This guy's so shy he's never kissed a girl

[jono1887]

"Church socials are an excellent place to meet chicks , (as there were usually more women than men), and Christians still need a r@#t"

I am unfortunately unable to give any direct testimony to support the second half of his assertion, but now that I think back, there were a lot of attractive girls at the small number of church functions I have attended

so Jono, or Mr J or whoever it is has never kissed..maybe get yr ass to church?

hmm... really dont think it is appropriate. And I dont get what a 'r@#t' is...
I do go to church, you are seriously twisted

 

[Julia]

Woah, I didn't do anything to deserve that .

Mr J, I don't think awg was casting any aspersions but rather just momentarily was confused between the 'j' of "Mr J" and the "J" of jono. Hope I'm right here, awg?

hmm... really dont think it is appropriate. And I dont get what a 'r@#t' is...
I do go to church, you are seriously twisted

Lol! This is the best post on this thread.

 

[Solly]

hmm... really dont think it is appropriate. And I dont get what a 'r@#t' is...
I do go to church, you are seriously twisted

jono

Got this link in my favourites that you may enjoy, got it sent to me from a repentant Zoo Weekly hopeful who I met last time I dropped into the Mountain Song campus at Rover St .

http://www.ehow.com/how_4464326_meet-spouse-church.html

I wish you luck in your quest to find a decent GF.

If things don't go your way, PM me and I'll arrange a night out with some of my undergrad mates from the Uni of the 3rd age.

To prepare you'll need a good feed to line your stomach before you out, make sure you've got 50 bucks & your mum's address and directions home pinned to the inside of your shirt collar, just makes it easier for the cabbie to get you home afterwards especially if English isn't their first language. Make sure you've got untraceable cash, most of the places we visit don't have eftpos.

BTW we may need the assistance of a fit young lad to get a Fisher and Paykel 3 wheeler down the ramp at The Catwalk Club, there's quiet a tight turn at the end.

We could even run into nun.

 

[Tink]

Aaaah what a wonderful world we live in...

 

[adobee]

I wouldnt mind getting one of those cars... but 10k spent today could potentially be 1M by the time I'm 30 so I'd rather keep it in stocks..

Trust me brother Jackson.. 1million when your thirty doesnt come close to being 30 and looking back and realising you didnt live it up when you were 18.. I am 29 and have about 900k equity after slogging it out hard for the last 10 years and looking back I would much prefer to have run a muck and then backpacked from 21-27 years old.. this sort of stuff is priceless and if you have a good business mind you will make money there after.. the life experience is worth alot more 1mill....

Get the car.. you can probably lease one for $300 a month ( your 10k trade can pay this off for you ) and boom .. you are in with the 18 year old girls.. you will be picking up at the petrol bowzer .. at the traffic lights.. everywhere... Put your number on the back window in big letters with for sale in small.. so you can point it out to the chicks at the lights !!! yeah baby!!

 

[adobee]

Adobee, your advice is fine if you want to often be rejected, waste money and come across as a punk and a sleaze. Then again, at certain clubs it may not matter . Don't worry, it's normal at that age.

My advice would be to work on charm, presentation, and think about body language.

Charm: Be postive, confident, and smile. Seem comfortable, and make those around you comfortable. Make them feel better about themselves.

Presentation: Wear nice clothes and be well-groomed. Women place a lot of emphasis on grooming, but don't come across as a metro-sexual, as the majority of women like men who take care of themselves, rather than men who take more care of themselves than women!

Body language. The answer to whether or not she likes you is out there before you approach a woman. Watch her reaction to you. Almost every movement we make around people is intentional. Ask yourself what that movement means.

It also helps to be good-looking .



Try not to talk about trading with girls, at least not unless they're interested. Even then, don't take it seriously, and make fun of yourself/trading.

Sleezy & Rejected !?!?!?!?!?? this plan is for 18 year olds not for 29 year olds.. you can be sleezy at 18 ... this is standard play ..

FOLLOW THOSE SIMPLE RULES I HAVE STATED AND YOU WILL HAVE AT LEAST 65% SUCCESS... once you hit the shots section you are up to 90% success... if they dont come for shots you dont pay and you have lost about 6 minutes.. you can cover half of Darling Harbour with this method in one night ...

Where is sleazy in -

HI dont believe we have met my name is (Insert name here) ..
We are hitting the bar up for some shots are you in ????
NO SLEAZE HERE -

Sleezy is the weird nerd who says... You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen... Hhhhiiiiiiiiii .. Can I buy you a drink...


It also helps to be good-looking .
RUBBISHHHHH!!!!

You could be an ape and it wouldnt matter confidence is key ... and appearing fun.... If you are ugly & a nerd shave your head number 2 buzz cut.. you will either look cool or tough but at least you wont have nerdy hair !
Never where short sleve shirts and always roll sleeves of long sleeve shirts up two rolls...

 

[awg]

Woah, I didn't do anything to deserve that .

I have forgotten who is the non-kissee on this thread, no harm meant to you, sorry dude

Mr J, I don't think awg was casting any aspersions but rather just momentarily was confused between the 'j' of "Mr J" and the "J" of jono. Hope I'm right here, awg?

yes, this is the case

hmm... really dont think it is appropriate. And I dont get what a 'r@#t' is...
I do go to church, you are seriously twisted

r@#t = one of those things that grow from the bottom of trees, (slang for sexual intercourse)...I was quoting someone else, far be it from me to assert that of Christian females

me? twisted?

btw, is there more girls than guys at your church?

 

[Mr J]

Thats true... i think going to clubs is an absolute waste of money and is a pointless exercise. And as mentioned.. how do you expect to have any form of intelligent conversation with someone in a club?

And yes, I think the latter point is fairly obvious. Although it would be nice to find a girl interested in trading..

You don't go to clubs to talk, just to dance and/or pickup, both of which are better done at other places.

I am 29

Then why advise him to act like an 18 year old punk when he isn't an 18 year old punk?

Sleezy & Rejected !?!?!?!?!?? this plan is for 18 year olds not for 29 year olds.. you can be sleezy at 18 ... this is standard play ..

Being sleazy will regularly move things along more quickly, but you can also do that without being sleazy. I'm sure Jono would prefer not to look back at himself as a sleazy, materialistic punk (which I do myself). I'm sure the type of girls he likes also aren't interested in sleazes (if they are anything like himself).

Where is sleazy in -

HI dont believe we have met my name is (Insert name here) ..
We are hitting the bar up for some shots are you in ????
NO SLEAZE HERE -

I didn't say all of it was sleazy.

Sleezy is the weird nerd who says... You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen... Hhhhiiiiiiiiii .. Can I buy you a drink...

No, that may be viewed as creepy and/or pathetic, but not sleazy.

It also helps to be good-looking .
RUBBISHHHHH!!!!

If I didn't look okay, I doubt girls would have overlooked all that they did. Confidence is certainly important, but it can only take you so far.

I have forgotten who is the non-kissee on this thread, no harm meant to you, sorry dude

Don't worry about it, I was just having a little fun.

 

[Kryzz]

Trust me brother Jackson.. 1million when your thirty doesnt come close to being 30 and looking back and realising you didnt live it up when you were 18.. the life experience is worth alot more 1mill....
!

You can always just have both

 

[Mr J]

Trust me brother Jackson.. 1million when your thirty doesnt come close to being 30 and looking back and realising you didnt live it up when you were 18..

I've had wild years, I've had quiet years. Both have been valuable, and I've also learned that it is the present that matters.

 

[jono1887]

Trust me brother Jackson.. 1million when your thirty doesnt come close to being 30 and looking back and realising you didnt live it up when you were 18.. I am 29 and have about 900k equity after slogging it out hard for the last 10 years and looking back I would much prefer to have run a muck and then backpacked from 21-27 years old.. this sort of stuff is priceless and if you have a good business mind you will make money there after.. the life experience is worth alot more 1mill....

Get the car.. you can probably lease one for $300 a month ( your 10k trade can pay this off for you ) and boom .. you are in with the 18 year old girls.. you will be picking up at the petrol bowzer .. at the traffic lights.. everywhere... Put your number on the back window in big letters with for sale in small.. so you can point it out to the chicks at the lights !!! yeah baby!!

Mate for a 29 year old, you are incredibly shallow... there are more things to life other having a nice car and girls. Why would I throw away my trading capital which has doubled in the last year for a car which would depreciate just as fast a downturn.

Sleezy & Rejected !?!?!?!?!?? this plan is for 18 year olds not for 29 year olds.. you can be sleezy at 18 ... this is standard play ..

Now why would I want to be sleazy?
And I have better uses for my money other then spending it on $15 shots..

btw, is there more girls than guys at your church?

umm... never counted, about even i think.

I've had wild years, I've had quiet years. Both have been valuable, and I've also learned that it is the present that matters.

Well, I'd rather save now and have a better 'present' in the future :

 

[Mr J]

Mate for a 29 year old, you are incredibly shallow... there are more things to life other having a nice car and girls. Why would I throw away my trading capital which has doubled in the last year for a car which would depreciate just as fast a downturn.

All that matters is that you enjoy yourself. It still wouldn't hurt to find a few girls to play with just to see what the fuss is about - you can't know what you're missing until you try it. By denying yourself (of sex and intimacy), you allow for the possibility that you will marry too young and for the wrong reason.

 

[drsmith]

You don't need a nice (expensive) car or to throw away your trading capital to kiss a girl.

Look at this from the perspective of a religious leadership. Throughout history, sexual restraint is a means by which religions can control their flock and the over rating of virginity is part of this.

If it goes further before you are married, it won't drop off, the universe will still be the same afterwoods and you won't be condemmed to burn in hell for all eternity or similar.

 

[jono1887]

You don't need a nice (expensive) car or to throw away your trading capital to kiss a girl.

Look at this from the perspective of a religious leadership. Throughout history, sexual restraint is a means by which religions can control their flock and the over rating of virginity is part of this.

If it goes further before you are married, it won't drop off, the universe will still be the same afterwoods and you won't be condemmed to burn in hell for all eternity or similar.

During history, wouldn't a greater population be more beneficial as there is more human capital stock?? I don't know how they would beneficial from keeping the population controlled but its my personal choice to wait till I'm married, doesnt mean I am scared of burning in hell or what not..

 

[drsmith]

During history, wouldn't a greater population be more beneficial as there is more human capital stock?? I don't know how they would beneficial from keeping the population controlled but its my personal choice to wait till I'm married, doesnt mean I am scared of burning in hell or what not..

What greater power can one person have over another than control of his/her strongest physical urges ?
This power need not be physical (restraint, violence etc), it can also be by through psychological influence.

Religion has had a history of wanting followers to breed as much as possible to keep them poor and uneducated and produce more followers but only after their leaders say so of course.

In relation to your personal beliefs, which of the following do you consider represents the greatest moral difference,

1) sex between partners in a married relationship and sex between partners in an unmarried relationship or,
2) sex between partners in an unmarried relationship and casual sex ?

 

[Solly]

jono, here's a fine European lass to take out for a spin in the Audi;

http://www.ananova.com/News/story/sm_3485591.html

 

[jono1887]

What greater power can one person have over another than control of his/her strongest physical urges ?
This power need not be physical (restraint, violence etc), it can also be by through psychological influence.

Religion has had a history of wanting followers to breed as much as possible to keep them poor and uneducated and produce more followers but only after their leaders say so of course.

In relation to your personal beliefs, which of the following do you consider represents the greatest moral difference,

1) sex between partners in a married relationship and sex between partners in an unmarried relationship or,
2) sex between partners in an unmarried relationship and casual sex ?

Well obviously the latter poses a greater moral difference, however it still doesnt make set in an unmarried relationship any more right.

Its like comparing the theft of a car to Bernie Maddoff's theft of billions of dollars. In the end, they're both still theft...

 

[jono1887]

jono, here's a fine European lass to take out for a spin in the Audi;

http://www.ananova.com/News/story/sm_3485591.html

hmm... considering the fact that those construction workers ran away cowering in fear.. she must be pretty damn ugly

 

[derty]

So Jono I make the assumption that you expect to marry a virgin.

What happens if you fall in love with a woman who is not a virgin? Love certainly comes along at some weird times and in some weird places. Would you forsake your potential soul mate for the fact she is not a virgin?

 

[Bushman]

Boiling it down to its bare bones, the insistence on marrying a virgin seems to be an expression of a deep rooted primal urge of controlling your mate to ensure that your DNA gets passed on into the future. No penetrative sex, no chance that your perfect DNA mix could be tainted.

Otherwise why the insistence on chastity? Is it some sort of Captain Cook-like syndrome where being the first to penetrate virgin territory provides the man with a psychological boost? Mixing the deed with a moral and economic transaction like marriage seems to point more to the need for control.

In my mind, if you marry later after having had some sexual experience, then this whole 'celestial virtue' charade is put to bed (pardon the pun) and it becomes an expression of a purer love.

But that is me and in the end we are the sum total of our experiences. Respect to you Jono and good luck with it all my imaginary internet friend. The quest for your perfect mate is one of life's more fascinating journeys. It is also easier to reflect on once you have put some miles in that vehicle called life.