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I'm getting married!

Re: I'm geting married!

Congrats Kennas, & good luck hope the big day goes well for you. Even hope the bombers get up for you tonight for a wedding present:D
 
CONGRATULATIONS!

I dont really know you though Ive often read your posts. But getting married is such a cool thing so congrats!
 
I'm sure there's a trading type joke in here about going long tonight, but I can't quite get it :D
 
Congratulations. After being there for almost 50 years I can recommend it. It wont be all milk and honey but it sure beats the alternative.
 
congratulations to you, and your bride...
enjoy the day, and best wishes for the future :)
 
In 7 hours!!!!! :eek: :D

Good Luck Kennas, you must be very excited!

Nothing better than having a good woman by your side.

Guess your time on the forum may be limited somewhat in the future.

Fortunately, you have left us a plethora of quality post over the years.

Have a great night...:)
 
So where's the invite?

Hope you both have a great life together.

Pass on my condolences to your wife!
 
Congrats kennas :)

Are you feeling particularly bullish about the honeymoon? :whip :dance: :dance: :D
 
Well whats a wedding without some good Telegrams?
heres a few for ya Kennas:

The Bureau of Meteorology forcasts rainstorms so the bride can expect a few
good inches overnight.

A honeymoon is like the Nullarbor Plain - one long route.

Love is a thousand miles long but comes in six inch instalments.

"The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to
prove it."

Don't buy your bed from David Jones, they stand behind everything they sell.

Confucious say man who sink into womans arms soon have arms in womans sink.

Sorry I cannot be at Wedding... Please send me a photo of Bride and Groom
Mounted.

Honeymoons are like power strikes - on again off again affairs.

Easy on the throttle, steady on the gears, roll her over gently and She'll
last for many years.

Dont keep him in the dog house too often or he might give his bone to the
woman next door.

Tennis Clubs: Two fuzzy balls never guaranteed a great serve.

Treat him like a flower... grab him by the stalk.

If you don't want the Stork to come, Shoot in the air.

Go for it mate. We all did!

All the best from Mr and Mrs Farkin and all the whole Farkin family.

She offered her honour, He honoured her offer, and all night he was on her
and off her.

Don't Spring on the Inner-Spring this Spring or there will be an Off-Spring
next Spring.

Hope your honeymoon is like a train ride through the Khyber Pass, One long
hard route.

Please remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but
its a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.

Caterer:
May your honeymoon be like a good chook dinner - a bit of leg, a bit of
breast and a lot of stuffing.

Travel Agency to Bride:
The grooms face leaves at midnight. Be on it.

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an
appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration
which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to
make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

Football coach to bride:
If you've tried him in 18 positions and he's still no good, pull him off.


Cheers:D
 
https://www.aussiestockforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=148836&highlight=bridesmaids#post148836
:)
good for you and good for her too;)

2. It don't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home! (just as long as there's plenty of dessert , and not too much humble pie - and go easy , the way you are looking at each other- you'll both have indigestion tomorrow )

11. Wedding Toast, to the Bride
May she share everything with her husband, including the housework. (and saying you're allergic to dust just wont pass muster!!)

6. Wedding Toast, to the Bridesmaids
A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here's to these beautiful bridesmaids. (I'm sure they'll be screwing late into the night. - what's that ? ohh sorry - I mean twisting)
etc ;)
 
Congratulations and the best of good luck to you both. Best long term investment you could make.

Ghoti
 
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