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A story huh...
ok,are we all sitting down?? good.
Once apon a time there was a company drilling for oil and gas in a beautiful valley in Utah.They drilled one well which was visited by the 'bad drill fairy" who cast a spell on the well and evil times beset it.
Try as they may they couldnt get the well to shine its golden light,so they left it, as they were tired and spent (the money that is)
A couple of eons later a golden stead was seen coming from afar, ridden by a handsome geo called Prince Richard the Borer.
Richard spoke with a voice like thunder..
"Follow me, and I will cast out the wicked witch who beset such ill fortune apon ye!!
"We will set afresh apon our task with brave and fealess warriors, and not callow types who no notteth how to mix cement."
They proceeded with a second well and glimpses of the golden light were seen and there was much rejoicing,and all was good until the bad fairy returned and smote them again,
"Take that Prince Richard"!! she wailed, like a crazy banshee.
The wicked fairy told tales of woe to the good people of the villages via their internet forums and they panicked and ran wildly like rabbits and madmen.
All the time the old naysayers where crowing and strutting like peacocks .
We dont know how the story ends...will the evil,dirty and rude fairy ruin the land for centuries to come or will the brave Prince Richard triumph and The Golden Light emit from all the wells ,spreading peace and serenity across the land,all except for the naysayers who burn up in the flares from the well.
ok,are we all sitting down?? good.
Once apon a time there was a company drilling for oil and gas in a beautiful valley in Utah.They drilled one well which was visited by the 'bad drill fairy" who cast a spell on the well and evil times beset it.
Try as they may they couldnt get the well to shine its golden light,so they left it, as they were tired and spent (the money that is)
A couple of eons later a golden stead was seen coming from afar, ridden by a handsome geo called Prince Richard the Borer.
Richard spoke with a voice like thunder..
"Follow me, and I will cast out the wicked witch who beset such ill fortune apon ye!!
"We will set afresh apon our task with brave and fealess warriors, and not callow types who no notteth how to mix cement."
They proceeded with a second well and glimpses of the golden light were seen and there was much rejoicing,and all was good until the bad fairy returned and smote them again,
"Take that Prince Richard"!! she wailed, like a crazy banshee.
The wicked fairy told tales of woe to the good people of the villages via their internet forums and they panicked and ran wildly like rabbits and madmen.
All the time the old naysayers where crowing and strutting like peacocks .
We dont know how the story ends...will the evil,dirty and rude fairy ruin the land for centuries to come or will the brave Prince Richard triumph and The Golden Light emit from all the wells ,spreading peace and serenity across the land,all except for the naysayers who burn up in the flares from the well.