This guy's so shy he's never kissed a girl

nunthewiser · 13 September 2009

would like to take this opportunity to confirm to all concerned that i have never kissed a hooker

berbouy · 13 September 2009

according to those french films on sbs late at night, the parisian "ladies of the night" have hearts of gold, and would not charge for a kiss,to break your duck...but you must look like gerard depardieu.do you?

not that i have seen french films on sbs , just on my way to business lateline lol

jono1887 · 14 September 2009

gav said:
Is it because you also feel nervous around women? Or just never met a female you want to kiss? (that also wants to kiss you back How old are you Jono?

Please tell me to butt out if I am being rude. Just curious...

I'm not nervous around women.. just never met a female i wanted to kiss.
btw. im 18

Mr J said:
You haven't found the right girl? There are plenty of right girls - girls right for now :.

haha.. yea, for a fee of coarse

gav · 14 September 2009

jono1887 said:
I'm not nervous around women.. just never met a female i wanted to kiss.
btw. im 18

Well, if you start doing well in your trading and can afford the car in your display pic, I'm sure you'll have many lining up for a kiss!

jono1887 · 14 September 2009

gav said:
Well, if you start doing well in your trading and can afford the car in your display pic, I'm sure you'll have many lining up for a kiss!

Well theres one out in the open in Brisbane city, in front of the casino. The only thing around it is a glass case (nothing a good old brick cant get through)... anyone know how to hot-wire an R8??

gav · 14 September 2009

Well at least you have good taste in cars! Jason Statham drives nothing but Audi's in the Transporter movies, and women love him! :

jono1887 · 14 September 2009

gav said:
Well at least you have good taste in cars! Jason Statham drives nothing but Audi's in the Transporter movies, and women love him! :

I think they're going for his looks as opposed to his taste in cars...

Solly · 14 September 2009

jono1887 said:
Well theres one out in the open in Brisbane city, in front of the casino. The only thing around it is a glass case (nothing a good old brick cant get through)... anyone know how to hot-wire an R8??

jono ,the other day one of my mates sent me this pic of your dream car as he was stumbling out of the Treasury Casino after a big night. (He's suffering similar probs as gg at the moment)

You'll need a big brick.

jono1887 · 14 September 2009

Solly said:
jono ,the other day one of my mates sent me this pic of your dream car as he was stumbling out of the Treasury Casino after a big night. (He's suffering similar probs as gg at the moment)

You'll need a big brick.

yep, thats the one. they've got a casino guard walking around it wiping the glass after ppl touch it. im sure if not a brick.. a sledge hammer would do.

Smurf1976 · 14 September 2009

gav said:
Well, if you start doing well in your trading and can afford the car in your display pic, I'm sure you'll have many lining up for a kiss!

And that's precisely the sort of girl you'd be better off without...

Mr J · 14 September 2009

jono1887 said:
I'm not nervous around women.. just never met a female i wanted to kiss.
btw. im 18

haha.. yea, for a fee of coarse

Never met a female you wanted to kiss? That's very strange.

For a fee? No, I'm talking about girls that you don't see as part of your future, but a fun for the time being.

Smurf1976 said:
And that's precisely the sort of girl you'd be better off without...

Exactly. A lot of guys use their possessions and flashiness to attract the wrong type of women, and then are surprised when these women don't stick through tough times or decide to clean them out? It's a minefield out there, but there are a lot of awesome girls out there who don't really care what you drive or how much you earn*.

*To an extent, as women still want a man who can look after himself and help provide a reasonable standard of living.

aaronphetamine · 14 September 2009

A dosage of 0.1g of MDMA would alleviate this problem in about 35minutes A few shots of some dirty vodka wouldnt go astray either. but this guy needs to gee up.

I was out on the town on satty night and there was heaps of talent around, so as if theres no girls youd wanna kiss let alone do other things with. Even the filthy looking rank birds manage to hook up in most cases much to my amusement. As long as shes got tidy straight teeth and not some dirty set with gaps wide enough to kick a field goal through and shes relatively hot - changes on how desperate the night is going - then reach for the stars.

jono1887 · 14 September 2009

Mr J said:
Never met a female you wanted to kiss? That's very strange.

For a fee? No, I'm talking about girls that you don't see as part of your future, but a fun for the time being.

Well whats the point if you don't see them as part of your future?? I'm not that kind of person..

nunthewiser · 14 September 2009

hey.........

leave the dude be

he was honest enough to say he hasnt kissed anyone ............ he is only 18

full respect if that is what he has chosen to do ......... shows commitment

if it is because of circumstance..........so what?

quite refreshing to hear a story of someone not banging there brains out from the age of 13 for a change

nunthewiser · 14 September 2009

i think i need aarons phone number

Solly · 14 September 2009

nunthewiser said:
i think i need aarons phone number

That reminds me, it took me two years to work out why Sollette #1 had only one nostril. But you've got to remember I'd just moved out of mom's basement.

Mr J · 14 September 2009

jono1887 said:
Well whats the point if you don't see them as part of your future?? I'm not that kind of person..

Have you ever made temporary friends, i.e. taken a course, made friends but know that you'll go your different ways afterwards? It's the same thing. A companion is quite different to a sexual partner.

I know some people only want to have a relationship with people they think they have a future with, and that's something I don't understand, and why I replied to you. Do you usually think of the future, rather than living in the moment? Do you not make friends as easily as others? Do you have fewer friends, but they are great, longterm friends? If this is too personal I understand, but I like to try and understand different thought processes.

I'm also interested to know why you haven't found anyone attractive by 18, or perhaps the few you do find attractive have no been available? By 18, most of us have met a lot of people, so it's very unusual to not have found anyone attractive.

quite refreshing to hear a story of someone not banging there brains out from the age of 13 for a change

Seems everyone does. I like to add 3-4 years unless they say 19 or older, in which case they're probably telling the truth :.

jono1887 · 14 September 2009

Have you ever made temporary friends, i.e. taken a course, made friends but know that you'll go your different ways afterwards? It's the same thing. A companion is quite different to a sexual partner.

Yes, i have... but i honestly dont think the same thing does not apply to sexual partners.

I know some people only want to have a relationship with people they think they have a future with, and that's something I don't understand, and why I replied to you. Do you usually think of the future, rather than living in the moment? Do you not make friends as easily as others? Do you have fewer friends, but they are great, longterm friends? If this is too personal I understand, but I like to try and understand different thought processes.

Yep, I can say that I would only want to have a relationship with someone I can see having a future with.. otherwise my investment of time, money and what not would be wasted... i don't want to make investments with no foreseeable future.

I guess I am also more careful in my choice of friends... not any less by I do choose my long term friends carefully and they'll probably be friends for life.

Mr J said:
I'm also interested to know why you haven't found anyone attractive by 18, or perhaps the few you do find attractive have no been available? By 18, most of us have met a lot of people, so it's very unusual to not have found anyone attractive.

I've found many women attractive in my time... doesn't mean I gonna go out and start kissing ever second one i meet. There are a lot of other factors things that I look for other than looks in a partner.

Also.. just because I find someone attractive, doenst mean they feel the same way :

ck13488 · 14 September 2009

jono1887 said:
Yes, i have... but i honestly dont think the same thing does not apply to sexual partners.

Yep, I can say that I would only want to have a relationship with someone I can see having a future with.. otherwise my investment of time, money and what not would be wasted... i don't want to make investments with no foreseeable future.

I guess I am also more careful in my choice of friends... not any less by I do choose my long term friends carefully and they'll probably be friends for life.

I've found many women attractive in my time... doesn't mean I gonna go out and start kissing ever second one i meet. There are a lot of other factors things that I look for other than looks in a partner.

Also.. just because I find someone attractive, doenst mean they feel the same way :

i was pretty much the same but till 17. turned 18 and started going out and kissing acquantances/friends but lost the novelty...few years later ive found someone i can see me being with for a fair whack of time...its worth the wait mate.

im sure if you can handle the crap you get off your mates your more than well prepared to put up with the babble these fools are tossing around

gav · 14 September 2009

gav said:
Well, if you start doing well in your trading and can afford the car in your display pic, I'm sure you'll have many lining up for a kiss!

Smurf1976 said:
And that's precisely the sort of girl you'd be better off without...

Surely you could see I said the above comment in jest...

Good on you Jono for standing by your beliefs/opinion. It shows character. The world would be a boring place if we were all the same.

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