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16 ½ feet = 1 rod, pole or perch





And all the obsessive-compulsives are reading it again and again, trying to decipher it's hidden meaning. @v@
Are you saying that I'm 10 ½ feet short of a pole?!

Really, this is just too much!! I'm accustomed to being seen as 98c in the dollar, but I am definitely nothing short of a pole!

On second thoughts - being 10 ½ feet taller could do wonders for my BMI!
 
Are you saying that I'm 10 ½ feet short of a pole?!
No! I'm not saying!

Really, this is just too much!! I'm accustomed to being seen as 98c in the dollar, but I am definitely nothing short of a pole!

On second thoughts - being 10 ½ feet taller could do wonders for my BMI!

You're not too short if your feet reach the ground!
 
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