Random thought thread

[SirRumpole]

Has anyone seen that deodorant ad on TV where a bloke comes come from work and flakes out on the couch exhausted while a woman breezes in as if nothing has happened, throws a bit of fake sympathy for the bloke and goes about her business ?

Can you image what would happen if the roles were reversed ? The feminazis would be out in force demanding that the ad agency be boycotted and the people who designed the ads be strung up by their genitals.

I reckon it's time blokes stood up against this blatant sexism and demanded equal treatment. The pendulum has swung way too far. Sperm banks should be banned to make women appreciate their companions more. The world has gone off its rocker.

 

[burglar]

It doesn't have to make sense!

I watched TV commercials for three decades trying to make sense of them

Once I was bailed up by a person, wanting a "cone"!
Absolutely nothing he said made sense!
My brain went ballistic for twenty minutes trying to make sense of it.

Sometimes the market is that way too!


It just doesn't have to make sense!

 

[bellenuit]

It doesn't have to make sense!

I watched TV commercials for three decades trying to make sense of them

Once I was bailed up by a person, wanting a "cone"!
Absolutely nothing he said made sense!
My brain went ballistic for twenty minutes trying to make sense of it.

Sometimes the market is that way too!


It just doesn't have to make sense!

Burglar. No disrespect, but I have no idea what your post is about. No pun intended, but it doesn't make sense, at least to me.

 

[Calliope]

The standard of teaching in primary school is well illustrated here. For years now teachers have not bothered to instruct their pupils how to hold their pens correctly.

 

[burglar]

Burglar. No disrespect, but I have no idea what your post is about. No pun intended, but it doesn't make sense, at least to me.

Is the human brain is programmed to make sense of stuff?

Even long after I have consciously realised that
something or someone doesn't make sense,
part of my brain is still trying to make sense of it?

 

[cynic]

Is the human brain is programmed to make sense of stuff?

Even long after I have consciously realised that
something or someone doesn't make sense,
part of my brain is still trying to make sense of it?

Some decades ago I had the experience of seeing at a time when I wasn't thinking (No! I wasn't taking drugs of any kind!) I had no depth perception whatsoever - I recollect seeing a seemingly random mixture of colours splashed on a flat plane that was zero distance away from me! Everything seemed two dimensional and nothing seen at the time made any sense. My mind simply wasn't interpreting the light recieved by my eyes! Ditto for the vibrations received by my ears - just a confusion of meaningless noise!

 

[dutchie]

The current discussion and debate about the Australian economy and how Australia should move forward is summed up by: Prime Minister winked during radio interview.

How stupid is the media and the electorate for taking in this rubbish.

Australia - a land of entitled whingers.

 

[SirRumpole]

Sorry, but I can't get into National Sorry Day

What am I supposed to apologise for ?

Being Alive ?

 

[wayneL]

Sorry, but I can't get into National Sorry Day

What am I supposed to apologise for ?

Being Alive ?

It's in the manifesto comrade.

 

[Calliope]

I'll drink to that...bottoms up!

 

[Judd]

I want a mini-digger (dingo) just 'cause they is awesome and it'd be fun (?) to mistakenly go round and trash someone's front lawn. Oh, sorry luv so you're number 8 and number 7 is over the road?

 

[SirRumpole]

I want a mini-digger (dingo) just 'cause they is awesome and it'd be fun (?) to mistakenly go round and trash someone's front lawn. Oh, sorry luv so you're number 8 and number 7 is over the road?

Thanks for sharing that.

May all your dreams come true, you sicko.

 

[noco]

I have random thoughts about Rumpole and they are not good at all.

 

[SirRumpole]

I have random thoughts about Rumpole and they are not good at all.

Look under "Mental Health Services" in the Yellow pages.

 

[Judd]

Thanks for sharing that.

May all your dreams come true, you sicko.

Ta. I try.

There are only two things required for sustenance. Coffee and, the food of the Gods, Pizza Supreme. Without them life seriously sucks.

 

[noco]

Look under "Mental Health Services" in the Yellow pages.

I could not find you under "Mental Health Services".

So I am looking under a rock.

 

[SirRumpole]

So I am looking under a rock.

I'm sure you know plenty of rocks.

 

[noco]

I'm sure you know plenty of rocks.

Yes.... there are plenty of grubs under rocks.

 

[SirRumpole]

Yes.... there are plenty of grubs under rocks.

Try banging the rocks together, I'm sure you can do that

 

[pixel]

I'm sorry, Joe,

when I mentioned "civilised" in today's "Happy Anniversary" post, I hadn't read this thread yet.
Apparently, the term can only apply to a subset of post(er)s