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Is There a Man Drought? Or Are You Just ****ing Ugly?

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subaru69 said:
I have the feeling that Chops must be a closet 'Emo', this talk re :girl: it's so retro it's now post-modern.

Just in case ASF readers don't know what an 'emo' is, I found this on Urbandictionary.com

EMO
An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!

:D I've haven't seen a good flame war since TH and Whiskers earlier today :D
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As the old adage goes: I wish my grass was Emo so it would cut itself
 
Based on these posts I think it's clearly not a quantity problem, it's quality.

Have you guys been looking in the mirror lately? The women may be average but this is nothing compared to the balding, hairy, beer bellied bloke who believe that he can pull any chick half his age. Or do I stand corrected and you are a bunch of stud muffins?

I think any women can get a guy no problem, guess it just depends on really how low they could possibly lower their standards.

I would not be single for quids, far to hard to find a decent man these days.
 
SM Junkie said:
Based on these posts I think it's clearly not a quantity problem, it's quality.

Have you guys been looking in the mirror lately? The women may be average but this is nothing compared to the balding, hairy, beer bellied bloke who believe that he can pull any chick half his age. Or do I stand corrected and you are a bunch of stud muffins?

I think any women can get a guy no problem, guess it just depends on really how low they could possibly lower their standards.

I would not be single for quids, far to hard to find a decent man these days.
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Even if we werent stud muffins (which we are) it wouldnt matter as we are rich or at least genuinely ambitious. Harder to find and better long term than a stud muffin. ;)

*goes to rub regain into scalp*
 
subaru69 said:
I don't know if anyone's been reading the 'Gold Price - where is it heading' thread but there's been a lot of talk about 'pie/s' becoming a new commodity.

This is quite relevant to this thread, examples might be:
'I like your pie.'
'Who ate all the pies?' (alternate meaning)

Let's face it: 'pie' is the No 1 commodity that 50% of the population hold. (Most of) the other 50% are trying to get there hands on and accumulate it, regardless of cost.

The biggest pitfall in this kind of trading is the pie-owner who also eats pie or pies; it causes the asset then to depreciate.

:iamwithst
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I disagree, for me a pie owner who eats other pies should attract a premium,

consider this what if you can encourage your pie to allow you to have a feast which included another pie as well? I'm a hungry lad and 1 pie just doesn't cut it for me, unfortunately I'm still working on the multi pie feast

All this talk of pies is making me hungry, I might go to the bakery laer on tonight to ooggle all the pies
 
SM Junkie said:
Based on these posts I think it's clearly not a quantity problem, it's quality.

Have you guys been looking in the mirror lately? The women may be average but this is nothing compared to the balding, hairy, beer bellied bloke who believe that he can pull any chick half his age. Or do I stand corrected and you are a bunch of stud muffins?

I think any women can get a guy no problem, guess it just depends on really how low they could possibly lower their standards.

I would not be single for quids, far to hard to find a decent man these days.
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lol we are all stud muffuns, its the internet.
 
YOUNG_TRADER said:
consider this what if you can encourage your pie to allow you to have a feast which included another pie as well? I'm a hungry lad and 1 pie just doesn't cut it for me, unfortunately I'm still working on the multi pie feast
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Yes I agree, however it does rely on some kind of trade agreement which requires very careful political negotiation. This is the kind of situation that can trigger wars if not handled carefully.

In some cases 'foreigners' are not allowed to invest in a certain class of asset at all. Thus pie holders and eaters will not share their pie with those that do not hold a pie already. Which to me sounds like discrimination...

On the other hand I still believe one should avoid those that 'eat all the pies' as their price is destined for bagel land.
 
I have to agree with some of those comments. How f^&ken ugly were those ladies? Maybe 20 beers later....One of those, "Wake up in the morning next to her, chew your own arm off, tippie-toe out of the bedroom and make a dash for the front door" situations you can easily get oneself into. Alcohol, dangerous stuff at times.
Man-drought, more like gold diggers looking for an easy way out!!!
 
SM Junkie said:
Based on these posts I think it's clearly not a quantity problem, it's quality.

Have you guys been looking in the mirror lately? The women may be average but this is nothing compared to the balding, hairy, beer bellied bloke who believe that he can pull any chick half his age. Or do I stand corrected and you are a bunch of stud muffins?

I think any women can get a guy no problem, guess it just depends on really how low they could possibly lower their standards.

I would not be single for quids, far to hard to find a decent man these days.
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Yep, that was my earlier point... sorta. But many woman have this absurd caveat of reserving the right to behave as ockerinas while expecting Brad Pitt to come and sweep them off their feet.

Here's another problem I observe... and because I'm in the mood for stories:

A Master was traveling, and he came to an inn for an overnight stay with his disciples. The innkeeper told him that he had two wives, one beautiful, another ugly.

"But the problem is," said the innkeeper, "that I love the ugly one and I hate the beautiful one."

The Master asked, "What is the matter? What is the reason for it?"

The man said, "The beautiful one is too conscious of her beauty; that makes her ugly..." when you are too conscious of beauty certainly you will become ugly "... and the other is too conscious of her ugliness. That makes her beautiful."

The one who was beautiful thought continuously that she was beautiful -- she had become arrogant, very proud. How can you be beautiful with arrogance? Arrogance is ugliness. She had become very egoistic. And have you ever come across any ego which is beautiful? How can the ego be beautiful? The other, who was ugly and was conscious of her ugliness, had become humble, and humility has a beauty of its own. Humbleness, without any pride, without any ego, creates beauty.

So the man said, "I am puzzled. I love the ugly one and I hate the beautiful one. And I am asking you to solve the puzzle. What is the matter? Why is it happening?"
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wayneL said:
Yep, that was my earlier point... sorta. But many woman have this absurd caveat of reserving the right to behave as ockerinas while expecting Brad Pitt to come and sweep them off their feet.
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Indeed.

SM Junkie said:
Based on these posts I think it's clearly not a quantity problem, it's quality.

Have you guys been looking in the mirror lately? The women may be average but this is nothing compared to the balding, hairy, beer bellied bloke who believe that he can pull any chick half his age. Or do I stand corrected and you are a bunch of stud muffins?

I think any women can get a guy no problem, guess it just depends on really how low they could possibly lower their standards.

I would not be single for quids, far to hard to find a decent man these days.
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But at least you know we have a great sense of humour.

Because of my work, I generally don't have much trouble... if I decide to play that card, which I don't like doing. Pulling a girl half my age is deemed illegal, so I don't do it.

Personally, I chase anyone I can have a meaningful conversation with, which is rather difficult because a) They are either incredibly arrogant, and rather a turnoff, or b) They are older than me, and that causes difficulties. Not that has stopped me in the past, in fact it has been good.

But it leaves me with a trading rule... never enter into a long term trade with a female 21 or under. Most I find, are incredibly naive when it comes to expectations. I suspect the majority of women in that article have never grown out of that phase, but is also probably why I get along with women slightly older and slightly more crushed by the weight of the world.

But excuse us, mostly being fairly successful (I'm assuming by the type of forum), for being cynical when it comes to women's expectations of us.
 
Interesting thread and minor conjecture....I suppose now would not be a good time to pass my favourite comment/quotation, 'if you want something said, ask a man.If you want something done, ask a woman'.

:rolleyes:
 
Too many people, both men and women, focusing only on the superficial things and not what really matters in the long term in my opinion.

Model looks, a fancy car and a full head of hair don't necessarily make for a long term happy relationship.

I worked out a long time ago that driving a conservative car was actually quite a good way of avoiding dud females, especially the gold digging type, thus narrowing the field to those with long term potential.

Image doesn't tell the full story in anything - I could easily trade the reliable 4 cyl conservative car for something that makes more noise and goes faster and, unlike most, pay cash for it. A rather different situation to many who do have such things - plus maxed out credit cards and a mortgage that would scare the pants of anyone with a bit of financial sense.

Think you're marrying money? You probably are - borrowed money, that is.:2twocents
 
OK......... its official......... after great study of the previous posts its obvious to me that im by far the best catch on ASF .... now i do realise that the man drought has led many of our lovelier ladys to just settle with with the normal riff raff that was available at the time but now there is light at the end of the tunnel for those looking for perfection.
Fear not ladies of the airwaves , me being the gentleman i am is offering you the opportunity of a lifetime , i will be interviewing prospective candidates for there dream come true whirlwind romance and will give the lucky winner an all expenses paid trip to the huon valley in tasmania where the lucky lady may fullfill all her dreams and partake in a new range of lifeskills most can only dream about .
please place photo , age , and a brief description outlining your , fish cleaning , chainsaw handling , fridge stocking ,cooking, sock fixing , snow shovelling,beer belly polishing , toenail cutting.... skills .
I am expecting an overwhelming response to my genourous chance of a lifetime offer and in the event of there being a number of ladies fitting my strict criteria , i am willing to allow you to job share
I apologise in advance to all unsuccsesfull applicants and can only hope that YOU too may meet your prince charming like me at some point further down the track .
 
Gee Whiz, nunthewiser, what an irresistible job description. Do you require references from past positions?:)
 
Yes and Thankyou julia , i am willing to forego all written references if my other criterias are met , if you are intending to apply for this marvelous opportunity i suggest placing a tasteful photo for my perusement . Good luck and may the best lady win
 
Dear Skint , i am flattered by your obvious intrest but alas my friend this oportunity is ony for our poor drought stricken females , all the best
 

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