog thankfully the dog looked at history then decided to force itself on and throw up All over the .... car seat upholstery and over Paris' pocket sized Chihuahua poor little thing clingrapped by Bubby WHICH LEFT SOME pizza uncovered and everyone thought that its about time to take a very long crap unfortunately there was no toilet paper but yesterday's Telegraph was extremely rough especially Mark Latham climbing the rungs up to Uranus & Saturnally yours he once said Peppermint sweets darling? offering her a Bigmac from Bankstown No sauce bro! plenty of grease in my hair and my eyelashes and baby oil for newspaper rash ouch that hurts! All aboard Headhunters! once job's done and paperwork finished Suddenly Getrude unzipped the great pretender shouted "look out"!!!! where a zombie reached out to his double-headed tiger then said HI ive a friend called ask jeeves who likes little more than to stare at peoples things they have in their drawers supplied by midgets with massive hands but only little idea of what they can do to the bed with bad stains whilst doing there daily push ups to the music of 50cent and annoying the neighbours so much that no matter how that much so he still new what a good Bigmac it was it would never be virtual reality Meanwhile, in Pliskin's big bulgy pants there's a hole called Great PIG museum of inter-stellar Galatic pork scratchings flavourless flavoured biscuits all on specials Meanwhile, our mutt all covered in bling from the 50cent concert he studied thermal dynamics lectured space geometry then shot himself under the bridge with an M16 BUT STILL MANAGED to jerk off WHILE THINKING OF mr twojacks28 hmm BUT THE PAIN beleaugured his todger anal and all while eating a leftover BIGmac he found in the river in Melbourne burger a ticket THE CITY OF melbourne John So

'What the'?

 

[yogi-in-oz]

ends Chapter One.

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have a great weekend

yogi

 

[yogi-in-oz]

Chapter Two of "Our three-word story" starts with:

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Rafaella sailed across

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happy days

yogi

 

[twojacks28]

the north pole

 

[GreatPig]

with the icy

 

[twojacks28]

mans huge breadstick

 

[justjohn]

polar slopes facing

 

[justjohn]

mans huge breadstick

butter on hands

 

[twojacks28]

from the popcorn

 

[justjohn]

he found under

 

[twojacks28]

just johns bed

 

[visual]

and there he

 

[justjohn]

also kept a

 

[twojacks28]

found mr wong

 

[justjohn]

found mr wong

dressed in girls

 

[visual]

lacy seethrough ensemble

 

[3 veiws of a secret]

baboon mini skirts.

 

[It's Snake Pliskin]

with money management

 

[3 veiws of a secret]

optical laser gloves,