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ASF Poetry Thread

CO2, PLANT FOOD OR CACTUS FOOD?

if we all drive giant autos (while we opiate with bongs)
as we sit around some carcass (and we sing our desert songs)
and if co2 is plant food round the oxen’s rotting hide
are those plants (like us) praps cactus?, (due to car-bong-die-ox-hide?)
 
HOW GRANMA WOULD HALF-STING THE BEANS

I used to stay with granma when a bench-high lad and young
she'd gone a little gargar and her best songs were all sung
I remember how she'd string the beans (leaving most still highly strung)
and she'd do the dishes, - I would wipe - where the gravy still half-clung.

she'd tell me stories old and wise, and plenty full of action
cos granpa gave her many highs, and close to needing traction
there could have been a few white lies, for she told a story well
me a wide eyed kid like apple pies - and totally under her spell.

how the horses bolted , she alone with reins to help (somehow?)
the dray was jumping stumps and roots like a half crazed stumpjump plough
how granpa'd mount the nearest horse and gallop to her rescue
(I remember my gramps as an old frail man - how cruel is age I ask you?)

she'd sing me songs with spice or fun, or tell some Tennyson poem
she'd help me write a letter or a birthday card to home
to tell my mom I loved her, of the crows my shanghai scored
or scribble lines that sorta rhymed, and anything but bored.

I used to stay with granma when a bench-high lad and young
she sowed the seeds of learning and the noble English tongue
the sowed the seeds of lullabies and other songs she sung
......
but she sure as hell scared witness those poor beans she served half-strung

more on the same subject

https://www.aussiestockforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=83019&highlight=petticoat#post83019
 
(happy new year's resolutions
and happy imminent birthday to those folk born on 29 feb)

TRY A LEAP INTO THE LEAP YEAR

If you’re starting out a new year
(if you’ve been there you will know)
it is customary to implant in your ears
those grains that you should sow,
you should plant the seeds of exercise
no pain, no sprain, no gain
and you scrawl it – big words- textasize
that to grow, you just "go with the grain".

Let's plan to hum to a new years hymn
let's start to march by March
by june we'll be ready to tackle some gym
where they make you leap an’ arch
they recommend beans , and grain fed game
and wild organic papayas
by the time Beijing has lit its flame
....
we’ll be up there on the dias !!!
 
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/12/27/2127754.htm
Moti fights deportation to Aust: authorities
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/new...speeding-ticket/2007/12/10/1197135337833.html
Former judge 'lied under oath' over speeding ticket

SOME NOTES ON JUSTICE

In theory she’s a lady blind, who holds a pair of scales
she’s fair (instead of cruel or kind), she knows not “heads or tails”
she sees not where the balance in lined, she reads the decision with brail
and it’s either she let’s you off (praps a fine), or she kicks your butt into jail
……
but with judges like Marcus Einfeld, sheesh, he’d pin donkey’s nose with tail.

of course if it then gets reheard on appeal, it’s amazing how often she swings
the scales must take on a different feel, praps it’s just the way of these things
a barrister bellowing “c’mon !! get real!!”, who charges the ransom of kings
is somehow more likely to get a good deal, without those judicial strings.
……
and even attornies general steal – and julian motti’s have “flings”.


I’m sure she would add that she finds it hard, when it’s “paybacks” she has to defend
yet she mustn’t relax or lower her guard, on which message she still has to send
I’m sure she would add that it disappoints, when a sin goes against a trend
or a man may be cowered on bent knee joints, but that doesn’t mean justice must bend
……
she must stick to her game, make her own set points, trust the common folk comprehend.


when a nurse is charged with a speeding offence on route to an injured child
when a boy is charged for stealing ten cents when he’s hungry – that too is quite mild
but what about Hurricane Katrina my friend, where two starving men fight for some food?
and one thieves from the other ? - WHERE THE HELL WAS BIG BROTHER!! – since the rescue was totally screwed.
........
and for all those murders over food in flood waters, praps the Whitehouse should be the one sued.?
 
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/12/16/2120080.htm

THIRD ANNIVERSARY OF ASIAN TSUNAMI

Only those who've seen a battefield - dank, dark, and drowned in gore,
could claim they understand the feel of a post-tsunami shore,
where the land and sea fought battle, over boundaries between,
.......
now the cricket bails can rattle, by 300,000 seen
.........
in the open air, so the ghosts can stare,
and the land now all grassy and green.
 
BLUE ROSES (I suspect Kipling)

Roses red and roses white
Plucked I for my love’s delight.
She would none of all my posies,—
Bade me gather her blue roses.

Half the world I wandered through,
Seeking where such flowers grew;
Half the world unto my quest
Answered but with laugh and jest.

It may be beyond the grave
She shall find what she would have.
Oh, ’twas but an idle quest,—
Roses white and red are best!

http://whitewolf.newcastle.edu.au/w...dyard/prose/TheLightThatFailed/chapter_7.html
 
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO SOCCER, BASEBALL, PRE-BODY-LINE-CRICKET, and EXTREMISM

PART 1

It seems to me…..mankind’s ……..divided in 4
there’s soccer,…. there’s baseball …….there’s cricket,
and then there’s that group where the rules are ignored
“who cares that’s not cricket, just stick it!”

As for baseball – methinks, whoever heard ethics
like “that’s just not baseball there, son"
and likewise in soccer, a "dive" wins an Oscar
but you laugh cos you’ve cheated and won.

A smile from a player who gets off the mat
after having a free kick awarded
should be given a pat on the bum with a bat
after which he’d be hung drawn and quartered.

Though cricket has spread through the Empire of old
on steamers canoes and been portered
I still prefer cricket balls flying around
than smart bombs by dumb bums (or mortared).

A baseball that’s pinged at the head of some “mate”
so he staggers to dugout escorted
and a pitched bruise sure stings while you’re standing at plate
(that’s body-line as Jardine taught it),

but ignoring that body line, cricket at least
taught that “fair-play” was moral , and sought it,
and at least it’s not “body lines” where wild warring beasts
have gone mad and where hundreds are slaughtered

PART 2

They say that the old British Empire,
even prior to Waterloo
expanded like red-coated vampires
with a pint of red corps blood or two
but it couldn’t reside in Afghanistan
or the line there it seems couldn’t hold
now the tide of a Taliban Koran
on an out-tide would turn your blood cold.

The Russians took Kabul “Kaboom”,
The Taliban soon got it back
and turned the soccer pitch to a tomb,
with the goal mouth a hanging rack,
there’s something they just don’t understand
how best to curve a round ball
they prefer to cheer , and to rise to a man,
when they curve someone’s neck in a fall.

Does it help that the law and the British ways
have been pretty much ripped from the book
though I spose to be fair in O-Cromwell’s days
it was “Lord Protect rules that I’ve cooked”
Does it help that the despots become more , more, MORE
more desperate, demanding and cunning
and sure they’ll permit an election in store
......
as long as there’s no one else running.
 
A PHANTOM NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION

I notice that it's new years eve (well give or take a day)
so here's to resolutions (to adhere to "come what may")
I'm thinking of a "Phantom promise" - backing off the grog
and I'm practicing "glass of milk please - and some water for my dog".

I understand it's best to know karate drinking milk
there's ruffians and crooks to throw and people of that ilk
cos people don't like wimps who don't drink booze (till they're obese)
I'll maybe get two dogs or three - so then I can drink in peace.

This Ghost Who Walks 400 years as "Man who Cannot Die"
well stuff it, I'll give up my beers - then maybe so will I
I'll be "Guardian of the Eastern Dark", (and my pigmy bankers will cheer)
but the price of milk!! - compared to home brew!! - mmm maybe wait a year.

 

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GOOD ENOUGH TO FIGHT OUR BATTLES, STOLEN KIDS - ALL's FAIR IN WAR

Good enough to fight our battles
good enough help win our wars
then they want the rank of cattle
we reply please show us cause,
fight for Empire, Queen, Tobruk
good enough to leave our shore
having their loved children took
- to white man claims “all’s fair in war”.

Good enough to lead a company
Captain Saunders loved by all
leading white men, fifty something
“follow me boys” was his call
good enough to risk his noggin
leading fifty into wars
when demobbed – “go feed the dogs and
here’s your broom and here’s your chores”

Down the gangplank, celebrations,
thirsty tales, homecoming jars,
“hey not you, your pigmentations
no way you can breast our bars”,
Settlement grants for postwar soldiers
carved from prewar Ab reserves son,
but those Abs from whom those boulders
had been stolen didn’t deserve one.

Torres Strait indigenous ranks true
paid but one third army wage,
that’s until a belated thank you
and forty years they had to age,
Three, four thousand so affected
served, dependents, widows, vets
history (40 years) corrected
justice means we pay our debts.


Capt Reg Saunders ...
http://www.awm.gov.au/korea/faces/saunders/saunders.htm
http://www.awm.gov.au/fiftyaustralians/43.asp

When he came back, albeit a hero of the war, and leader of men, he was subjected to the full racial discrimination thing - for a while he swept railway stations

When they disembarked after the war , the Abs were not allowed into the bar to share a drink with their white soldier mates.
When they came back they were still not included on the census - although cattle were.
Many lied about their age to get in the army - and/ or said they were Maoris or Indians.
In one case, the Ab reserve belonging to either Saunders or Peters was taken and divvied up for Soldier Settlement Grants - "Black soldiers need not apply".
In the Torres Strait, there were soldiers hept there in reserve. Indeed the Japs didn't reach them , but they nonetheless served there ( as did thousands in Darwin) . Only difference was the blacks in Torres Strait were paid about one third army wage - this injustice was corrected in the 1980's.
Having said that 3000 - 4000 vets and/or dependents should be entitled to benefits. (for equality with others). THis is an ongoing issue that could well be resolved soon.

The children of some Ab soldiers on active service were stolen under stolen generation rules.
 
continuing ... http://www.awm.gov.au/korea/faces/saunders/saunders.htm
 
THE ROSEBED AT THE AIRPORT

My mate works at the airport
with a mop to dry the floors,
He finds there's equal floods of tears
at arrival and departure doors,
He keeps the teardrops separate
and he waters the roses outside,
and they bloom red and blue respectively
.....
- like emotions that loved ones have cried.
 
Gee mum, but you look so sweet and cute
with your mascara starting to flow,
I'm in need of a prop, not a blubbering flute
or a prop from a Rocky Horror show,
Here's a token to symbolise "love o'er the waves"
a georgeously pure (dropdead) rosebud
sown and grown on the tears from ten Mabels and Daves
in that tearshed, mopfed, rosebed.

(groan )
 
(speaking of groan, here's another ..)

THE CALL OF THE WILD – DOGS AND OLD CHIMPS ALIKE

my dog sings along with the siren’s plight
does she think it’s a call from the pack ?
a threat that requires either fight or flight
or some terror is on the attack?
now the strange thing is, she is wagging her tail
and I’m talking a half circle ark ! -
I reckon she'd bark "it’s just time for a wail
or a whale of a time for a lark".

Now, apart from the fact that I pine for the sea
with the pangs of a homesick child,
Or I look at a forest or climb up a tree
and I’m gripped with some “call of the wild”,
from somewhere the stub of some long lost “thing”
some unfinished tale (tail) of the free,
Like Tarzan, I feel the desire for a fling
in my Mazda tree-to-tree (323).


Thought for the day .... does that mean that when God gave Adam (and Eve) their coccyx-es, that he added a bit of "cuckoo"?
 
THis post on the new year resolutions thread...
Failing to plan is planning to fail. But you MUST wanna do it!

And you've got to be positive.
thanks Doris
just taking those two thoughts, combining them, and running with em

PLANNING AND NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS...

I don't plan to plan very much,
though I won't plan to fail or fall,
see - I won't plan to succeed as such
...... I just WON'T fail ! - that's my plan ! - thassall !!

Unlike Quixote, I won't charge the windmill
and it's not like I'm on the attack
It's just that the retreat plan would be sinful
it's been ripped up !! - miles back the track


PS Like Montgomery - RIP UP THE ALTERNATIVE RETREAT PLAN. lol
 
lol - there's this funny old dude down the road....(call him Fred Smith for this exercise). He shows me this poem and tells me he wrote it for his wife - for the new year....

He are his wife both well into their 80's lol - So he changes one word of this poem by Elizabeth Browning (thee to you) - and claims authorship, lol (although he mentions her, EB in the lesser credits).



Incidentally, it gets rave reviews on this website ... (whatever ... he's still a funny old dude, and lol - his missus loves him for his eccentric ways)

http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/poems/269.html
 
DAVID HICK'S BLONDE PERIOD

Aged just one score year and six, down the road comes David Hicks
(some might say he's thick as bricks, but that's another matter)
next he's found inside a truck, out of weapons out of luck
fetched the finder many bucks to make him out a ratter..

will another mere Australian, moslem, jew or piscapalian
see a cell where they simply nail-ya-in?
five years ?, - retrospective law?,

sodomised with white plastic bore? left on "a third party unknown shore"
where they make up the rules if they can't be sure? ........
quoth the raven.. "nevermore".
 
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