****ASF Breaking News****

[Logique]

Phew that was a narrow escape for Notre Dame. Vast sections may have been burnt - but at least they didn't project any lights onto it. We know how genuinely damaging that can be to a building, as we saw with the Opera House

 

[explod]

Was just having a catch up with a mate of mine for Easter (was on ASF as Gumby Learner) and out of the blue HE SAID, "you know that bloke that did that shooting at the New Zealand Mosque, he used to be on ASF". I informed him that others on here had picked that up too. Not sure under what heading posted so I've put it here.

 

[wayneL]

It is interesting the different style of reporting in the MSN, between the New Zealand shootings and the Sri Lankan massacre.

It is also interesting that "Christians" have transmogrified into "Easter worshippers"

 

[noirua]

Kazakhstan's BTA Bank alleges Felix Sater, others laundered more than $440 million
https://legalnewsline.com/stories/5...-sater-others-laundered-more-than-440-million

Sater had recently been in headlines regarding the potential Trump Tower in Moscow, whom was stated to had worked with President Trump’s former lawyer Michael Cohen to construct the proposed hotel. In 2005, the Trump Organization signed a contract with Sater’s Bayrock Group for the building’s construction, one of the companies named in BTA’s suit.

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International Mining and Infrastructure Corporation
Interesting times for IMIC administrator. Bearing in mind that the Libyan Foreign Bank is in charge here (the civil war has flared up again) and that IMIC had associates of the Ablyazov crime syndicate on board, if not on the board, (associated in the press with Trump's properties in NY) they must be treading on a lot of political eggshells.
http://www.newclassaction.co.uk

 

[basilio]

Strange but true. .. The story is rivetting; the comments equally insightful.
Enjoy.

Suffolk man ‘had sex with 450 tractors’

EXCLUSIVE
By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent

A Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex offenders’ register.

Ralph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles “interfering” with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.

He was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.

When officers searched his terraced home they found a collection of more than 5,000 tractor images on his laptop.

The photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones.
https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/

 

[PZ99]

Yeah - gotta admit I wouldn't mind looking under that bonnet.

 

[SirRumpole]

Strange but true. .. The story is rivetting; the comments equally insightful.
Enjoy.

Suffolk man ‘had sex with 450 tractors’

EXCLUSIVE
By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent

A Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex offenders’ register.

Ralph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles “interfering” with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.

He was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.

When officers searched his terraced home they found a collection of more than 5,000 tractor images on his laptop.

The photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones.
https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/

Maybe a tractor beam got him.

 

[cynic]

Four questions:

Was it consensual, or did he rape the tractors in question?
Were the tractors of legal age?
Were the tractors close relatives of his?
Do we need to have a referendum to consider further amendments to the marriage act?

 

[noirua]

There we are, that's solved the problem:

 

[Knobby22]

I just hope they don't try tractor conversion therapy.

 

[basilio]

Four questions:

Was it consensual, or did he rape the tractors in question?
Were the tractors of legal age?
Were the tractors close relatives of his?
Do we need to have a referendum to consider further amendments to the marriage act?

Consensual
Indeterminate
Cross species
No lasting commitments offered or asked
(Far better funnies in the comments section under the "story" )

 

[noirua]

Cross breeding of humans and tractors must be stopped right now!

 

[jbocker]

He has been cured and now lives in a bathroom. Such is life for an ex-tractor fan.

 

[SirRumpole]

Makes a change from sheep I guess...

 

[jbocker]

Strange but true.
...
Suffolk man ‘had sex with 450 tractors’
...

Everyone thought he was a dipstick.

(sorry... I will stop now)

 

[noirua]

 

[basilio]

Speaking of dipsticks (see Chief Dipstick above) we should be aware there is further news on the plans for The Dons visit to the UK later this year.

The Queen is preparing a special welcoming party.

Queen sends Prince Philip to pick up Donald Trump from the airport
3 days ago
Prev Article

By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor

The Queen will welcome Donald Trump to Britain by sending Prince Philip to pick him up from the airport.

Mr Trump will make his first official state visit to the UK in June, staying with Her Majesty, having talks at Downing Street and taking part in D-Day commemorations (so long as it’s not raining).

It has been revealed that the Queen has a cunning plan to keep Mr Trump occupied – sending her husband out in his Range Rover to pick the President up from Heathrow.

A Royal insider said: “Her Majesty was furious when Philip overturned his car near Sandringham after colliding with a common person in a Kia earlier this year.

“She ordered Philip, 96, to stay off the road, much to his disgust. But news that Mr Trump is arriving has given her a change of heart.

“Now she wants Philip to drive round and pick him up.
https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/prince-philip-donald-trump-airport/

 

[basilio]

Some skeptical people on ASF may doubt the veracity of the Suffolk gazette as a serious journalist entity.

Fear not folks. The Suffolk Gazettes innate commitment to honest, incisive, TRUE journalism has been attested by the highest office in the land.

Donald Trump Tweets his admiration for Suffolk Gazette journalism

US President Donald Trump has sent an extraordinary Tweet praising the journalism of the Suffolk Gazette.

In what is – by a country mile – our most high-profile support ever, Mr Trump urged his 27 million Twitter followers to “check out” the Suffolk Gazette.

He even quipped that we had a “fun” soccer team, and used the #ITFC hashtag!

The President has been waging a war on so-called fake news in America since coming to power, and while repeatedly chastising the likes of CNN he has now started to showcase great journalism as well.

Last night it was the turn of the Suffolk Gazette to get a name check, and we couldn’t be more delighted.

A spokesman for the Suffolk Gazette said: “We’re only a small local newspaper in England, but we take great pride in our responsible and accurate reporting.

...Mr Trump’s Tweet about the Suffolk Gazette has already been Liked by 76,000 of his followers, and Re-Tweeted by 16,000 more.

https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/donald-trump-suffolk-gazette/

 

[noirua]

 

[noirua]