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MrBurns said:
I posted this in the Williams Sisters thread but transferring it to here.

I just recently decided I'm not looking any more, I'm sick of the hastles, the moods, all the crap and for what ?

I'm going to fill my life with fast cars, a full bar and travel.

I didn't think of that as an option before but now I feel more at peace.

Either I make bad choices or women are just selfish people who want you in the good times and conveniently lose interest when it suits them, I really don't want to believe that but I'm not going back for more, as someone mentioned, it's probably smarter the hire them by the hour.

Advice ? Dont leave the house, the courts give the house to the one who is in possession.

Get legal advice on how to hide as much as possible, if it's not too late.

Furniture gone, accounts zeroed ? Maybe the police should know about this theft.

Don't worry mate there's plenty of support in here for you.
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But in a funny way I still love her.

gg

nunthewiser said:
im a bloke

i love women

im reading lots about how mean and bad women are in here

have you ever considered maybe its YOU that are the selfish ones ?. maybe its YOU that keep driving them away with chauvanistic and small minded behaviour ? maybe YOU never made the effort to make things work ?perhaps YOUR needs were always more important than theres ?

i dunno im probably wrong and yeah its all there fault ...

no offense intended of course
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thanks mate.

I always lead with that part of my anatomy which is foremost, its served me well, but you are correct , maybe I need to be more circumspect.

gg

Mr J said:
Funny what you guys say about women, as out there are a whole lot of women complaining about never finding a good guy. Maybe you lot should hook up.



Seems you just don't have luck landing nice girls. There are plenty of nice girls out there.
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Mate there are not plenty of nice girls out there,

Women are just like us.

Red in tooth and claw.

gg

MrBurns said:
I love women too, but maybe I go for the wrong ones, some people just do that, gg looks like he's one of them.

Did I ever consider it's my fault ? Naaa I'm great.
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burnsie you disappoint me.

I'm hurtin.

gg

Mr J said:
You might be great, you just might have flawed taste. For example, I like nice girls, and dislike sharks and party girls (at least spending any unreasonable amount of time with them).
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I would totally disagree.

Many a shy flower at a party just blossoms.

gg
 
nunthewiser said:
may i suggest a good escort service rather than getting married every 15 minutes m8? .........be a lot cheaper in the long run and so much easier to replace
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This seems a sensible suggestion gg, if in fact you are not having us on.

If this is the fourth Mrs Gumnut now departed, might be time to reconsider some of your carousing and, um, extra curricular activities. I expect Townsville is rather too small a place to keep secrets.

And, before you blokes feel too sorry for yourselves, plenty of us women have also been manipulated and cheated.

I'd never, ever, ever get married again, and to anyone doing it these days, I reckon you have to have a watertight pre-nup agreement. Or, for that matter, even if you just decide to live together because I believe now all the same criteria apply, married or not.
 
Make sure the next one has big t1ts and her Dad owns a brewery ! *quickly looks over shoulder to see if Mrs TS is watching !*
 
Julia said:
This seems a sensible suggestion gg, if in fact you are not having us on.

If this is the fourth Mrs Gumnut now departed, might be time to reconsider some of your carousing and, um, extra curricular activities. I expect Townsville is rather too small a place to keep secrets.

And, before you blokes feel too sorry for yourselves, plenty of us women have also been manipulated and cheated.

I'd never, ever, ever get married again, and to anyone doing it these days, I reckon you have to have a watertight pre-nup agreement. Or, for that matter, even if you just decide to live together because I believe now all the same criteria apply, married or not.
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Thanks Julia,

I have , as it would happen, been to a Green party meeting just two streets down from garpalmansion ( unless she the 4th gets it) , and have met a delightful young lady with quite radical ideas on global warming, the evils of capitalism and the need to have a sustainable etc. etc.

It all makes sense

So a new chapter may be about to open for poor me.

gg

gg
 
Garpal Gumnut said:
burnsie you disappoint me.
I'm hurtin.
gg
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Disappoint you ?
After 4 it might be reasonable that you may not choose wisely, like me.

You're hurting, men suffer more than women in these situations.

A mate of mines's marriage just broke up after 32 years, after 6 months she was shacked up with someone else in the same small country town, she told him that she married him because it was convenient at the time.

The local police took his guns away as a precaution, he's ok now, dating a few and enjoying his freedom but he was suicidal at first.
 
Garpal Gumnut said:
Thanks Julia,

I have , as it would happen, been to a Green party meeting just two streets down from garpalmansion ( unless she the 4th gets it) , and have met a delightful young lady with quite radical ideas on global warming, the evils of capitalism and the need to have a sustainable etc. etc.

It all makes sense

So a new chapter may be about to open for poor me.

gg

gg
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Oh God, No. 4 has just left (unless you are indeed having a lend of us which I strongly suspect), and you're lining up the next one!

At least you could suggest to the potential No. 5 that, with her views about the evils of capitalism, she will not be at all interested in your possible financial attractiveness.
 
nunthewiser said:
im a bloke

i love women
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I always just assumed u were Gay...of course u love women.

MrBurns said:
A mate of mines's marriage just broke up after 32 years, after 6 months she was shacked up
with someone else in the same small country town.
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On my first trip to the Philippines i met a guy on the plane with a similar story...does your mate
live on the north coast of NSW?
 
So_Cynical said:
I always just assumed u were Gay...of course u love women.
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Now that is so funny on too many different levels. Having met the Nun in his habit and skolling a few bourbons ... AHEM ... I mean drinking the holy water with his Holiness it was far from my mind that he would be batting for the other team !! LOLOL
 
I saw this in the local paper recently under the headline "MISSING" ....... "Wife, dog and boat missing" .......... "Reward for dog and boat" and this "Wanted Woman who has a boat, must be able to clean fish, send photos of boat only to PO box ... " LMAO I think I read it in the Townsville Times? You advertising again GG?
 
Garpal Gumnut said:
I've arrived home tonight to find the house stripped of all furniture , our joint accounts zeroed and a rather disparaging note from the fourth Mrs Gumnut.

Luckily I have a poly pipe full of cash and other contraband well buried.

I am on first name terms with my Family Law Lawyer, called her and she gave me the same advice as before.

All the Mrs Gumnuts seem to have had a dream run, they arrive with very little in assets apart from that which god gave them, and leave with a large hunk of my fortune.

Its all very well in a bull market, but if we were to go into a bear again, it buggers up your money management and stop losses.

Any advice would be welcome.

Can I plead the recent bear market for giving the 4th less than the 3rd.

gg
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One of my distant relatives was sent in an iron ship from Ireland to Tasmania. She had 10 children and one married three times, then disappeared and was never heard of again.
So stick your poly pipe in the tucker bag and set forth for pastures new.
 
Julia said:
This seems a sensible suggestion gg, if in fact you are not having us on.

If this is the fourth Mrs Gumnut now departed, might be time to reconsider some of your carousing and, um, extra curricular activities. I expect Townsville is rather too small a place to keep secrets.

And, before you blokes feel too sorry for yourselves, plenty of us women have also been manipulated and cheated.

I'd never, ever, ever get married again, and to anyone doing it these days, I reckon you have to have a watertight pre-nup agreement. Or, for that matter, even if you just decide to live together because I believe now all the same criteria apply, married or not.
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Yes, agree Julia, but men feel pain more than women in these situations.

gg

trainspotter said:
Make sure the next one has big t1ts and her Dad owns a brewery ! *quickly looks over shoulder to see if Mrs TS is watching !*
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Her dad doesn't own a brewery.

gg

MrBurns said:
Disappoint you ?
After 4 it might be reasonable that you may not choose wisely, like me.

You're hurting, men suffer more than women in these situations.

A mate of mines's marriage just broke up after 32 years, after 6 months she was shacked up with someone else in the same small country town, she told him that she married him because it was convenient at the time.

The local police took his guns away as a precaution, he's ok now, dating a few and enjoying his freedom but he was suicidal at first.
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Mate, **** happens, its all life experience.

gg

Julia said:
Oh God, No. 4 has just left (unless you are indeed having a lend of us which I strongly suspect), and you're lining up the next one!

At least you could suggest to the potential No. 5 that, with her views about the evils of capitalism, she will not be at all interested in your possible financial attractiveness.
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She is independently wealthy, her old man is a mover and shaker in big things, her grandad was a CP politician and minister , but I'm into environment and sustainability now, so don't really care.

gg

Mr J said:
Sure, but nice girls who can party aren't what I refer to as "party girls". By nice girls, I don't mean quiet and shy types, I just mean girls that are genuine.
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goyles are goyles.

gg
 
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