Women more dangerous Sex

[Miss Hale]

Probably pretty right.

Yes, and the sooner men understand the better

It's a bit traitorous to post this, but these 'Men's Rules' always give me a laugh.




"We always hear "the rules". From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months IS a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping."

 

[McLovin]

Saw this on another forum.

What a woman really means when she says:

(1) Fine :
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing :
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks :
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.. That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever :
Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell...

(9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it :
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Oh, I've had all those this weekend. My small gathering on Friday night some how turned into a raging party complete with two strippers (I'm not sure/don't remember where they came from) doing a umm..."show". Right about the time my girlfriend came over. Whoops. Apparently I also suffer from a Peter Pan complex.

 

[Gringotts Bank]

Oh, I've had all those this weekend. My small gathering on Friday night some how turned into a raging party complete with two strippers (I'm not sure/don't remember where they came from) doing a umm..."show". Right about the time my girlfriend came over. Whoops. Apparently I also suffer from a Peter Pan complex.

McLovin at home on a Friday (seconds before the gf shows up).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipKa3m9IbeY

 

[Gringotts Bank]

Apparently flirting is now offensive. The Twitterati have said so.

http://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket...k=c9043361799040201a636b8611b85c4f-1451954344

Gayle's 'game' is pretty weak, and for that he deserved to be shot down. Mel could have told him she was not interested with a straight face (that would have been pretty funny), but instead she got all weird and embarrassed. The whole interview was gauche and awkward.

Channel 10 and Cricket Australia will do whatever is necessary to prevent further flirting, because it's um... sexist or something.

 

[SirRumpole]

Apparently flirting is now offensive. The Twitterati have said so.

http://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket...k=c9043361799040201a636b8611b85c4f-1451954344

Gayle's 'game' is pretty weak, and for that he deserved to be shot down. Mel could have told him she was not interested with a straight face, but instead she got all weird and embarrassed. The whole thing was just a bit gauche, on both sides of the fence. Play on.

I posted something similar in the "Aussie Cricket" thread.

Much ado about nothing imo.

 

[MrBurns]

I posted something similar in the "Aussie Cricket" thread.

Much ado about nothing imo.

I posted on the ABC site that she went all funny because she likes him. didn't get published for some reason

 

[SirRumpole]

I posted on the ABC site that she went all funny because she likes him. didn't get published for some reason

I'm sure people will call me sexist, but women commentators on men's cricket has a "camp follower", or "groupie" implication.

Anyone else see it that way ?

 

[Gringotts Bank]

I'm sure people will call me sexist, but women commentators on men's cricket has a "camp follower", or "groupie" implication.

Anyone else see it that way ?

Not really. I know girls like this - they just love sport and tend to be very career-minded and independent types. Being playful or coquettish is simply not on their mind when at work.

Gayle just blasted away without any awareness of her personailty type. She was never going to be attracted by that, especially not on camera.

 

[Ijustnewit]

Of course the ABC has just had a reporter on the sports news just now saying that Chris Gayle asked Mel out for a date last night in the said live interview. He actually said something along the lines of getting a drink , does this now qualify as a date ?

 

[Tisme]

How traumatic for women kind out there to put up someone flirting with a woman.

This bloke should be exterminated <===== clicky for audio

 

[SirRumpole]

Another mongrel who should be put away, for good

Woman suffers critical head injuries in one-punch attack outside Mount Isa bar

Posted 16 minutes ago
Map: Mount Isa 4825

A woman has suffered life-threatening injuries after a one-punch attack outside a bar in Queensland's north-west.

The 36-year-old woman received critical head injuries after she was knocked to the ground outside a Mount Isa bar just after midnight.

Police said the woman, who was the on-call duty manager of the venue, refused entry to a man because he appeared too intoxicated.

Detective Senior Sergeant Alex McGroom said the man then struck the woman in the face.

"This is gratuitous violence, and completely unprovoked, I can only describe it as a blatant act of thuggery," he said.

The woman was expected to be airlifted to the Townsville Base Hospital later this morning.

A man is in custody.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-...njured-one-punch-assault-in-mount-isa/7078030

 

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How traumatic for women kind out there to put up someone flirting with a woman.

This bloke should be exterminated <===== clicky for audio

I find the media reaction to the Gayle "affair" so blown out of proportion and fem-sexist, it's idiotic
Where were the calls for Sharapova to be fined $10 Grand after this "incident"?

https://au.sports.yahoo.com/tennis/...apova-flirts-with-journalist-australian-open/

Oh, right: the name wasn't "Chris" Sharapova, hers was "Maria". Big difference!

On that occasion, common sense prevailed; the banter was taken and commented on in good humour, and so should Gayle's invitation to have a drink together.

On another tangent: Maybe there's also a difference whether the banter comes from a Caucasian blonde ballplaying beauty, as opposed to a big burly black batsman...

 

[jersey10]

I find the media reaction to the Gayle "affair" so blown out of proportion and fem-sexist, it's idiotic
Where were the calls for Sharapova to be fined $10 Grand after this "incident"?

https://au.sports.yahoo.com/tennis/...apova-flirts-with-journalist-australian-open/

Oh, right: the name wasn't "Chris" Sharapova, hers was "Maria". Big difference!

In reaction, common sense prevailed; the banter was taken and commented on in good humour, and so should Gayle's invitation to have a drink together.

I really wish someone who has an issue with what Chris Gayle did could give their opinion on this video and also answer why they think Lachie responded in the way he responded and why the female reporter in the Chris Gayle situation responded in the way she did. I'm confused.

 

[SirRumpole]

On another tangent: Maybe there's also a difference whether the banter comes from a Caucasian blonde ballplaying beauty, as opposed to a big burly black batsman...

I guess there is still the view that having a big bloke chat up a little girl could be intimidating whereas a little girl chatting up a big bloke is not ?

 

[pixel]

I guess there is still the view that having a big bloke chat up a little girl could be intimidating whereas a little girl chatting up a big bloke is not ?

Does that imply that the "little girls" only want to be treated as equal when it suits them? Right?
"Don't blush, baby."

 

[SirRumpole]

Does that imply that the "little girls" only want to be treated as equal when it suits them? Right?

Well yes, that's how women work don't they ?

 

[Tisme]

I really wish someone who has an issue with what Chris Gayle did could give their opinion on this video and also answer why they think Lachie responded in the way he responded and why the female reporter in the Chris Gayle situation responded in the way she did. I'm confused.

It's fairly obvious what the problem is....... he made the mistake of thinking he was talking to the opposite sex,

 

[Wysiwyg]

The fact that males want to do it more than women and that women are overwhelmed by the desires of males, they do take the next one that comes along. If only to forget about the last one.

 

[Tisme]

The tally is now 512 reported sexual assaults and theft in Cologne during the night of the male Syrian rampage.

 

[Tisme]

Milestones of Histroy: