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Garpal Gumnut

Garpal Gumnut

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I've arrived home tonight to find the house stripped of all furniture , our joint accounts zeroed and a rather disparaging note from the fourth Mrs Gumnut.

Luckily I have a poly pipe full of cash and other contraband well buried.

I am on first name terms with my Family Law Lawyer, called her and she gave me the same advice as before.

All the Mrs Gumnuts seem to have had a dream run, they arrive with very little in assets apart from that which god gave them, and leave with a large hunk of my fortune.

Its all very well in a bull market, but if we were to go into a bear again, it buggers up your money management and stop losses.

Any advice would be welcome.

Can I plead the recent bear market for giving the 4th less than the 3rd.


gg
 
Garpal Gumnut said:
I've arrived home tonight to find the house stripped of all furniture , our joint accounts zeroed and a rather disparaging note from the fourth Mrs Gumnut.

Luckily I have a poly pipe full of cash and other contraband well buried.

I am on first name terms with my Family Law Lawyer, called her and she gave me the same advice as before.

All the Mrs Gumnuts seem to have had a dream run, they arrive with very little in assets apart from that which god gave them, and leave with a large hunk of my fortune.

Its all very well in a bull market, but if we were to go into a bear again, it buggers up your money management and stop losses.

Any advice would be welcome.

Can I plead the recent bear market for giving the 4th less than the 3rd.


gg
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Sympathies GG if you feel you need them.

I've been through it once and it unquestionably buggers up finances. Three and a half years on and $100K of legal bills later, only now can I see light at the end of the poverty tunnel.

If you have been through this three times and have managed to stay somewhat solvent, it gives me confidence that I too will eventually fully recover.

Good luck, I hope it works out.
 
may i suggest a good escort service rather than getting married every 15 minutes m8? .........be a lot cheaper in the long run and so much easier to replace
 
planB

hire a cunning Nun to plant allsorts of incriminating evidence on former mrs GG whilst also having a few sordid sex sessions which i will more than happy to video so you have a whole armoury of bad laundry to hang on her when it comes to court time ..hey you might even be eligible for a compensation payment !

rates are negotiable
 
Change Lawyer!
Trusts
Prenups
Take Nuns advice--and from a nun no less!
The first not the second piece of advice.

Marry into wealth!
Get over kids even hers!
 
Garpal Gumnut said:
The last or nearly the last , the 4th that is, is a trickcyclist, so don't tell me about bloody counselling or any **** like that.

gg
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Garpal, you are better than I. My number third is going ok after 11 years. Fortunately we were both loaded up reasonable with about the same amount. Most of our dough is tied up in the d/i/y SMSF, so cant think at what the mess would be if we split, so maybe we wont.

Trouble is us blokes need all the comforts which includes pillow talk. Therein lies the problem. I have fantasized that if it did blow again I would never again. Would perhaps try to get a female on her own and we could (on agreement) just have visits.

Your situation is a bit sudden and a bit of a shock but on rumination will see if I can come up with some solutions for our type after a sleep on it.

But we both know you will survive and better times are ahead.

cheers explod
 
Kryzz said:
as long as you still have the arnage gg
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thanks mate, still have it.

gg

explod said:
Garpal, you are better than I. My number third is going ok after 11 years. Fortunately we were both loaded up reasonable with about the same amount. Most of our dough is tied up in the d/i/y SMSF, so cant think at what the mess would be if we split, so maybe we wont.

Trouble is us blokes need all the comforts which includes pillow talk. Therein lies the problem. I have fantasized that if it did blow again I would never again. Would perhaps try to get a female on her own and we could (on agreement) just have visits.

Your situation is a bit sudden and a bit of a shock but on rumination will see if I can come up with some solutions for our type after a sleep on it.

But we both know you will survive and better times are ahead.

cheers explod
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thanks mate

gg
 
Sorry to hear of your plight GG...ive been divorced almost 2 years, only the one wife...don't know how u guys can do it 3 or 4 or more times.

I find i just cant believe in any woman now..there all shallow and one dimensional and or menopausal...perhaps GG u can find happiness in bachelorhood.
 
Now I know why MR Neil Dando from the other thread is so petrified of women! Maybe he is the lucky one!
 
I posted this in the Williams Sisters thread but transferring it to here.

I just recently decided I'm not looking any more, I'm sick of the hastles, the moods, all the crap and for what ?

I'm going to fill my life with fast cars, a full bar and travel.

I didn't think of that as an option before but now I feel more at peace.

Either I make bad choices or women are just selfish people who want you in the good times and conveniently lose interest when it suits them, I really don't want to believe that but I'm not going back for more, as someone mentioned, it's probably smarter the hire them by the hour.

Advice ? Dont leave the house, the courts give the house to the one who is in possession.

Get legal advice on how to hide as much as possible, if it's not too late.

Furniture gone, accounts zeroed ? Maybe the police should know about this theft.

Don't worry mate there's plenty of support in here for you.
 
im a bloke

i love women

im reading lots about how mean and bad women are in here

have you ever considered maybe its YOU that are the selfish ones ?. maybe its YOU that keep driving them away with chauvanistic and small minded behaviour ? maybe YOU never made the effort to make things work ?perhaps YOUR needs were always more important than theres ?

i dunno im probably wrong and yeah its all there fault ...

no offense intended of course
 
Funny what you guys say about women, as out there are a whole lot of women complaining about never finding a good guy. Maybe you lot should hook up.

I find i just cant believe in any woman now..there all shallow and one dimensional and or menopausal
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Seems you just don't have luck landing nice girls. There are plenty of nice girls out there.
 
nunthewiser said:
im a bloke

i love women

im reading lots about how mean and bad women are in here

have you ever considered maybe its YOU that are the selfish ones ?. maybe its YOU that keep driving them away with chauvanistic and small minded behaviour ? maybe you never made the effort to make things work ?perhaps your needs were always more important than theres ?

i dunno im probably wrong and yeah its all there fault ...

no offense intended of course
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I love women too, but maybe I go for the wrong ones, some people just do that, gg looks like he's one of them.

Did I ever consider it's my fault ? Naaa I'm great.
 
You might be great, you just might have flawed taste. For example, I like nice girls, and dislike sharks and party girls (at least spending any unreasonable amount of time with them).
 
Mr J said:
You might be great, you just might have flawed taste. For example, I like nice girls, and dislike sharks and party girls (at least spending any unreasonable amount of time with them).
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Once I see a pretty face I'm gone, dont look further, idiot.

Just a bloke I guess.
 
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