Man Overboard!!!

Has anybody seen my 1st Officer Spider (Spids) sailing around in these waters?
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Salute and Gods' speed

ahoy me harty

Ill sing you a song, a song of the sea
BIRDS EYE FISH FINGERS
We catch them and freeze them as quick as can be
BIRDS EYE FISH FINGERS
Fish snapped frozen all golden crunchy
BIRDS EYE FISH FINGERS
I have em for dinner or lunch or me tea
BIRDS EYE FISH FINGERS

I havent seen this land lubber that you valiently talk about, but if i see his swash buclking pegs walking about these fair boards ill send him me hardy hoo harr harrs.