Vulcans who trade for fun

[websman]

Wayne, I wanted to move to Queensland one time, but I couldn't figure out what to do for a living over there.

I'd like to at least buy some property there one day.

 

[Lyehopper]

We have enough air power to devestate Iraq, within a few days. Then we could take control of the oil. Do you realize that gas sells for around a nickle a gallon in Iraq? Our gas sells for over $2 and yours is around $5. Something is wrong with this picture. I don't understand why we don't just kill the third world ingrates and drop oil prices.

Yea, I'm sick of Iraq also.

Hmmmmmm.... seems Websman is just a tad "right" of me.

Hey Webs! I just got a great idea dude!!!! I say we start OUR own country. How hard would it be to take over OZ anyway? I think there is a certain faction there that would help us in the quest. This could even be kinda fun! :bier:

Who on the "inside" wants to join the cause? :bounce: We'll handle it kinda like Iraq and turn the govt back over to "the people" as soon as we're done. You fellas can make up all kind of new rules like this.... (rule #1) every citizen must wear a side arm and said firearm must be 38 cal or larger.....:badass: You know? good rules and laws like that.

I'll call "W" and see if he'll lend us some hardware to get-r-done quick. :bigun2:

What's the objective?..... hmmmmmm?.... OK..... Our goal will be to NOT to rule the country... Just to secure all their GoJi production, afterall our financial future is based on total GoJi control..... Webs!!!!.... I say we make a move NOW before the Chinese think of this.

 

[DMK]

Hmmmmmm.... seems Websman is just a tad "right" of me.

Hey Webs! I just got a great idea dude!!!! I say we start OUR own country. How hard would it be to take over OZ anyway? I think there is a certain faction there that would help us in the quest. This could even be kinda fun!

Who on the "inside" wants to join the cause? :bounce: We'll handle it kinda like Iraq and turn the govt back over to "the people" as soon as we're done. You fellas can make up all kind of new rules like this.... (rule #1) every citizen must wear a side arm and said firearm must be 38 cal or larger.....:badass: You know? good rules and laws like that.

I'll call "W" and see if he'll lend us some hardware to get-r-done quick.

What's the objective?..... hmmmmmm?.... OK..... Our goal will be to NOT to rule the country... Just to secure all their GoJi production, afterall our financial future is based on total GoJi control..... Webs!!!!.... I say we make a move NOW before the Chinese think of this.

:jump: LMAO...you're a nutta!

 

[Milk Man]

I think itll be a tad difficult to invade since people here are armed with such devices as cricket bats and boomerangs. I know, we'll just make us up some reverse GOji hippy elimination formula! That way since goji is so powerful theyll all be dead within a week. We can call it "tofu juice", just so no-one in their right mind will drink it. Then well re-name the real gOGi "little baby endangered seal blood" so all the gun totin' psychos live til 1000 yrs old.

I also have invented a device which may come in handy....

 

[websman]

I say we start by contaminating the Vegamite suppy. Then we send our most powerful weapon to infect the Australians minds...Jessica Simpson. Then we send Anna Nicole Smith in to take care of all of the old men. After all of that, the Aussies should be on their knees, begging for mercy. We may never need troops.

 

[Lyehopper]

I think itll be a tad difficult to invade since people here are armed with such devices as cricket bats and boomerangs. I know, we'll just make us up some reverse GOji hippy elimination formula! That way since goji is so powerful theyll all be dead within a week. We can call it "tofu juice", just so no-one in their right mind will drink it. Then well re-name the real gOGi "little baby endangered seal blood" so all the gun totin' psychos live til 1000 yrs old.

I also have invented a device which may come in handy....

Ingenius!!!!....A farmer, a world conqueror, an evil scientist.... and an engineer with a deep knowledge of international law!.... wow, Wow, WOW!!!! Jackpot!!!! I hearby recruit YOU!!!!.... Sir Milkman of Queensland.... to be the "Vassal King of OZ"... but keep this in mind, we don't want to "eliminate" (ALL) the "left wing hippy types", we'll need some workers for the GoJi fields!.... But a solid plan non-the-less.

Just one "small" thing before we invade? And a little added insurance... How sucessfull do you think a "cricket bat and boomerang buy-back" program would be?.... Hmmmmm?..... Milkman?!!!! see if you can get the ball rollin on that, would ya dude?.... Webs and me don't want to compromise our troops saftey, afterall our motto IS..... "No Blood for GoJi's".

 

[wayneL]

You guys are too late!

Our prime Minister has signed a secret pact with dubya to become the 51st state of the USA.

All Goji juice production has been locked up on a deal with China.

Though I hear they are starting a futures contract on it though: CME and CBOT are in court over who gets to run it. It will be the next great bull market

 

[phoenixrising]

Hey Wayne I think you got the "bull" part right

 

[Lyehopper]

You guys are too late!

Our prime Minister has signed a secret pact with dubya to become the 51st state of the USA.

All Goji juice production has been locked up on a deal with China.

Though I hear they are starting a futures contract on it though: CME and CBOT are in court over who gets to run it. It will be the next great bull market

I told him to stop signing secret documents witout consulting with me.... He's always screwing up something!

 

[wayneL]

I told him to stop signing secret documents witout consulting with me.... He's always screwing up something!

Well , ole' Johnny isn't the type to go consulting anyone

 

[wayneL]

Hey Wayne I think you got the "bull" part right

OK I admit it!

CBOT and CME are not in court.:silly:

 

[websman]

Well , ole' Johnny isn't the type to go consulting anyone

Old Johnny might think a little differently, if we give him a little ride on Old Sparky. 50,000 volts of pure excitement....Hahaha! :22_yikes:

 

[websman]

:badass: Hey Wayne, I just got my gun lubed up. I'm ready to guard your Goji farm.

 

[websman]

Old Johnny might think a little differently, if we give him a little ride on Old Sparky. 50,000 volts of pure excitement....Hahaha! :22_yikes:

I haven't heard much else about Old Johnny. I guess he got my point. Hehehe...