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Re: Norman, Evert announce seperation

You're surprised?
 
Re: Norman, Evert announce seperation

Well, I'm really surprised, after all the fuss they made about how much in love they were. What is it with these damn celebrities, I wonder?
 
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I am betting there is one ex-wife who is feeling rather vindicated right now.;)
 
Re: Norman, Evert announce seperation

Yep, Prospector, Laura (pretty sure that's her name) will probably have a big smile.
That's not Mikko on your avatar is it?
 
Julia said:
Yep, Prospector, Laura (pretty sure that's her name) will probably have a big smile.
That's not Mikko on your avatar is it?
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Ah, we are now an almost two cat family.

Greggy, not sure that anyone would feel sad for Chris Evert and Greg Norman. As a foursome (Chris and previous husband and Greg and Laura (Thanks J!:p:) were long term marriages and good friends with each other. Hardly a great way to start a long term relationship with a good friends' wife/husband!

Of course separations are very sad affairs but I just dont think this is in the same league somehow.
 
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wow, thats an expensive **** up Greg, pardon the pun

Always suspected the bloke had a massive ego

If you combine that with the driven focused obsessive selfishness needed to get to No1 in your sport, not a good recipe imo

they must have had some ding-dong arguments
 
Re: Norman, Evert announce seperation

ok to stop any further speculation regarding our recent breakup .....

me and chris were involved in a swingers group and it just so happens i found someone younger and much more relaxed about things ...

it is an amicable separation and i am happy to donate more of my assets to the cause

yours sincerely

Mr N ..........
 
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nunthewiser said:
ok to stop any further speculation regarding our recent breakup .....
me and chris were involved in a swingers group
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Sorry Greggy, didnt realise you would see this. A little advice - maybe the only swinging you should do is with a golf club - might save you some $$
 
Re: Norman, Evert announce seperation

No a real good return on his investment and expensive sex as well maybe about 100K a night?
 
Re: Norman, Evert announce seperation

nunthewiser said:
ok to stop any further speculation regarding our recent breakup .....

me and chris were involved in a swingers group and it just so happens i found someone younger and much more relaxed about things ...

it is an amicable separation and i am happy to donate more of my assets to the cause

yours sincerely

Mr N ..........
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Is the Catholic Church now embroiled in yet another scandal?? ..LOL!
 
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Glen48 said:
No a real good return on his investment and expensive sex as well maybe about 100K a night?
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Hi Glen, you need to get yr calculations more accurate:p:

It cost him $162M for the trade in

If he drove once a day for 15 months

that works out to be approx $360,000 per day

unless you are suggesting 3.6 times per day
 
Poor, poor bastard.

And I thought I had troubles.

There's always someone worse off isn't there.

gg
 

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