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Sit her down tonight and talk it through! This kinda stuff needs to be addressed before it gets silly.

My girlfriend and I seem to have worked this stuff out pretty well, we have deliberately not picked sides of the bed, every night is "which side do you/I want?" and we try and keep it fair.

m.
 
She cant be serious

However, I hope you know that you should sleep on her left side, so that you are next to her heart while she sleeps
 
Ha, it's got nothing to do with you loving her or not, she just doesn't like you farting on her in the middle of the night when your facing away from her...
 
Prospector said:
I hope you know that you should sleep on her left side, so that you are next to her heart while she sleeps
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So we get back to Constrable's proposal that you sleep end to end - only way you can each be on each others left
Of course the smell of feet can be a bit unromantic I guess

The good doctor would prefer "the way to a man's heart is through his chest" praps lol - ( the inverse of chop's motto)

I would've thought that one only applied after a divorce lol.

PS - why blame the heart??
as Allan Sherman says , you've gotta have skin

Kimo - I wonder where the term Dutch ovens came from anyway ??.
 
The other day I put up our tent in the back yard since it had not been used for a few years.. cool, I thought, I'll sleep here tonight.. and I did. Walkman radio to pick up the market info at 5amm (in WA).. excellent. I've been married for nearly 42 years so it was OK.. and its abloke thing after all, cave and that sort of stuff. Sleep anyway you like, front back or side, thats my advice. :
 
There once was a girl loved Xrider
who asked him to lay down beside 'er
when he showed her his back
she said "darl, when it's black
I think it makes faces much brighter"

"It's not that I studied at Nida
It's not that I'm frightened of spider
it's just that I lack
that little whip crack
as our heartstrings (and G strings) get tighter". :

(pathetic - too bad lol :goodnight)
 
LOL
or like some funny bugga I know suggested..
lie on your back and think of England
rofl
 
a friend took Xrider asider
and said "mate dont chide'r , CONFIDE'r
it's not about begging,
or lipwidth or legging -
it's just that the BED could be wider"

btw, here's one about ramping

the way to succeed in this market
is make up some furphy and bark it
and watch as your shares
go "sh1thot with flares"
...
then ..
take out your money and park it

PS thank goodness that doesn't happen here on ASF - only on the other chatrooms lol
 
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