Is There a Man Drought? Or Are You Just ****ing Ugly?

[chops_a_must]

Tonight on that bastion of journalistic integrity, ACA, they were trying to argue that there is a massive shortage of available men.

However, it seemed to me, that a more likely cause is that these available women have trouble meeting available men because they are just ****ing ugly.

And deductively we know it must be the case. Traditionally there are two reasons why people are perenially single: One, being they are ****ed in the head. Secondly, they are just plain ugly.

But the well known mantra, 'Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed' rains true. So that can't be used as an excuse. Therefore the remaining reason being that they are just butt ugly.

So these women just need to HTFU, become lesbians, get into politics or start targetting 16 year old boys.

A drought of available men? I think not. A drought of available men liking ugly women? I think so.

Discuss.

 

[shmi]

BAHAHAHHAA oh man, i just spat beer everywhere, i hate you now. but totally agree that these UGO's have to lower their standards

 

[subaru69]

I'm sure if my girlfriend sees this I'll be in trouble.

So for that reason, I can't comment on a woman's physical appearance.

But I thought I might just throw in this pearl of wisdom, given the tone of this thread.

'Sluts need loving too, in fact they need it more than normal woman.' :

Mmmm ponder the universal truth Grasshopper.

 

[nunthewiser]

Aint fussy send em all this way for interviews

 

[chops_a_must]

Aint fussy send em all this way for interviews

Bow bow.

You just excluded yourself from the running with these fine available and non fussy women because of your comment there and attitude.

 

[wayneL]

I suppose there is just a shortage of rich, ferrari driving, diamond giving, too busy to be a pain in the @rse guys around.

There is no shortage of butt-ugly, swearing, beer-swilling no hopers who would settle for anyone who can crack open a tinny and deliver it to the TV room, and pick up a pizza for him and his mates.

Miss Ockerina, just expects Prince blinkin' Charming to pluck her out of Chav central.

***Chav ==>> same as Bogun

 

[nunthewiser]

LOL chops its all a cunning plan for my new venture into the escort industry .

 

[chops_a_must]

I suppose there is just a shortage of rich, ferrari driving, diamond giving, too busy to be a pain in the @rse guys around.

There is no shortage of butt-ugly, swearing, beer-swilling no hopers who would settle for anyone who can crack open a tinny and deliver it to the TV room, and pick up a pizza for him and his mates.

Miss Ockerina, just expects Prince blinkin' Charming to pluck her out of Chav central.

***Chav ==>> same as Bogun

But the reverse is also true. There must be an explanation somewhere...

Is it football players? Yes, I think it is. The reason is football players.

 

[subaru69]

my new venture into the escort industry .

:whip

What :boy: escorts for F-Rotters ?

 

[subaru69]

Given that this site is supposed to be about research I thought I should add something other than opinion.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/female-appreciation.php

This next one is funny because they are gamer geeks commenting on ugly chicks (the irony).

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/t...4E36CC3C27D.app05_08?topicId=8202534831&sid=1

 

[kgee]

To paraphrase Bill Hicks
its going to take one special woman to make me happy...
that or a whole bunch of average ones

 

[pepperoni]

10/10 chops! ha ha

I think wayne is close to the answer though ... women seeking too much ... model looks ... bulletproof resilience to their crap!

Then again alot of us blokes arent much better ha ha

And the only shortage is ladys as the ladette population swells

 

[subaru69]

10/10 chops! ha ha

And the only shortage is ladys as the ladette population swells

I redirect you to my 1st post:
'Sluts need loving too, in fact they need it more than normal woman.'

Just like the market ALWAYS decides fair value, so do we...

 

[chops_a_must]

Just like the market ALWAYS decides fair value, so do we...

That's a good one.

"I can't go home with you tonight, I've gone short on you."

 

[Trembling Hand]

"I can't go home with you tonight, I've gone short on you."

LOL. Ever tried to hedge your bet. Bit of a derivative play.

 

[wayneL]

That's a good one.

"I can't go home with you tonight, I've gone short on you."

LOL very subtle risque double entendre there.

 

[subaru69]

TH and Chops, I'm ROTFLWTIME. This is the best lead-in to the US market I've seen in a while.

 

[chops_a_must]

LOL. Ever tried to hedge your bet. Bit of a derivative play.

Yes. It's not easy unwinding positions.

But had a discussion with Wayne about women specialising in lateral leg position plays. Very interesting.

 

[Family_Guy]

Question has to be asked. What on earth are you doing watching ACA?

 

[Trembling Hand]

Yes. It's not easy unwinding positions.

But had a discussion with Wayne about women specialising in lateral leg position plays. Very interesting.

Yeah. I believe you need to study the Greeks to get your head around some plays. Wayne would be the expert on that as well