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ASF spelling and grammar lessons

lol , well -
1. I invented risotto third then lol - just that some people call it other names. Like "swill" for instance (a la Spook in Wizard of Id). And I get nicknamed "Turnkey" whenever I cook lol.

2 to 5. moralless (moraless?) -
more or less no argument from me on the rest -
in fact I think I said so at the time....
2020hindsight said:
They get pretty picky yes?
"Thomas Edison first invented the telephone"
should read "Thomas Edison invented the telephone" - sheesh serious pedantry IMO
I just wish NO-ONE invented the budy phone
I'd be a significantly richer man

It could stay one of those mysteries - until a generation or two when my grandkids were old enough to give my kids the bludy phone bills.

2. possible exception of para / clause / phrase 2 where you seem to have caught the bug as well lol.
have a good one 2020

PS FURTHERMORE , It should say
Thomas Edison invented the bludy lightbulb! lol


PS thought for the day ... when Edison first invented the lightbulb - I wonder what appeared above his head??
what about when he made his previous invention?

PS I used to say "it could remain one of those mysterious mysteries" btw - that was last week.
 
This sentence on another forum tickled my fancy:

"My Ni stock is MCR, purchased for the poultry sum of 66c"

- Snaggle.
 
This sentence on another forum tickled my fancy:

"My Ni stock is MCR, purchased for the poultry sum of 66c"

- Snaggle.
Snaggle
He wins the quinella - both homophonous and polysemous.
But only if we know he was referring to the amount as "chicken feed".
The homonymous purists have warned me not to award a trifecta.
Correct wait.... anyone?
 
This sentence on another forum tickled my fancy:

"My Ni stock is MCR, purchased for the poultry sum of 66c"

- Snaggle.
I guess he bought it all in one fowl swoop as well.

(Usually written as "foul", but of course we pedants know it is "fell". )
 
Wayne, just found some comments on google.. http://www.wordwizard.com/ch_forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=18009

"If a hawk gets a chicken in each claw, is that a two-fowl swoop?"

good opportunity to define a few more figures of speech

MALAPROPISM (If you don't know what you're doing when you say "fowl" or "foul" etc)...
Some folks just don’t know or misheard the original expression and we’ve got an example of a MALAPROPISM – “a ludicrous misuse of a word, especially by confusion with one of similar sound.”

PUN (If you do )


PS If someone accuses you of a malapropism - you look em in the eye and reply, "very punny"
 
was it slip of the tongue or a witticism?
who's the joke on ? and was it funny?
was it typo? maybe a malapropism?
or some "pony brain" being punny?

sorry think that should be "puny brain" cant remember
 
I did see a thread, on another website, where posts were written using the next letter in the alphabet.

ASF is a wonderful forum. = BTG jt b xpoefsgvm gpsvn. and then backwards = GTB tj b mvgsfeopx .nvspg

At first I could not see the point in this thread. Maybe, you, like me, will work it out in the end - epph .ldvm
 
was it slip of the tongue or a witticism?
who's the joke on ? and was it funny?
was it typo? maybe a malapropism?
or some "puny brain" being punny?
Is a meant-well wee drop :alcohol:
just a wee mental prop
(much like Mal must be propped when he's pissing)
Now is Mal a pisspot?
or is Mal a pissed prop?
or is Mal just a Mal-a-propped-prism? .

PS Do I look like I care, can I bearishly bear
should I tear out my hair till I'm hairless
Do I care , more or less?
less like more
more like less
yes I carelessly add I could care less.
 
Some pretty poor grammar here from the "Green Guide" insert in The Age newspaper (which should know better):

Up-market routers that combine wireless with a broadband modem - so there's one fewer box on your desk, one fewer AC adaptor plugged into your wall and one fewer bit of hardware to go wrong - are sometimes called hubs ...

"One fewer box"?!

- Snaggle.
 
Some pretty poor grammar here from the "Green Guide" insert in The Age newspaper (which should know better):
"One fewer box"?! - Snaggle.
interesting one snaggle...
how about "one box fewer?"

Snaggle - you'd also have to take it up with the washington post
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/08/27/AR2006082700644.html What One Fewer Planet Means to Our Worldview

and freespace http://freespace.virgin.net/seant.ellis/onefewer.htm "...I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." -Stephen F. Roberts


meanwhile...
http://www.seattle.gov/waytogo/onelesscar.htm Take the One Less Car Challenge!

http://www.onelesstear.com/ One less tear

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m4422/is_n11_v8/ai_11582809

PS which is correct ?
'Not many of these buildings are fewer than thirty years old.'
'Not many of these buildings are less than thirty years old.'?
 

Is it ok to say ....
"putting on your shoes and socks?"

or should you say
"putting on your socks and shoes??"

damned if I know - but I have found a big word that discusses this (and other red herrings lol)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hysteron-proteron

after reading the next bit, try to guess what they'd call the movie "Momento"??!!
A zig-zag-hysteron-proteron ?? (who nose)

 
Has anybody been watching "Adventures in English" on SBS? It chronicles the history and evolution of the English language since the arrival of Angles (the word from which the word "English" derives), Saxons and Jutes.

Basically, English is a Germanic language with Celtic grammar, and infusions from Old Norse, Latin and French.

Fascinating.
 
Wayne - Adventures in English is bludy brilliant (IMO) !


Here's one that Wikipedia didn't mention (in that list at least) ...
double entendres

Since it is the basis of almost all TV sitcoms, plus James Bond gags, plus Mae West, plus barroom jokes etcetc, might as wekk post a few examples ..

Sir Les Patterson :-
"The key to cardiovascular fitness is getting it up, and that applies to the heart rate as well!" - (lots of double entendres in anything he says lol)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_entendre

An unfortunate choice of phrase

innuendo is something similar I guess
also ambiguity

 
hell - without double entendre , it would be one boring world - especially for cartoonists
 

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bloopers or just "funny"
but a good "double entendre" - can be hilarious

Big Breakfast Donna Air Says Something She Shouldn't
 
figures of speech .. continued..

what's it called when we say "the White House said...", or
"the pen is mightier than the sword" (??)

(google is mightier than the pen ?)

google reckons it's Metonymy.. (oops lol)

http://www.indopedia.org/Denominatio.html
 
Metonymy?

"Pilbara told Beijing that they were today, and to ignore Canberra because they were yesterday." (? - Metonymy x 4? I think lol)
 
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