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hi scuba , completely :topic this one ..."Rip it's horns off, shave it, wipe it's "R"ss, show it a photo of a lit match, and put it on the plate!".
reminds me ...
When I lived in HK (for 5 years way back when I was single), I used to go to the markets for meat sometimes. They used to butcher the animals (cattle pigs) in a carpark at Stanley on HK Island. Anyway you know what the Chinese are like, don't waste a damned thing - even eat the pigs entrails , crisp - often the menu comes out a bit wrong - "breakable pig's enteritis" for instance..
Anyway to get back to the story, I thought I'd try some Ox tail soup (like mum used to make lol). - So I finally communicated to this bloke in broken Chinese that I'd like to buy an ox tail - finally he gets the message, - then he gets this strange look as if I'm crazy - walks over to this big vat of "leftovers" - rolld up his sleeve, reaches in (with his nose plugged), pulls out a tail still with hairy hide, and completely covered in ****, and says incredulously " you want buy THIS!!"
"On second thoughts", I exclaimed apologetically, "I think I've changed my mind ......." ...