groanI purchased a Teddy Bear this morning for the princely sum of $10.
I named him Mohammed.
This afternoon I sold him on E-Bay for $30.
My question is, "Have I made a prophet?"
it's himself
any takers?1. "if a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half,
how long does it take one hen to lay one egg? "
2. "if a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half on a breakfast and a half ,
... how long does it take one hen to lay one egg on one breakfast? "
3. "if a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half under one 100W light and a half,
... how long does it take one hen to lay one egg under one light?"
a) is there a difference between the answers ?
b) If so why?
or if you prefer, please explain
PS assume hens don't lay unless there is light, and brightness improves performance- as the actress said / didn't say ... whatever.
Allow.... for the wear & tear of the hens bum
MOTIVES OF ROAD CROSSING CHICKENS
Why did the chicken cross over that road? There's one I've pondered before -
Can't recall what the right answer was then, Sure that I'm still quite unsure.
Maybe a poem can discover the cause, Sprawling in wild speculation;
Superimpose some old jaywalking laws, Cross-refer chicken migration.
Easiest answer is this side's pecked out, There it's much greener and wormier;
Lacking such evidence this is in doubt, Why not adventurous journeyer?
Praps it's a call from a far distant friend, Drives on each homesickened leg;
Praps in her henhood her heart needs to mend, Henhood regression to egg.
Praps she's rebelled, tired of munching on meal, Spitting out eggs in some hut;
'Part from the fact that it drains all her zeal, Eggs are a pain in the butt.
Praps she read somewhere that traveled minds broaden, Gain almost mystic dimension;
Praps she's discovered some gap in the cordon, Praps pure escape's her intention.
Praps she's just itchin' to leap from some kitchen bench, Worldly ways make worldly wise;
Praps its an eyeful of Eiffel inspires her, That and a hundred odd spires.
Praps she's just tired of a life passing by, like Trucks on a long endless run;
Beethoven had just one UNfinished symphony, She's now Hell bent to have none.
Who knows "the why" in that small chicken breast, Prancing on drumsticks like Sherpas?
But ..
Certain I am that its genesis rests in some Fowl or impeckable purpose.
Allow.... for the wear & tear of the hens bum
just click the bloke in the lower right corner ( = next)
and when they ask for you to type your number, ignore the mouse and just use keyboard....
seems to give right answer
think I've found a clue ..
You couldn't - you could get it to point at Magnetic North & South at the same time if you stood in the right spotEasy one... How do you get the N of a compass to point to BOTH the North and South poles at the same time. (?) - think I'm right here lol.
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