Norman, Evert announce separation

[MrBurns]

Spelling error is still there on the web site but correct spelling in the link, I reckon their audience wouldn't notice, they can barely dress themselves.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/870960/norman-evert-announce-seperation

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

Spelling error is still there on the web site but correct spelling in the link, I reckon their audience wouldn't notice, they can barely dress themselves.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/...nce-seperation

Agree Burnsie.

At least you weren't married to Chris Evert mate.

I don't hold that paste against you mate.

Ninemsn are a bunch of boganew****s, plain and simple.

gg

 

[refined silver]

Re: Norman, Evert announce seperation

Hi Glen, you need to get yr calculations more accurate:

It cost him $162M for the trade in

If he drove once a day for 15 months

that works out to be approx $360,000 per day

unless you are suggesting 3.6 times per day

If someone could put it through some software on a diminishing returns equation. Before the point of separation there'd have have been a few barren weeks, which probably happened early on after the first rows, but then more frequently as things slowly unravelled.

Therefore, for simplicity assume:
1. average 6 drives per week first 3 months = 78
2. 4 per week next 3 months = 52
3. 2 per week next 6 months = 52
4. 1 per week last 3 months = 12

Total cost = $165m/190 = $868,000 per time.

This is only for the first break up, if he loses any assets (won't be anywhere as much as the first time) and there will be some, even if its relatively small, it might push it up to over $1m per time!!!!

Suppose that's what happens when you run off with your best mate's wife!

 

[MrBurns]

Agree Burnsie.

At least you weren't married to Chris Evert mate.

I don't hold that paste against you mate.

Ninemsn are a bunch of boganew****s, plain and simple.

gg

Norman now has the deal with the media over this, that, ironically, will be the worst part I would think, this is so bad it might even effect his credibility, make him look like an idiot and he's not.

Maybe he should consider the Japanese way, blow up dolls and and just hiring real ones by the hour.

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

Norman now has the deal with the media over this, that, ironically, will be the worst part I would think, this is so bad it might even effect his credibility, make him look like an idiot and he's not.

Maybe he should consider the Japanese way, blow up dolls and and just hiring real ones by the hour.

Well thats what Greg's mate Bill Clinton does.

gg

 

[MrBurns]

Well thats what Greg's mate Bill Clinton does.

gg

I think there's a message there, mmmmmmmm rent them by the hour or give away millions, now let me think

Men will always go the latter, thats the way of the world and it really cuts down on the numbers of homeless women.

We can't stop loving them, fools that we are.

 

[refined silver]

Of course Greg's $850,000-a-time fling, (and $1m-a-go if he loses more assets in this break up,) is pretty bad, but in my opinion the best I've heard of was Boris Becker, ex wimbledon champ.

A few years ago Becker got a Russian waitress pregnant in the broom cupboard of a London restaurant. There was a later courtcase and he had to pay close to $40m in child-support etc over the next 18 years. (He was worth $200m, so he didn't go broke.) He made some comment afterwards to the waiting media about 30seconds of foolishness....

30 seconds.....$40,000,000!!!

Thats more than $1,000,000 per second!

 

[nunthewiser]

) He made some comment afterwards to the waiting media about 30seconds of foolishness....

30 seconds.....$40,000,000!!!

Thats more than $1,000,000 per second!

and the cost of telling the world it only toook him 30 seconds to finish ................... Priceless

 

[wayneL]

Of course Greg's $850,000-a-time fling, (and $1m-a-go if he loses more assets in this break up,) is pretty bad, but in my opinion the best I've heard of was Boris Becker, ex wimbledon champ.

A few years ago Becker got a Russian waitress pregnant in the broom cupboard of a London restaurant. There was a later courtcase and he had to pay close to $40m in child-support etc over the next 18 years. (He was worth $200m, so he didn't go broke.) He made some comment afterwards to the waiting media about 30seconds of foolishness....

30 seconds.....$40,000,000!!!

Thats more than $1,000,000 per second!

That would have to be the deal of the century for the woman.

10/10

 

[gav]

Of course Greg's $850,000-a-time fling, (and $1m-a-go if he loses more assets in this break up,) is pretty bad, but in my opinion the best I've heard of was Boris Becker, ex wimbledon champ.

A few years ago Becker got a Russian waitress pregnant in the broom cupboard of a London restaurant. There was a later courtcase and he had to pay close to $40m in child-support etc over the next 18 years. (He was worth $200m, so he didn't go broke.) He made some comment afterwards to the waiting media about 30seconds of foolishness....

30 seconds.....$40,000,000!!!

Thats more than $1,000,000 per second!

Is it wrong for me to say I'd do Becker for half that?

 

[Tink]

Of course separations are very sad affairs but I just dont think this is in the same league somehow.

I agree

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

Of course Greg's $850,000-a-time fling, (and $1m-a-go if he loses more assets in this break up,) is pretty bad, but in my opinion the best I've heard of was Boris Becker, ex wimbledon champ.

A few years ago Becker got a Russian waitress pregnant in the broom cupboard of a London restaurant. There was a later courtcase and he had to pay close to $40m in child-support etc over the next 18 years. (He was worth $200m, so he didn't go broke.) He made some comment afterwards to the waiting media about 30seconds of foolishness....

30 seconds.....$40,000,000!!!

Thats more than $1,000,000 per second!

I don't think the lassie would say it was foolish.

Good on her.

Better than a lotto win.

She got to root Becker, got a lovely kid out of it and all that dosh.

Wasn't foolish at all.

gg

 

[Prospector]

A few years ago Becker got a Russian waitress pregnant in the broom cupboard of a London restaurant. There was a later courtcase and he had to pay close to $40m in child-support etc over the next 18 years. (He was worth $200m, so he didn't go broke.) He made some comment afterwards to the waiting media about 30seconds of foolishness....

And the waitress' life was changed permanently by pregnancy, the arrival of a child and a minimum of 18 years of child-rearing. 30 seconds? Typical.

 

[wayneL]

And the waitress' life was changed permanently by pregnancy, the arrival of a child and a minimum of 18 years of child-rearing... and $40,000,000. 30 seconds? Typical.

A slight addition there Prospector.

Let's hope it enhances their lives rather than ruining it like so many lottery winners.

 

[Knobby22]

And the waitress' life was changed permanently by pregnancy, the arrival of a child and a minimum of 18 years of child-rearing. 30 seconds? Typical.

If my memory serves me right, a condom was used wasn't it?
Didn't she deliberately impregnate herself later?

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

If my memory serves me right, a condom was used wasn't it?
Didn't she deliberately impregnate herself later?

Were you there mate, in the cupboard ??

gg

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[Mr J]

And the waitress' life was changed permanently by pregnancy

Yes, by 40 million. You think that is fair? I imagine there's a very strong chance that she's quite happy about how it all worked out.

 

[Calliope]

Love match ends in the rough

According to Norman's last missus it was a clash of egos.

 

[MrBurns]

Love match ends in the rough

According to Norman's last missus it was a clash of egos.

Strange they didn't notice that before they spent $2M on a wedding.