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I bet the pollies would like to know how to write their prom ises in vanishing ink
(white text whisk)
(white text whisk)
A Brick weighs 9lb and half a brick.
What is the weight on a brick and a half?
yes, it's just white text whiskers. The background isn't exactly white but its close enough.
A new riddle:
Alayna walked down a road when she met a friend from her high school days.
Alayna: Well, hello. I have not seen you since graduating in 1990. How are you doing?
friend: "Well I married in 1993 and this is our son"
Alayna crouches down: "Hello. And what is your name?"
It's the same as Daddy's" replied the boy.
"oh. so it's Toby, is it?" said Mary.
How did she know when her friend had not said the boy's name>
Panda's eat shoots and leaves...bamboo that isThis should be good enough to warrant a thread bump. An old fav of mine:
A panda walks into a restaurant, have a meal, pulls a gun out, started shooting, and walks out. Why does it do that?
Because the Panda eats shoots and leaves..
Jose and ???Another: What does a Mexican fireman name his newborn twins?
Jose and ???
don't think I know enough Spanish to get me the answer to this one.
His looking at his sonman looking at a photo
.....
"brothers and sisters have I none
but that man's father is my father's son"
who is he looking at ?
(old as the bludy hills this one)
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