Thought for the day

[Rastan]

At least you have your health

My Stockbroker

 

[noirua]

"This too shall pass", US broker yesterday.

 

[Calliope]

What is depressing the American market and thinking people generally, is the is the awful realisation that one incompetent president is going to be succeeded by another incompetent president.

 

[noirua]

What is depressing the American market and thinking people generally, is the is the awful realisation that one incompetent president is going to be succeeded by another incompetent president.

This is not George's fault, he is doing his very, very best for the whole world. Everyone blames him and it just ain't fair, God dammit.

 

[noirua]

It's getting very bad, all is lost. No, no it's not, I've an idea. Let's get all these deck-chairs moved around and make them neat. If we do that we will not sink.

 

[noirua]

When you visit, remember, never upset the natives.

 

[noirua]

Break-up couples cause pet stress.

 

[noirua]

I'm usually ignored when I'm right and shouted at when I'm wrong.

 

[noirua]

Look after the cents and the Dollars look after themselves.

 

[nunthewiser]

never eat yellow snow

 

[Speewha]

Hello


The future belongs to those who give the next generation reason for hope.


Pierre Teilhard De Chardin


Regards

 

[noirua]

Hello


The future belongs to those who give the next generation reason for hope.


Pierre Teilhard De Chardin


Regards

At work: One boy is one boy, two boys are half a boy and three boys are none at all.

 

[Speewha]

Hello


I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.


Fred Allen

Regards

 

[noirua]

"In fact I've had a brush with the grim reaper myself", said the doctor.

 

[noirua]

...and he shouted at the top of his voice to the audience, "do you mind if I get my celebrities out."

 

[noirua]

A lot of money lost and they are helped out. A lot of money lost by those who help out. A lot of borrowing required by those who help out and those who are helped.
Maybe this is just shoring up a sandcastle that will collapse anyway.

 

[noirua]

If you can't ride three horses at the same time, you should not be in the circus.

 

[noirua]

You've done crap and you expect me to bail you out. Who the hell do you think you are, a European Bank.

 

[noirua]

Sometimes it's not what you do, it is, what can you do, and your opportunity to do it.

 

[noirua]

When you leave this world, make sure you have left your mark in the sand.