What would you take to a desert island?

[nunthewiser]

Proviso: would you be prepared to share the genie?

No.:

 

[drsmith]

No.:

I know why

 

[newbie trader]

you may find yourself on the beach just as Trainspotter's supa dupa ship comes past and he will, of course, rescue you

From the looks of trainspotter's above picture it is probably more likely that he will shipwreck