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Sadly enough you'll only find fins here...:mad:
 
CanOz said:
In my conversations with my surfy mates back home they would actually support the conservation of the Great White. Most surfies are active to promote all forms of conservation as well are they not? Are they also not the most high risk visitor in the ocean?
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Its true that surfies generally care for the environment. We want our water clean, but not infested with great whites.

Take it from me, when a surfer says “let’s protect the sharks” it is because it sounds cool, not because they think its ok to be buzzed by a great white.

Of course, there is the ratbag element that would like to hug great whites. You know, the ones who vote green.
 
Eager said:
...who create threads just to take the piss!
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Not taking the piss. Deadly serious.

But thanks for reminding me that I must do some more work on another invention of mine. Its a wetsuit with a built in urine bag. No point making it any easier for the great whites to find you.
 
springhill said:
I suggest you stay tightly tucked in bed at home then.
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Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you, springhill (if that's your real name).

How about putting your real location in your profile too? I'm guessing its "Somewhere in the Southern Ocean".

I'm coming after you and your species.
 
Ferret said:
Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you, springhill (if that's your real name).

How about putting your real location in your profile too? I'm guessing its "Somewhere in the Southern Ocean".

I'm coming after you and your species.
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ROTFLMAO:D:D
 
Ferret said:
Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you, springhill (if that's your real name).

How about putting your real location in your profile too? I'm guessing its "Somewhere in the Southern Ocean".

I'm coming after you and your species.
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I'll be waiting!
At least rub some BBQ sauce on your skin before you come on in. The others sharks say humans taste like chicken, but you don't.
 
This thread brings back the memory of a statement once made by Bob Katter after a guy was taken by a croc up in Cairns.

"We don't want any crocodiles swimming in our rivers":banghead:

The simple fact that the crocs had been in the rivers for millions of years seemed to escape poor old Bob.
 
springhill said:
I'll be waiting!
At least rub some BBQ sauce on your skin before you come on in. The others sharks say humans taste like chicken, but you don't.
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You sharks think you’re so clever with your sharp teeth and shiny skins. Think you’re so much better than us.

Well, I’m working on a few surprises for you. We’ll see who’s boss.
 
Ferret said:
You sharks think you’re so clever with your sharp teeth and shiny skins. Think you’re so much better than us.

Well, I’m working on a few surprises for you. We’ll see who’s boss.
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We will indeed!
 

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Most humans have no need to venture into shark territory so this shouldn't be a major problem.

We don't ban trains just because someone might be silly enough to stand on the tracks get run over.
 
Lantern said:
This thread brings back the memory of a statement once made by Bob Katter after a guy was taken by a croc up in Cairns.

"We don't want any crocodiles swimming in our rivers":banghead:

The simple fact that the crocs had been in the rivers for millions of years seemed to escape poor old Bob.
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Q: What is the difference between Bob Kattar and a crocodile?

A: I don't know. What is the difference between Bob Kattar and a crocodile?
 
Tannin said:
Q: What is the difference between Bob Kattar and a crocodile?

A: I don't know. What is the difference between Bob Kattar and a crocodile?
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Q: What is the difference between crocs and dingoes?


A: Crocs prefer older women!
 
Ferret,
setting a price on humans would send an economic signal to the Great Whites, and they would graduate to more sustainable food energy sources. This is the consensus of world scientists.

A cleaner, greener feeding future for all sharks. Of course in the transition phase, we would provide compensation to those sharks who need it most.

It's good that you're onto Springhill, clearly a covert operative of the Great White sharks, subtlely influencing the debate while posing as an ASF poster. You're not fooling us Springhill!
 
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