This guy's so shy he's never kissed a girl

[adobee]

i think a week on a cruiseboat in the whitsundays with a dozen chicks would fix it..

Is there a travel agent you can book this online with... ????
I am in .. roll it out !


Havent read the whole thread but brother.. (thats you jono1887)

dont even think about this kissing someone and it will be special find someone you really like etc etc etc.. (this is bull crap thought up by your mind being demented cause you havent pashed anyone this happens more as you get old and really think about sex) you need to get this out of the way asap and things will be alot easier life will be better and you will play warcraft alot less... dress cool hit some bars .. get on the drink .. pash some chicks.. are you in sydney ???? You have a great selection ... Crazy chicks at Tank, Home and other house clubs .. cargo, loft ... etc etc no luck .. try some older chicks at establishment .. still no luck hit up Jacksons on George still no luck try Arq at Taylor square.. then shoot across to Cronulla try at the clubs there ....
what about the club at the central coast ??? troppo ?? is it still around..
no luck...
try the clubs at your local leagues clubs or rsl... always popular with pashers..


here is how it works for the shy in experienced guys... dont deny it.. cause you are.. its okay.. dont say you dont want tips cause you obviously have no idea of what is going on what to do or how to handle this situation .. its okay dont deny it.. you need to move past denial... and get with the chicks... (Important note do not think you love this girl you pash.. you want to pash three or four girls per night..) If you get a drink thrown on you then dont get mad and go skitz.. this is like being crowned !!!!!

1) CONFIDENCE IS KING - doesnt matter if you if you are a tool or a nerd or normal or not... confidence is king
2) ITS A NUMBERS GAME - Every rejection is closer to an acceptance.. and remember .. low odds high returns.. high odds low returns.. (I would start with the high odds - low returns)

- rock up to the club / bar whatever ..
- look neat so you get in..
- take cash.. lots of cash .. (ditch your fat ass wallet) carry cash folded in your pocket..
- its time to warm up .. buy some drinks... (tip bar tender really really well so you get his attention next time) (slap hand if possible and say " Nice one brotha in an English accent)
- look for a small group of girls chatting amongst them selves (two or three)
- take your mate with you and say the secret words...
- Hi, I dont think we have met before I am (insert name here) (hold out your hand to shake)
(get names)
- say something about the name .. (ie if its lara .. "like lara croft tomb raider" stick to well known names and sexy ones dont use warcraft or fat chicks names ...
- (insert name here) we are going to hit the bar for some shots before having a dance are you in ? lets do it !
- proceed to bar (girls must accompany you or no shots for them)
Bartender 12 quick f*cks please (three each is good start and 12 on the bar looks cool - will get the attention of other chicks)..
( Yell Salute and hold your glass out for cheers) (I dont know what this means but it sounds cool)..
Do this three times .. boom ...
Say.. Lets dance.. take girls hand pull to dance floor
dance a bit..
do sexy dancing / dirty dancing (you can only do this if you are age 19 or less else you are a jerk)
start pashing !!!!

NOW you know the secret to being an 18 year old man !!!

 

[Kryzz]

You have a great selection ... Crazy chicks at Tank, Home and other house clubs .. cargo, loft ... etc etc no luck .. try some older chicks at establishment .. still no luck hit up Jacksons on George still no luck try Arq at Taylor square.. then shoot across to Cronulla try at the clubs there ....
what about the club at the central coast ??? troppo ?? is it still around..
no luck...
try the clubs at your local leagues clubs or rsl... always popular with pashers..

RSL club? lol joking right? forget tank and home bar (don't forget your parachute pants if u do tho!) , soho and ivy r winners!!

Jono, are you catholic? (just out of curiosity) sorry if im asking too much.


shaun.

 

[aaronphetamine]

If you're in Brisbane the clubs with the highest ratios of bang tidy birds are to be found at the following clubs;

The Family, The Met, X & Y Bar, Cloudland, Birdie Num Nums, Empire, GPO, The Monastery, The Planet, Alhambra, Zuri.

the dirty rank birds are to be found at;

The Bank, RG's, Mystique, Mustang, Kalibar - avoid these places at all costs.

 

[awg]

lol to all the advice on finding chicks.

here is the advice I gave to a mate of mine, who is Much older than 18, and very shy with ladies, although he is well built and quite ok looking.

*go out late, when the clubs are near closing, as the chicks are pissed by then, and much less discriminating.

*you save time and money by not having to buy heaps of drinks for them

*dress well, have a nice car

*start with fat chicks, as they are more desperate.

*If you dont know how to start a conversation, literally just let them bump into you...this happens when they are pissed, especially if they are keen

*work your way up the scale..ie fat but pretty...hot body, but a bit ugly etc, to suit yr preference

If I had more time, I could amuse you with the story about a mate and myself, (both good looking studs, we decided to slip away when a couple of girls got red-hot keen, and sprint off, hiding in an alley, giggling our arses off..( we were both married men)..many gory details omitted.

 

[adobee]

If you're in Brisbane the clubs with the highest ratios of bang tidy birds are to be found at the following clubs;

The Family, The Met, X & Y Bar, Cloudland, Birdie Num Nums, Empire, GPO, The Monastery, The Planet, Alhambra, Zuri.

the dirty rank birds are to be found at;

The Bank, RG's, Mystique, Mustang, Kalibar - avoid these places at all costs.

Gold Coast is also a great move... if you are 18 dude hit up schoolies...
you cant go wrong and if you make the news you can post it on you tube ...

 

[adobee]

RSL club? lol joking right? forget tank and home bar (don't forget your parachute pants if u do tho!) , soho and ivy r winners!!

Jono, are you catholic? (just out of curiosity) sorry if im asking too much.


shaun.

Sorry man .. I am 29 now so not up on the scene ...

Ivy is killer but to get a pash ????

home you can pash for sure ... pash two girls at once !

is blackmarket still open ??? hit this up and just tell some mean look chicks you have never been kissed and you will be looked after ...

Soho looks good for the youngones.. our reception seems to frequent oftern..

otherwise for a bit of pashion...

RSL - Castlehill, Epping etc (dont they put on a dance party once a month)
Parra leagues has a nightclub..
Tracks @ Epping ..
Hillside Taven Castlehill
Northies @ Cronulla
Sheaf @ Double Bay

Ohh forget the winner -
hit up Minskies @ Cremorne ...

 

[adobee]

Follow These Rules & Youll have mad bread to break up -



1) CONFIDENCE IS KING - doesnt matter if you if you are a tool or a nerd or normal or not... confidence is king
2) ITS A NUMBERS GAME - Every rejection is closer to an acceptance.. and remember .. low odds high returns.. high odds low returns.. (I would start with the high odds - low returns)

- rock up to the club / bar whatever ..
- look neat so you get in..
- take cash.. lots of cash .. (ditch your fat ass wallet) carry cash folded in your pocket..
- its time to warm up .. buy some drinks... (tip bar tender really really well so you get his attention next time) (slap hand if possible and say " Nice one brotha in an English accent)
- look for a small group of girls chatting amongst them selves (two or three)
- take your mate with you and say the secret words...
- Hi, I dont think we have met before I am (insert name here) (hold out your hand to shake)
(get names)
- say something about the name .. (ie if its lara .. "like lara croft tomb raider" stick to well known names and sexy ones dont use warcraft or fat chicks names ...
- (insert name here) we are going to hit the bar for some shots before having a dance are you in ? lets do it !
- proceed to bar (girls must accompany you or no shots for them)
Bartender 12 quick f*cks please (three each is good start and 12 on the bar looks cool - will get the attention of other chicks)..
( Yell Salute and hold your glass out for cheers) (I dont know what this means but it sounds cool)..
Do this three times .. boom ...
Say.. Lets dance.. take girls hand pull to dance floor
dance a bit..
do sexy dancing / dirty dancing (you can only do this if you are age 19 or less else you are a jerk)
start pashing !!!!

NOW you know the secret to being an 18 year old man !!![/QUOTE]

 

[adobee]

lol to all the advice on finding chicks.

here is the advice I gave to a mate of mine, who is Much older than 18, and very shy with ladies, although he is well built and quite ok looking.

*go out late, when the clubs are near closing, as the chicks are pissed by then, and much less discriminating.

*you save time and money by not having to buy heaps of drinks for them

*dress well, have a nice car

*start with fat chicks, as they are more desperate.

*If you dont know how to start a conversation, literally just let them bump into you...this happens when they are pissed, especially if they are keen

*work your way up the scale..ie fat but pretty...hot body, but a bit ugly etc, to suit yr preference

If I had more time, I could amuse you with the story about a mate and myself, (both good looking studs, we decided to slip away when a couple of girls got red-hot keen, and sprint off, hiding in an alley, giggling our arses off..( we were both married men)..many gory details omitted.

Not sure about the going out when the clubs are closing... but at 18 mad car is a must... Seriously forget about money.. you can drive a getz later when your thirty and no one cares...

Easy affordable options - Audi TT , BMW Convertible 3 series, Mercedes SLK,
Unless you have a mad city pad these are your best options...

I would strongly suggest getting two other mates and leasing a crazy apartment or house city fringers house or city apartment.. ENTOURAGE STYLES... Three mates together in a house with a pool near bondi or bellevue hill probably $300 a week each and pay for it by having mad pool parties... Otherwise a hot apartment in a rubbish building like World Square or the like.. (choca block with asian birds and sweedish backpackers) You will pick up more chicks in the lift inviting them to your place for a drinks.. or at the pool side than anywhere else... (Plus weekends the meriton ones hire some out as hotel rooms - 70% being 18th birthdays and hens nights) BOOM!!

Forget the people who say.. ohh you will just get chicks who want money and to be seen in your car ... THESE ARE THE BEST CHICKS when you are 18.. Forget nice personalities they are all wack jobs... at least these girls are straight up and you know whatthey want...

 

[adobee]

Not sure about the going out when the clubs are closing... but at 18 mad car is a must... Seriously forget about money.. you can drive a getz later when your thirty and no one cares...

Easy affordable options - Audi TT , BMW Convertible 3 series, Mercedes SLK,
Unless you have a mad city pad these are your best options...

I would strongly suggest getting two other mates and leasing a crazy apartment or house city fringers house or city apartment.. ENTOURAGE STYLES... Three mates together in a house with a pool near bondi or bellevue hill probably $300 a week each and pay for it by having mad pool parties... Otherwise a hot apartment in a rubbish building like World Square or the like.. (choca block with asian birds and sweedish backpackers) You will pick up more chicks in the lift inviting them to your place for a drinks.. or at the pool side than anywhere else... (Plus weekends the meriton ones hire some out as hotel rooms - 70% being 18th birthdays and hens nights) BOOM!!

Forget the people who say.. ohh you will just get chicks who want money and to be seen in your car ... THESE ARE THE BEST CHICKS when you are 18.. Forget nice personalities they are all wack jobs... at least these girls are straight up and you know whatthey want...

If only I was 18 again ...

(At lease I have got my average posts up! BOOM!)

 

[Eloise]

HAHAHAHAHA to all the above tips!

From a females point of veiw, if you (a bloke) gave me the impression he was only wanting to kiss a girl who he saw a future (Marriage) with, that is WAY WAY to much pressure for the girl and i would RUN RUN RUN!
Dont get me wrong i am an old fashioned girl in many senses, have never slept with anyone that i didn't know/wasn't in a relationship etc, although i have kissed many frogs, which was half the fun of finding the prince at the end. ( God i sound like my life is over, but i am still young, i think haha).

I was 18 (turning 19) when i met my partner father of my children, yet still not my husband..and are more "married" then half the folks we know that are. I can honestly say when we entered our journey together, the last thing we both thought was that we would have 2 kids, some houses and still be together this many years down the track...no expectactions..just took each day, week, year as they came and couldn't be happier

As for sex before marriage, i think its a personal decision, i have 2 very close friends that are now married, did the whole no sex before marriage, and were the happiest couple around, now they are married and experienced a different level of there relationship and filing for divorce (so yes sex [and lack of] is powerful act and has more bearing on things then one may think).

Another couple we know, also good friends, have only ever been together, had otehr relationships before but only experienced intamacy with each other, they are now looking at "open" marriage options as they are both are wondering what else is out there...

Good Luck
nothing wrong with your idea's, but there is nothing wrong with opening you mind up and seeing what it lets in and what happiness it may bring

 

[Smurf1976]

I would say 1-2 years would be the bare minimum. Everyone should know that the pheromones and endorphins are raging within the first 6-12 months - the honeymoon period where you cant find a single fault in your partner. Science has proven this, and you will have a very high probability of divorce if you get married after this very short period of time.

I've known quite a few people who have had relationships fail at about the 3 year mark, so I tend to regard anything over that as the "long enough to get married" point.

I'm single at the moment and the last relationship ended happily (we're still in occasional contact and on good terms). It just took 2 years 9 months for us to realise we weren't headed in the same direction, at least not without making one or the other miserable in the process.

I must say though that I do find it rather strange when people have 3 month, 6 month etc celebrations as though that was some kind of great milestone. I assume the novelty of that wears off after a while and they stick to the normal annual event.

 

[jono1887]

Not sure about the going out when the clubs are closing... but at 18 mad car is a must... Seriously forget about money.. you can drive a getz later when your thirty and no one cares...

Easy affordable options - Audi TT , BMW Convertible 3 series, Mercedes SLK,
Unless you have a mad city pad these are your best options...

I would strongly suggest getting two other mates and leasing a crazy apartment or house city fringers house or city apartment.. ENTOURAGE STYLES... Three mates together in a house with a pool near bondi or bellevue hill probably $300 a week each and pay for it by having mad pool parties... Otherwise a hot apartment in a rubbish building like World Square or the like.. (choca block with asian birds and sweedish backpackers) You will pick up more chicks in the lift inviting them to your place for a drinks.. or at the pool side than anywhere else... (Plus weekends the meriton ones hire some out as hotel rooms - 70% being 18th birthdays and hens nights) BOOM!!

Forget the people who say.. ohh you will just get chicks who want money and to be seen in your car ... THESE ARE THE BEST CHICKS when you are 18.. Forget nice personalities they are all wack jobs... at least these girls are straight up and you know whatthey want...

I wouldnt mind getting one of those cars... but 10k spent today could potentially be 1M by the time I'm 30 so I'd rather keep it in stocks..

 

[Julia]

"Old-fashioned" is a myth, well at least something that only applied to a minority for a short period of time. We've been sexually liberal for most of our history.

That's absolutely true. I was amused to discover that my grandmother was pregnant when she married my grandfather.

 

[Julia]

Adobee and Aaronphetamine, re your advice to jono to party on at various clubs, I couldn't help thinking how intimidating that might be to a fairly serious 18 year old with the sort of views jono has.

Started me reflecting on how 'fun' is something quite different to all of us.

Jono, what is fun to you? (no obligation to answer, of course.)

Personally, I've never enjoyed that boozy, club scene.

Good heavens, (and I know I'll get flamed over this) I can even remember having a pretty good time at a church social when I was about 15!!

 

[jono1887]

Adobee and Aaronphetamine, re your advice to jono to party on at various clubs, I couldn't help thinking how intimidating that might be to a fairly serious 18 year old with the sort of views jono has.

Started me reflecting on how 'fun' is something quite different to all of us.

Jono, what is fun to you? (no obligation to answer, of course.)

Personally, I've never enjoyed that boozy, club scene.

Good heavens, (and I know I'll get flamed over this) I can even remember having a pretty good time at a church social when I was about 15!!

Hmm... I think I would probably find it intimidating being in that kind of environment. And I do not find those situations 'fun'. Although I do remember a few highschool parties where I did have fun tricking a few drunks into running a klm into bushes trying to find the stash of booze :

But my idea of fun would involve socialising with people over some good food.. talking about anything in general. Although I do also like a good conversation with anyone about their views of the economy/politics or their trading styles.

 

[Julia]

But my idea of fun would involve socialising with people over some good food.. talking about anything in general.

Sounds good.

 

[Mr J]

Adobee, your advice is fine if you want to often be rejected, waste money and come across as a punk and a sleaze. Then again, at certain clubs it may not matter . Don't worry, it's normal at that age.

My advice would be to work on charm, presentation, and think about body language.

Charm: Be postive, confident, and smile. Seem comfortable, and make those around you comfortable. Make them feel better about themselves.

Presentation: Wear nice clothes and be well-groomed. Women place a lot of emphasis on grooming, but don't come across as a metro-sexual, as the majority of women like men who take care of themselves, rather than men who take more care of themselves than women!

Body language. The answer to whether or not she likes you is out there before you approach a woman. Watch her reaction to you. Almost every movement we make around people is intentional. Ask yourself what that movement means.

It also helps to be good-looking .

Although I do also like a good conversation with anyone about their views of the economy/politics or their trading styles.

Try not to talk about trading with girls, at least not unless they're interested. Even then, don't take it seriously, and make fun of yourself/trading.

 

[awg]

Started me reflecting on how 'fun' is something quite different to all of us.

Jono, what is fun to you? (no obligation to answer, of course.)

Personally, I've never enjoyed that boozy, club scene.

Good heavens, (and I know I'll get flamed over this) I can even remember having a pretty good time at a church social when I was about 15!!

I preferred not to meet females in bars, as it was difficult to have any sort of intelligent conversation, if it was noisy, or much drinking was involved, so no flaming from me

A former colleague of mine was relentless on the hunt. ( He had even owned a nightclub)

here is a quote of his, it still sticks in my head...after I had opined words to the effect that Christian girls were a bit "conservative"

"Church socials are an excellent place to meet chicks , (as there were usually more women than men), and Christians still need a r@#t"

I am unfortunately unable to give any direct testimony to support the second half of his assertion, but now that I think back, there were a lot of attractive girls at the small number of church functions I have attended

so Jono, or Mr J or whoever it is has never kissed..maybe get yr ass to church?

 

[Mr J]

so Jono, or Mr J or whoever it is has never kissed..maybe get yr ass to church?

Woah, I didn't do anything to deserve that .

 

[jono1887]

Adobee, your advice is fine if you want to often be rejected, waste money and come across as a punk and a sleaze. Then again, at certain clubs it may not matter . Don't worry, it's normal at that age.

Try not to talk about trading with girls, at least not unless they're interested. Even then, don't take it seriously, and make fun of yourself/trading.

Thats true... i think going to clubs is an absolute waste of money and is a pointless exercise. And as mentioned.. how do you expect to have any form of intelligent conversation with someone in a club?

And yes, I think the latter point is fairly obvious. Although it would be nice to find a girl interested in trading..