Thought for the day

[noirua]

"I've got the right key, but not the right hole", Peel Me A Grape - Johnny Dankworth

 

[noirua]

It is better on first appearance or meeting, to portray speech differently, to avoid the real person being disliked.

 

[noirua]

Governments: We will spend our way out of recession with money we haven't got, yes, we'll give you the money to spend. "YIPPEE!" Ahhhhhhhhhh, but who are you going to borrow it from? You of course and whats more, you won't get it back!?

 

[noirua]

When the Aussie was up it was up and now it is down it is down, but if it is only half way up then your certainly going to

 

[Calliope]

All is not lost. Before departing for the G20 talkfest, Mr Rudd said in an ABC interview;

I'm on about dealing with the real challenge of jobs, the financial system and whether people's bank deposits are secure for the future around the world.

That, I think, is what the mums and dads of Australia are interested in.

 

[noirua]

Time to think when you shop. If you don't really need it don't buy it. If it is foreign, leave it for sure. Foreign holiday, never, be Australian and vote for Australia.

 

[2020hindsight]

It's moments like these you need Minties

 

[noirua]

What a gathering today for the George Bush G20 send off. He was sure to go out with a bang. "All agreed", says George, "and we'll meet again next year: Let everyone know that we've agreed everything in principal and Obama can meet you lot for real next year. When it all turns sour they'll think he's cocked up the whole thing."

 

[noirua]

"I saw you steal that wallet, you're under arrest lady," the officer said. "Under arrest, steal his wallet, no way. All i did was remove it as is was so padded it ruined the look of his suit," she said in reply. "OK you can go, makes sense to me," said the police officer.

 

[Lantern]

Ok this is my first post, interesting thread. Haven't read the whole thread yet so apologise if any of these have been posted.


Live simply so that others can simply live.


There are only two races on this earth and they will never get along together.

 

[Wysiwyg]

There are only two races on this earth and they will never get along together.

Only two ......

 

[Lantern]

Yes man and woman. It's supposed to be a bit funny.

 

[noirua]

In 1929 there were no efforts to boost the spending of economies or bail out banks. So there were no debts.

In 2008 there were efforts to boost the spending of economies and bail out banks. So there will be debts.

Do we really believe that countries will standby and not involve themselves in protectionism as they see some do well, and as they flounder?

 

[noirua]

"I'm going to join the ranks of the unemployed", he said.

 

[noirua]

Those who work hard and do their best, get the sack like all the rest.

 

[jeflin]

On balance sheets:

"What is left is not right and what is right has none left"

 

[noirua]

Small people make small mistakes, and big people make big mistakes.

 

[noirua]

Most important watches in life are your Blood Pressure, blood tests and BMI. Next comes family not first.

 

[2020hindsight]

Kites rise highest against the wind -- not with it. -- Winston Churchill

Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year.
And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen. - Winston Churchill

 

[noirua]

They walked through the streets and here and there they spotted blood. They searched frantically for the wounded and there they were and she asked them, "who are you?" They answered, BHP, WES, "stopppppp!", she said, "I've got the picture, it's time to buy."