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gg, I only keep water based paints in the garage after this incident was brought to my attention.
 

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Garpal Gumnut said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ent-revenge-catching-boyfriend-bed-woman.html

The fourth Mrs Gumnut is a very angry lady at present and I fear for the Arnage.

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Typical... They paint the picture as if the guy were somehow at fault for infidelity... In the title he's described as the boyfriend. In the article, he's it clearly says that he was an ex-boyfriend, and he had started a new relationship That's not cheating. At worst it's "serial monogamy".

I guess revenge stories sell more papers than psycho women stories.
 
Garpal Gumnut said:
That is one ugly picture mate.

I won't sleep well tonight.

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gg, my mates also now have this saying, "Always hide the crash axe and the escape rope.", after this incident.

A friend's mate got involved with a feisty cheerleader a few years ago that ended in tears. It's hard to bog up puncture holes in a 911, although I'm not a Porsche fan I still think it looked more balanced with the rear wing attached. But I do understand there was fault on both sides.

He semi recovered from this event. He now loves his Getz and often shares it with others at the men's shelter.
 
She didn't do that much damage
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This is far worse..
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I would be crying if that happened to my car...
 

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How does the old saying go.... "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"? I'm sure it was penned for a reason.
 
the key question is ... was the girl the chap in bed with, younger than the jealous blonde??? that would explain her rage. :):)
 
Have to wonder if this would have happened if his car was a bomb. Probably would never have had either girlfriend.
 
A mate took off to NY with his detour for 3 weeks
Wife left the home not before dialing the time --- in NY ----- and leaving the phone off the hook.
That's how he found it when he returned.
He still remembers the voice on th other end.

Phone bill was 21k
Always loved Sandy's humor!
 
Saw this on another forum.

What a woman really means when she says:

(1) Fine :
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing :
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks :
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.. That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever :
Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell...

(9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it :
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
 
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