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ASF Poetry Thread


these first-to-fear are first-to-flight, such cowards and such conmen
yet sadly they are well paid dudes, and also "hinge upon men"
these masters of the capitalists , these leaders of our time
proponents of this moral abyss, these subtle kings of crime.
 
Ode to Sean Hannity

by John Cleese

Aping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You’re a profanity
Hannity
 
A New Poet

Linda Pastan

Finding a new poet
is like finding a new wildflower
out in the woods. You don't see

its name in the flower books, and
nobody you tell believes
in its odd color or the way

its leaves grow in splayed rows
down the whole length of the page. In fact
the very page smells of spilled

red wine and the mustiness of the sea
on a foggy day - the odor of truth
and of lying.

And the words are so familiar,
so strangely new, words
you almost wrote yourself, if only

in your dreams there had been a pencil
or a pen or even a paintbrush,
if only there had been a flower.



from Heroes In Disguise, 1991
W.W. Norton & Company, Inc., New York, NY
 
great stuff drill.
sorry - back to amateur hour lol...

THE SUN AND MOON WORSHIPPERS

whatever makes the seasons dance, and paints the summer hills
whatever makes the tide advance, and roll back as it wills
whatever tempts the boomerang to gracefully return
yet gentle as a moonbeam as it luminates a fern.

whatever "eggs" the albatross to break forth into strife
and growing up to learn to fly and meet and mate for life
and spend long months in ocean winds and hemispheres of sky
returning to that special friend, and so on till they die.

whatever chose the rainbow colours arcing oer the earth
whatever chose the forests as the place of bio-birth
whatever chose five petals for the buttercup’s broad smile
That’s where the heavens settle, and that’s where I’ll kneel a while.

http://library.thinkquest.org/27890/applications5.html
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4884152789466423754

https://www.aussiestockforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=90703&highlight=gurgling#post90703
 

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CARPUS TOMORROW

I don’t know how to say, Swahili, “wow the market’s bad”
or shout in Bantu “cmon – really! Dow, you must be mad!”
it’s getting to where the world must beg so that banks will let us borrow,
but every language has that word, that beautiful word “tomorrow”.

Tomorrows are like a row of blocks between unconscious commas,
or maybe like some shipping locks - that you fill with hope and promise,
endorphins if you free em that can raise you from this sorrow
if you can’t manage “carpus diem” – maybe settle for - “carpus tomorrow” ?.

Tomorrows are out there slumbering hiding over the sunrising hills,
and nature wakes to a humming and a painting there that thrills,
the curtain call at the music hall, - the kookas laughing drums,
full of poems and prayers, promise and all – believe ! - tomorrow comes !.

PS hard to concentrate here - these flaming birds making a racket outside !
 

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THE ARMCHAIR CRITIC SYMPHONY - IN FOUR MOVEMENTS

From my armchair it's so easy, and they’re all a pack of fools,
give this farmer boy a chisel, let me carve MY ten top rules,
I can carve this mess in front of me into Simpson and his mule,
bring the wounded world economy, to this armchair – by this pool.

So the man who’s in the hot seat wants to play it supercool
I can tell him why and what he needs to drop the price of fuel
I can tell him stuff I learnt at tech, when I went to business school
- when you count the beans it’s important that you oil that old slide rule!

……………

All this talk of global warming, I can take on all these nuts,
Here’s my final bold brainstorming ... “Live in airconditioned huts!”
I’ve dared the world – “Do nothing!” - but they haven’t got the guts
what they need to do? – stick to cussing! just stay sitting on their butts!

…………..

From my armchair it’s a shoe-in, like the wargames in Irarq
send the napalm-bombing crew in, make a furnace from the spark,
I can solve all worldly problems with one walk around the park,
ending back here in my armchair, with a summing up (burp) remark.

From my armchair I can orchestrate, and rant and cheer and rave
I can (paraphrasing) parachute with the next offensive wave
Hey I’m only there in spirit, and I don’t have to be brave
And if they are hurt or “wear it”, I can crawl back in my cave.

………….

These high school kids – I’m armchair told - are perfect nowadays
and teachers’ pay should be on hold till kids all get straight A’s
the fact they’re truant and/or high - it’s clearly not the kid’s fault
neither attitude nor altitude - its clearly how they’re taught!

Some kids aren’t into English, they prefer life in “gin-sling-land”
“Hey why should we learn English, when we don’t plan trips to England!”
…..
[hey armchair man, it’s relative dude, - let’s call the least wise “fool”
I don’t mean to be glib or rude, maybe both of us go back to school ?]
 
The next page ...


I see the printed story, of what is in the lens
I see the faces twisted, a son in holden wreck
What business is it anyway, not yours nor mine nor theirs
Why for do we interest, in Brad or Ange or Beck

Its `cause our lives are empty, the void from life to death
The printed story fills it, a whisper and a breath
Each day the story differs, sometimes an earthly jolt
A talking piece I hear you say, oh yeah...for sure... alright

The pictures and the words I ask, do we-all have to know
Do you feel the paining mate, of those in them photo
Of course its not our business, the next page but a flick
Why for do we interest, in Brad and Ange and wreck.
 
I met this poet tonight
she's brilliant - the concept? recycled paper somehow hanging onto the soul of "old words incarcerated between the fibres"

 
A poem to consider for a funeral or a wake, assuming the deceased was religious

http://www.bereavement-poems-articles.com/poems/general/poems.php
http://www.bereavement-poems-articles.com/poems/faith/108-rose-beyond-wall.php


and again ...

 
THE PILOT AND THE POET

As the presidential politician’s gallup polling shows
it’s the pilot and the poet – but the poet by a nose,
and I’m kinda looking forward to when ballot boxes close
and the new man starts the healing – post election stoops to prose. …

"Now let's take up where Abe Lincoln left off – hundred year old woes"
 
Since I saw the Red Bull Race on the weekend, I found myself comparing life to smoketrails - hence the extra verse or two.

TO WALK THE PATHS AGAIN - AGAIN

To walk the paths again my friend, to walk the paths again,
To take the uphill path my friend, instead of through the glen,
Or maybe find some truth my friend, on why the paths of men
Gang aft’ a'glay, as oft' they do, it's all beyond our ken.
And would we choose the self-same path again?
If "here and now" was somehow "there and then"?

Sometimes when I am half in trance I retrace steps of old,
When I was young and liked to dance, and brasher praps and bold,
When there were risky things I chanced which I let Fate unfold,
And some delivered cactus plants, where they had promised gold.
Ahh, paths can get so complex, even cold,
And much is lost to moss, and much to mould.

To walk some different pathways chaps, or follow different yearns,
To set a different campfire praps, without so many burns,
To make a better damper with the skills of one who learns,
To sidestep indigestion traps and other like concerns.
Ideally - using "hindsight maps" - return
And make the right decision at each turn.

Life's like a dodgem car careering, foot flat to the floor,
And little time to "twig" the steering, taking hits galore,
And doors have opened left and right, and options by the score,
……But …I have used THIS path my friends,
THIS set of doors around THESE bends
And there's NO way doors come again,
- And I'm THIS path, - And I'm THESE doors.
- And I'm THESE strengths and I'm THESE flaws
- And I'm THESE footprints through the moors
- And I'm effect; and I am cause.

.........................................
Praps life’s a smoke trail going back to early childhood hills
which criss cross campfires on the track as criss-crossed timing wills
these loci of a million yarns and twenty thousand quills
these barrel rolls and laughs and mental thrills
these fires and embers toasting mental krills
- And I’m these embers and this blaze
- And I’m this fire in this haze
- And I’m these blacks and whites and greys
- And I’m this trail of yesterdays

And we are where our smoke trails blend
like colours at some rainbow’s end
let’s share this gold adventure friend …
until … our smoke trails bend again.
 

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BALI BOMBERS, DRUG MULES, and CIGARETTE COMPANIES

The vengeance sanctioned by the state is now a bygone fact,
The signup book for “bomber’s mate” is filling if not packed,
You schoolies who have tickets booked to let off steam afar,
If those tickets are to Bali, just avoid a beach or bar.

The Bali Nine were running drugs, wow! that’s about as bad
as Rothmans or those other mugs - "tobacconist’s jihad”
Praps Scott Rush should be jailed in Aus ? – after all that’s why his Dad
advised the AFP ten hours before he flew there ...... … sad

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Rush
 
ABEL TASMAN DISCOVERS THE ANTIPODAL CORNER OF THE WORLD

Abel Tasman, poop-decked, said
“As the far horizons hinted
We’ve found Argentina - which is really NZ
but the name NZ’s not "invinted" -

“And Greymouth might be about as far
as this Dutchman can possibly roam,
and I’ve been to cities that never close down ...
but I still call the Old Holland home."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abel_Tasman

 

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CURES FOR BUSH's LEGACY

Bush is raving like the captain on a steeply sloping deck
"Blame the iceberg, blame the map, or blame the milkman" (what the heck)
“This is not a crisis failure of free marketing as such”
But (?) - it’s worst where market’s free-est !! – so George – thank you very much

So the Xmas Party’s looming, New Year’s hangover’s ahead
That’s with half a headache booming here on Xmas Eve already
When you search the New Year’s lockers – Whence the New Year’s ships embark
For a headache try Baroccas, for a head’s up, try Barack.
 
Some Force Majeure! God's passion! He hath teeth - and there's substantial!
The glacier's recession - might be saved by the financial.
 
http://www.rangerjohn.com/bootand.html

Australia's first poet :-

"In my ear the wind that whispers, Seems to make reply-- ....

'Question not, but live and labour , Till yon goal be won,
Helping every feeble neighbour, Seeking help from none;
Life is mostly froth and bubble, Two things stand like stone,
KINDNESS in another's trouble, COURAGE in your own.' "

 
Can't really follow all this fine poetry presented by 2020.
Anyway, this is one by my own fair hand:

"Suddenly", by noirua

Oh suddenly, oh suddenly,
it happened the end came
then nothing was important,
seriousness has come to an end.

Looking back seemed brighter,
and friendlier, remembrance suddenly,
then reality, a feeling lighter
adjusting appearances strained.

Then it's onwards adrenaline rushing,
the funeral ahead speech adjusting,
what to say, doubt, feelings pushing,
the day, the dreading, gone now.

Suddenly, must go on again,
happiness, gone, no mind,
time caresses, time adjusts,
again, not in time, but suddenly.
 
Ladies and Gentlemen in Outer Space
Ron Padgett

Here is my philosophy:
Everything changes (the word "everything"
has just changed as the
word "change" has: it now
means "no change") so
quickly that it literally surpasses my belief,
charges right past it
like some of the giant
ideas in this area.
I had no beginning and I shall have
no end: the beam of light
stretches out before and behind
and I cook the vegetables
for a few minutes only,
the fewer the better. Butter
and serve. Here is my
philosophy: butter and serve.



from New & Selected Poems, 1963 ”” 1992, 1995
David R. Godine, Publisher, Inc.
 
The First and Worst Accident at Tarthra Wharf in 150 Years

The night was dark and slippery, and no rails for the old wharf,
so easy to gain access, and so easy to fall off,
and bad luck piled on bad luck, and they fell with fatal speed,
and .. their God decided sadly that he wouldn’t intercede.

The dad was such a brave man , of his ilk so too the kids,
at their funeral, one large coffin, bosom bonded, closed eyelids,
just their photos now to fondle, and the ones behind will weep,
Thus their dreamlike lives are bounded by an honoured hero’s sleep.
...
Though the children's dreams were shorter, so too, bounded by pure sleep.





Prospero:The Tempest Act 4, scene 1, 148–158

We are such stuff
As dreams are made on; and our little life
Is rounded with a sleep.
 
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