Quotes - true or false?

[theasxgorilla]

Both twins make equally good coffee...

 

[chops_a_must]

Thats about the age of my daughter so
I'll take their Mother.
You guys argue about the twins!

What does her mum look like? You know... for investment purposes...

 

[Blitzed]

True story. I have a pair of tall, blossoming, long dark haired and identical (nine)teen-twins who brew my coffee at the local cafe. In this instance, twin 1 and twin 2 are both known to have jobs and are both kind and sociable. If I fall in love with both, what is the proper thing to do?

Do I tell twin 1 how I feel about twin 2 and twin 2 how I feel about twin 1?

Well, you could start by asking them both out on a romantic date at the same time.....their reaction to that shoulds give you a good idea of how they would react.

 

[2020hindsight]

Then there's the other side of this one.
Assuming you somehow manage to talk them into dates - consecutive nights maybe.
Of course knowing the sense of humour of identical twins, they'll probably switch rolls , and catch you out
A turns up for B, and vice versa?
A turns up twice and does her alter-ego thing ?

I've often wondered what it would be like to be married to an identical twin - and would it be "natural" to feel "keen affection" for this lady who's a ringer for the missus. .

 

[theasxgorilla]

What does her mum look like? You know... for investment purposes...

The mum of my twins is large, and not pretty. I expect I have a relatively narrow window of opportunity.

 

[theasxgorilla]

Then there's the other side of this one.
Assuming you somehow manage to talk them into dates - consecutive nights maybe.
Of course knowing the sense of humour of identical twins, they'll probably switch rolls , and catch you out
A turns up for B, and vice versa?
A turns up twice and does her alter-ego thing ?

I've often wondered what it would be like to be married to an identical twin - and would it be "natural" to feel "keen affection" for this lady who's a ringer for the missus. .

Yeah, I'm screwed. I haven't yet been able to convince either of them that I know who they are when I see them. Foot-in-mouth a plenty. "Oh right, so your hair is longer" (both have long hair!)...hmmm.

 

[2020hindsight]

finally - assuming that all else is equal - and you have them each eye to eye at the candlelit dinner table... you have to resort to that famous decider of all questions.

I remember a Dagwood comic ... his daughter says " I have this question which I use to sort out who has integrity and who doesn't, who has a good sense of judgment, who has a great moral stance in life, who is observant.."

"do tell, better still , try it on me " says her friend....

"ok, ready?.. (pause) what do you think of me?"

lol - gorilla - you got probs mate - accidentally give one a haircut one day lol.

 

[chops_a_must]

The mum of my twins is large, and not pretty. I expect I have a relatively narrow window of opportunity.

How do you know this? Lol!

In any case, I was asking tech/a about the mother of his daughter...