Australian Federal Election - 2022

[sptrawler]

Its easier to remember your policies when you don't have any.

But you are better not having any policies, than having policies and not remembering what they are.
Thankfully I don't watch any of the broadcasts.

 

[MovingAverage]

No wonder Turnbull's going for the independents.

Turdbull is just being a little bitch...bit like Krudd...these ex-PMs should just go away and leave everyone alone. Narcissists

 

[MovingAverage]

But you are better not having any policies, than having policies and not remembering what they are.

Poor old Albo, was very embarrassing for the bloke to not remember a few high level "bullet points" for the very policy his party fought so hard to introduce and which is a cornerstone of his own campaign. The poor folks who depend on the NDIS can't have much faith in the wannabe PM who can't even recall a few key aspects of his policy.

 

[greggles]

Scomo deserves to lose this election, but Albo seems determined to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

You would have thought after the disaster that was Mr. Forehead (aka Bill Shorten) that the ALP would have learned something. Apparently not. They continue to nominate leaders that have about as much charisma as a potted plant. Project Albo has been a failed experiment.

I'm no fan of Pauline Hanson, but these videos One Nation has been making are hilarious.

 

[The Triangle]

Scomo deserves to lose this election, but Albo seems determined to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

You would have thought after the disaster that was Mr. Forehead (aka Bill Shorten) that the ALP would have learned something. Apparently not. They continue to nominate leaders that have about as much charisma as a potted plant. Project Albo has been a failed experiment.

I'm no fan of Pauline Hanson, but these videos One Nation has been making are hilarious.

Those are really good videos.

The Biden one was fantastic.

 

[IFocus]

No excuses for Albanese given the glare of media around the election not that his gaffs mean much in the big picture, he has had a long time in the public sphere and the fact that this is the only thing that the Coalition can hammer him for shows he has been competent in the respective roles he has had unlike Morrison.

Seems everyone has lined up to kick Morrison (deservedly) so expect the next Liberal to take a turn soon.

Fred Channery wrote a damming article re Morrison which I expect will put another nail in Morrison as far as WA goes.

 

[moXJO]

I thought Albo did a good job on Q&A when allowed to speak by the host.

If albo was fresh to politics... well ok then I'd get a mistake. But the guy is a career politician that's been pretty much a politician all his life.

If you ain't good at it by now, God help you.

 

[sptrawler]

If albo was fresh to politics... well ok then I'd get a mistake. But the guy is a career politician that's been pretty much a politician all his life.

If you ain't good at it by now, God help you

I think the problem is going to be, Albo left his run way too late, so he has to sell the story in 6 weeks.
He has always been out of the limelight and only older Aussies know his history, for the younger generation and new Australians he is a new face and performance on t.v is important.
How Albo performs on t.v, is how people will expect him to perform on the world stage, so it is important.
I still think the negative Scomo coverage will weigh more on him, than Albo's lack of presentation, but it may be closer than expected.

 

[moXJO]

No excuses for Albanese given the glare of media around the election not that his gaffs mean much in the big picture, he has had a long time in the public sphere and the fact that this is the only thing that the Coalition can hammer him for shows he has been competent in the respective roles he has had unlike Morrison.

Seems everyone has lined up to kick Morrison (deservedly) so expect the next Liberal to take a turn soon.

Fred Channery wrote a damming article re Morrison which I expect will put another nail in Morrison as far as WA goes.

Scomo is gone. That was clear from the start.
He's such a shtbag that negative news about him is just expected to be true.

Scomo could light his farts on fire and give third degree burns to kittens on national tv and I don't think it would set anyone's opinion of him any lower.

However albanese was trailing as preferred PM. Trying to talk up albo is ignoring the fact that this is the election of the least worst.
You don't really need to because he sucks as well.

 

[moXJO]

I think the problem is going to be, Albo left his run way too late, so he has to sell the story in 6 weeks.
He has always been out of the limelight and only older Aussies know his history, for the younger generation and new Australians he is a new face and performance on t.v is important.
How Albo performs on t.v, is how people will expect him to perform on the world stage, so it is important.
I still think the negative Scomo coverage will weigh more on him, than Albo's lack of presentation, but it may be closer than expected.

Lucky he has Biden doing a worse job to take attention away.

 

[IFocus]

Scomo is gone. That was clear from the start.
He's such a shtbag that negative news about him is just expected to be true.

Scomo could light his farts on fire and give third degree burns to kittens on national tv and I don't think it would set anyone's opinion of him any lower.

However albanese was trailing as preferred PM. Trying to talk up albo is ignoring the fact that this is the election of the least worst.
You don't really need to because he sucks as well.

If Morrison were to win I wonder how long he would last as leader?

 

[sptrawler]

If Morrison were to win I wonder how long he would last as leader?

I think that goes for both of them, but then again non of us though biden would see out a term.

 

[basilio]

Very astute media performance by ScoMo. Absolutely nails it.

Morrison flawlessly recites Coalition’s zero-point climate policy

In another impressive media performance, the Prime Minister has successfully recalled all zero points from his party’s climate change plan, showing once again his command over detail during election campaigns.

Touring a cheese making facility while dressed as an airline pilot, Mr Morrison expertly responded to rapid-fire questions from journalists.

Asked by one broadcaster if he could recite the detail of the Government’s climate policy, Morrison confidently said ‘Yep’, before pausing briefly and then taking the next question.

The PM was also able to reel off the Coalition’s zero-point plan for stopping corruption, as well as its no-step strategy for tackling housing affordability, in what has been described as a commanding performance.

Morrison then led journalists on a tour of a pretend supermarket where he pointed to and correctly named a range of fruits and vegetables.

 

[macca]

Very astute media performance by ScoMo. Absolutely nails it.

Morrison flawlessly recites Coalition’s zero-point climate policy

In another impressive media performance, the Prime Minister has successfully recalled all zero points from his party’s climate change plan, showing once again his command over detail during election campaigns.

Touring a cheese making facility while dressed as an airline pilot, Mr Morrison expertly responded to rapid-fire questions from journalists.

Asked by one broadcaster if he could recite the detail of the Government’s climate policy, Morrison confidently said ‘Yep’, before pausing briefly and then taking the next question.

The PM was also able to reel off the Coalition’s zero-point plan for stopping corruption, as well as its no-step strategy for tackling housing affordability, in what has been described as a commanding performance.

Morrison then led journalists on a tour of a pretend supermarket where he pointed to and correctly named a range of fruits and vegetables.

I think you meant to post this here..........

Political Satire

Could this possible be true ? That a key element of the electorate that votes the Liberal Party into power does so because they quietly recognise the PM is on their side ? Just the old tap on the side of the nose trick.;) “The PM is definitely racist,” Liberal party says in desperate attempt...

www.aussiestockforums.com

 

[PZ99]

If Morrison were to win I wonder how long he would last as leader?

Pretty sure whoever wins will get a full term.

Both parties have a process in place that makes deposing a leader much harder than in the past.

 

[moXJO]

If Morrison were to win I wonder how long he would last as leader?

I just can't see scomo winning. Albo would have to seriously stuff it up. I just don't think it's possible to lose from here.

 

[basilio]

Two weeks to go and the Libs pull out the big guns. Good ol John Howard brands Albo as a " left wing inner city bomb thrower " and having no policies.

No surprise here of course. Except he didn't bring up the baby bayoneting allegations or the other allegations that the entire Labour front bench (and back bench) is a front for pedophiles and Christian killing commies ? An oversight or just biding their time.

But there is still two weeks to go so plenty of time for more dirt isn't there.

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/subscribe/news/1/?sourceCode=HSWEB_WRE170_a&dest=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.heraldsun.com.au%2Fnews%2Fnational%2Ffederal-election%2Ffederal-election-john-howard-brands-anthony-albanese-a-left-wing-innercity-bomb-thrower%2Fnews-story%2F5c9df453fabb4be5e4a7178d5a3d9671&memtype=anonymous&mode=premium&v21=dynamic-warm-test-score&V21spcbehaviour=append

 

[wayneL]

I just can't see scomo winning. Albo would have to seriously stuff it up. I just don't think it's possible to lose from here.

I was listening to some analysis the other day and it for a large part, depends on what happens here in Western Australia.

In my own seat of hasluck, I wouldn't be surprised to see the incumbent Lib go down. Wyatt has been virtually invisible, even the corflute signs are few and far between. He seems totally disinterested in campaigning at all.

...and still hasn't responded to my emails I sent months ago.

I'm still deciding on which order... lib-lab-green or lab-lib-green to put *last.

Then considering the pathetic cult of Kim Jun McMao over here, I wouldn't be surprised to see the punters heading the call, hypnotized, Eloi-like into the Morlockian doom.

 

[sptrawler]

So how did the "Great Debate" go?

 

[wayneL]

So how did the "Great Debate" go?

It was a shemozzle and Albo outed himself as a petty tyrant on the style of Dan Andrews