Wives and girlfriend complaints

[peter2]

Why is it that women think that they can change their man's habits of a lifetime?

Is this male behaviour modification a biological imperative?

The amazing thing about this is they don't start trying until after the marriage.

 

[prawn_86]

The amazing thing about this is they don't start trying until after the marriage.

Your wrong on that one. I've been with my GF for 3 yrs and its been a constant battle not to change

Although i must admit i have tried training her also...

 

[Prospector]

Why is it that women think that they can change their man's habits of a lifetime?

So, are you saying that, assuming men marry around 27 - 30 years, their habits are already lifetime ones?

 

[Sean K]

So, are you saying that, assuming men marry around 27 - 30 years, their habits are already lifetime ones?

Anecdotally, I would like to think that a man doesn't grow up until he's in his mid 30s.

 

[cuttlefish]

Anacdotally, I would like to think that a man doesn't grow up until he's in his mid 30s.

Do we grow up at all?

 

[prawn_86]

Anecdotally, I would like to think that a man doesn't grow up until he's in his mid 30s.

Do we grow up at all?

Yeh my GF says im like living with a child. I tell her its not going to change

 

[Ashsaege]

Yeh my GF says im like living with a child. I tell her its not going to change

Is it because you giggle when you hear the word boobies?

 

[prawn_86]

Is it because you giggle when you hear the word boobies?

Well i did just giggle when i read that post, so perhaps that is one of the reasons. lol

 

[Ashsaege]

Well i did just giggle when i read that post, so perhaps that is one of the reasons. lol

That's a good natural reaction! very healthy.

Imagine a world without boobies

 

[chops_a_must]

Your wrong on that one. I've been with my GF for 3 yrs and its been a constant battle not to change

Although i must admit i have tried training her also...

I think that's been the reason for just about everyone of my breakups.

I like reading until 4am on occasions! It's not because I don't like staying in bed with you, it's just what I do!

 

[barney]

Well i did just giggle when i read that post, so perhaps that is one of the reasons. lol

Ha!! I "giggled" too ..... and I'm mid Century ..................

Lets face it .... Men never grow up really ............... and women love it that way even though they won't admit it ............. It gives them something to "fix" ...................

Geez, if I did everything my wife ever asked me, life would be dead boring ....... FOR HER!!!! ......... opposites attract ... thats life

ps I'll say it again ..... My wife is one in a million .................... Me, I'm about ....mmmmm ...... one in 10 ...... maybe 20 !! (She thinks I'm better than that though, so who am I to spoil the party lol )

This thread has been brilliant ..... I vote Brad for thread of the year!!

 

[classer]

I wonder why we don't install urinals at home. Domestic bliss would surely follow.

its called the lemon tree

 

[BradK]

Im about 45 minutes from leaving to go on my fishing trip - and with the possibility of pitching a tent at midnight tonight in Thredbo in pitch black with forecast gusty winds and a thunderstorm - is MUCH better than the nagging im recieving right now!!

Im going to have a King Lear moment tonight...

Cheers
Brad

 

[Prospector]

I'm not into nagging! I dont think I have ever done it. Or, maybe I have the perfect husband! Maybe that's the answer.

 

[Knobby22]

Is it because you giggle when you hear the word boobies?

My 5 year old son today (school next year) said if you have 3 mummys you have 2 boobies +2 boobies + 2boobies = 6 boobies.

I don't whether to be prud that his mathematics is coming along so well or to be scared that he has a boobie fixation at his age!!

 

[Garpal Gumnut]

Gents,

I am hearing all your complaints and once suffered the many exasperations you all do. The solution: Japan.

Was once married to an Australian girl who not long after marriage turned into the ubiquitous lumbering, angry, expectant white chick with an ingrained princess mentality.

Long story short, finally extricated myself from that and moved to Tokyo. Well gents, femininity and assertiveness can coexist and no, it's not right that women have fat arses.

I now have a divine Japanese wife who has her own opinions (and is not afraid to enforce them) but also understands marriage is a partnership, not a unilateral ATM. Plus she is elegant and doesn't feel like you are waking up next to a man as it does with Australian women.

Tokyo boys.....do yourselves a favour. You can go for days and not see some lumbering beast with an oversized dumpster. You will also be amused at the sorry sight of Western chicks up there.

Mate that is a bit offensive.

Do they have bindis in Japan?

gg

 

[bluelabel]

I hate it when the woman knows she is wrong in the current argument, but instead of admitting defeat, she will bring in problems from the past and throw them at you.

My wife is the queen of doing this. I have a solution for you. It took me 3 years to work out a way around it but I got it. When you are arguing and she brings up the past say "ah, ah, ah, ah. That is in the past darling, I am sorry you may not bring that into this argument. If you want to argue about that we will do that at a later date. For now, you are pissed at me tell me what the issue is."

Then she will get back on track for about a sentence or two then drift of into the past so you pull her up again and repeat the above. This will happen 7 or 8 maybe 15 times. Then eventually she won’t say anything and go all quite and you calmly ask her. "What is the issue darling?" to which you will get a reply along the line of "Can you put the toilet seat down when you are finished."

Bang, I win, every time. And in answer to the question, "yes I can put the toilet seat down but I am not going to. If I have to lift it, you can put it down."

The moral of the story is: you have to keep them focused guys, they are simple creatures, a little bit of something shiny and they are distracted for days.

Oh and one last thing... any gal who reads this needs their chain shortened. There are dishes to be done!!


:bier:

 

[MrBurns]

The moral of the story is: you have to keep them focused guys, they are simple creatures, a little bit of something shiny and they are distracted for days.
Oh and one last thing... any gal who reads this needs their chain shortened. There are dishes to be done!!
:bier:

Hate to say this but you think you've won but you havent you've actually dug your grave just that much deeper, she wont forget what you just did and thats fatal.

You see females are different, they produce other humans in their own bodies, they arent like you learn to live with them not manipulate them it's your only chance.

They are stronger mentally and physically they can replace you , their mate, in a heartbeat , dont be fooled by the submissive smile.

 

[refined silver]

Yeh my GF says im like living with a child. I tell her its not going to change

A man marries expecting the woman not to change but she does!

A woman marries expecting the man to change but he doesn't!

 

[Boggo]

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care