Try asking for a short black in the Congo where the Pygmies reside.
You certainly get some dark looks, errrr concerned looks.
How true.
Going along the vine, will probably get concerned look asking morbidly obese waiter/waitress what is fat content of served dish, and definitely will have to run after asking:
What is your diet, as I would like to avoid your problems?
Going back to HeyH it’s S, this little episode is effectively talk of the whole globe now.
What a joke that is.