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Wives and girlfriend complaints



Birds of a flock stick together (Joking).


On a serious note, can someone list the differences between a girlfriend and a wife. Do they change?
 

Well I do. With a name like "Punisher" He sounds the violent time that gives the rest of us guys a bad name.
 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Got you hook line and sinker o' gullible one.
I am not religious, but my Muslim friends would be extremely upset with your comments.
As far as I am aware Muslims treat their women with respect, all Muslims I have associated with love their women, because they are real women.
Not impostors.
You are accusing all Muslims of being murderous swines.
My Muslim friends live in peace and harmony with each other and everybody else that's involved in their life.
Their women don't constantly beat down at man and whinge about everything they do and say, there is mutual respect and trust.
I gave you a nudge so hoping you would reveal yourself.
And you did.
This thread was started for a bit of jest, and then women get involved.
Maybe now its time to close the thread before other women get involved and things get out of hand.
 

We didn't oppose him because we saw it for what it was - a joke.

You are just giving all us men more ammo now:, you've come onto this thread and totally taken it off topic over some tongue in cheek comments.

This thread is abit of fun for us mere males to have a light hearted whinge over little things about the fairer sex that annoy us, doesn't mean we don't love our partners or respect women, just let us have our fun.
 
Read the other Thread on Homosexuality





Lovely girl, why thank you Cartman I am.

Oky Doky ...... so you speak with experience I stand corrected and humiliated

OK Chops You have to try it otherwise your comments mean sh*t


I'm sure you are a nice girl !! I'm nice too lol



Chops !!! How you going with those gay guys

ps I have gay friends too so no smart ar*e comments from anyone lol

pps "Screw you guys Im going home" (Cartman)
 


HAHAHAH -you resound! You're following answer sterotypes. Don't worry there aren't many women on this forum. So you're one of these males that runs to the joke line, when it doesn't suit, very grown up.

This is a PUBLIC forum and anyone in the world could read your comment and assume what I did maybe still do.

Muslim women are real women? Now that would be an burning thread! Interesting? I'm not beating them down. Just my questions to you for revealing a strong statement - in jest or not.

Why would they be opposed to my comments? They are living in Australia by choice so acceptance of others opinions male / female - hard though it maybe - would be a open minded thing.

Never said "murderous swines" that is pretty heavy. Perhaps you haven't read other threads? Probably not as you're technically "new" , could be an old poster with a new name and avatar to create spin. Who knows?
 
This thread is abit of fun for us mere males to have a light hearted whinge over little things about the fairer sex that annoy us, doesn't mean we don't love our partners or respect women, just let us have our fun.

Ok (Clim Clim Bell) I now announce that from this point here on I will let the men and those becoming men and those that think they are men have their Fun with all responsibiltiy from their Fun on this thread directly linked to them and no assumption can be taken as a joke or not. Especially as women "never get it" and take everything "hook, line and sinker" and only "Mulism Women are real".

Your wish is granted. Enjoy
 
You are just giving all us men more ammo now:, you've come onto this thread and totally taken it off topic over some tongue in cheek comments.

Agreed. This thread is like a social experiment in the male:female dynamic. It has been extremely amusing and some of the interaction has been laced with irony.

The inevitable conclusion - apart from the locker room there are no more male sanctums. Even in the seemingly anonymous and androgynous space that is cyberspace the modern gender rules are re-applied and we are harangued for expressing male viewpoints. Classic.

Bradk - you are a modern day Alfred Kinsey.
 
I agree Bushman


One thing that really annoys me is when they just won't let things go.
 
Well I do. With a name like "Punisher" He sounds the violent time that gives the rest of us guys a bad name.

Probably not so Knobby22.

The Punisher of comic book/movie fame was just the dont crook me type.
 

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Hey! Don't assume some of us haven't given it serious consideration!

It would be much much easier I reckon. Unfortunately, I'm not that way inclined.

Hells Bells after living, sleeping, eating and showering (communal) with men and a few tomboys for 20 odd years in the Army, I for one have no intention of getting it on with another hairy arsed guy, puke, it ain't natural IMO.

I also would have a problem with serving in army with a gay guy, but I bet the sales of soap on rope would go through the roof at the family store.

On the main point of this thread, I suggest guy's that you never, ever forget about "her" birthday, last year whilst flying into Singapore on the red eye, guess what I forgot my darlings birthday and buying a card and pressie after the fact did not stop her bringing it up during every discussion/argument since that day .....to which by the way I plead guilty to every time.
 
Actually I think one thing Green's reaction does highlight is that men constantly and unrelentingly put sh*t on their mates. Its sort of a male way of showing affection without having to get all touchy feely.

If you had to run the politically correct, ethically correct, don't hurt my feelings, don't hurt his feelings ruler over every comment made it kind of kills the whole thing.

You know who your mates are - they're the ones that insult everything from your appearance, to your coordination skills, to your intellect.

"How's it going Bill - geez you look like sh*t what have you been up to? Is that a pyjama shirt that your wearing? Ahh ... nice job on the ironing - wife away is she? etc. etc."
 
Bradk - you are a modern day Alfred Kinsey.

Oh god no- but he was a bit of a nut... HOW did he know about children? that guy is SUSPECT!

Nah, I was just irked at some of the more double standardish things my wife does to me, the pop psych justification and - as someone said - the NEED to talk during news and sport! No bitterness, but plenty of resignation

IRONY ALERT: tomorrow night I am leaving on a 3 day fishing trip with 4 of my mates!!!! yAHOOOO!!! Down to Thredo fly fishing in the morning, walking at midday, and off to some pub in Thredbo for the cricket from Perth in the afternoon and evening.

Swimming, fishing, pissing.... awesome stuff!

Cheers
Brad
 

Man what are you whinging about then:
 
Wow! I think I am in love...are there more like you somewhere? lol...you make so much feminine sense you should write a book.



 
OK... I just made, and I quote, 'a **** dinner' - and apparently I did it on purpose. I didnt put the fan on in the oven. Moreover, she said she noticed it half way through the cooking of the meal! I said, then why didnt you bloody well turn it on?

Yep... this thread is justified, for no other reason than IF I had of critqued her meal in such a manner, I'd be sleeping in the tent tonight!

BTW - she is washing up right now! ... god I hope she doesnt find this thread!
Brad
 

Hey Brad, what were you cooking? I've been married for 28 years and I just need to know because if I ever cook the missus a meal I need to know when you use the fan and when you don't Thanks mate! COLB
 
How do YOU know he wont know until he tries it Green ??? : hmmm?

This is seriously the funniest thread on the forum good stuff!!

One girl I was dating for a while, had an obsession with getting in there.

"Why don't you want to try it? All my other boyfriends have enjoyed it!" Hahaha...

And then one night, lying in bed next to her, just as I'm drifting off to sleep, lying facing away from her, I hear and feel this buzzing in the sheets. I tell you what, I've never leapt so high from that position in my life.

She was all different sorts of wrong that one. Some things just aren't meant to go in some places I reckon. At least my places.

God knows what she did to me in my sleep...
 
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