Hi Julia, congrats on your new high position in Government. I thought I would contact you to ask which stocks you would advise me to invest in since you have now caved in on taxes on Coal and Iron Ore?
"You cheeky so and so, if you were not a former PM I'd blast you into touch you lump of dead meat", replied Julia.
"Come on now, sharks teeth and all that", he said, "just give us the low down".
"Can't say", replied Julia, "not qualified to give investment advice, you know. However, if I was qualified I would advise the purchase of..."