Well whats a wedding without some good Telegrams?
heres a few for ya Kennas:
The Bureau of Meteorology forcasts rainstorms so the bride can expect a few
good inches overnight.
A honeymoon is like the Nullarbor Plain - one long route.
Love is a thousand miles long but comes in six inch instalments.
"The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to
prove it."
Don't buy your bed from David Jones, they stand behind everything they sell.
Confucious say man who sink into womans arms soon have arms in womans sink.
Sorry I cannot be at Wedding... Please send me a photo of Bride and Groom
Mounted.
Honeymoons are like power strikes - on again off again affairs.
Easy on the throttle, steady on the gears, roll her over gently and She'll
last for many years.
Dont keep him in the dog house too often or he might give his bone to the
woman next door.
Tennis Clubs: Two fuzzy balls never guaranteed a great serve.
Treat him like a flower... grab him by the stalk.
If you don't want the Stork to come, Shoot in the air.
Go for it mate. We all did!
All the best from Mr and Mrs Farkin and all the whole Farkin family.
She offered her honour, He honoured her offer, and all night he was on her
and off her.
Don't Spring on the Inner-Spring this Spring or there will be an Off-Spring
next Spring.
Hope your honeymoon is like a train ride through the Khyber Pass, One long
hard route.
Please remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but
its a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.
Caterer:
May your honeymoon be like a good chook dinner - a bit of leg, a bit of
breast and a lot of stuffing.
Travel Agency to Bride:
The grooms face leaves at midnight. Be on it.
Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an
appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration
which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to
make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
Football coach to bride:
If you've tried him in 18 positions and he's still no good, pull him off.
Cheers