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This was our marketing ploy. We were pretty confident that the overwhelmingly market of crypto players would jump at the idea.

What Is $FARTCOIN, Exactly?​

If the name didn’t clue you in, $FARTCOIN is a meme cryptocurrency built on the Solana blockchain, powered by a mixture of humor, internet culture, and surprisingly innovative crypto tech. With its roots in comedy and crypto, the coin has managed to capture the imagination of investors and meme enthusiasts alike.

Its unique features are nothing short of absurdly brilliant:​

Meme and Joke Submissions: Holders can submit memes and jokes, participating in the project’s viral growth.

Digital Sound Effects: Transactions trigger—you guessed it—fart sound effects, adding a whole new meaning to “passing” money.

"Terminal of Truth" AI: An AI framework generates creative content, further fueling its cult-like following.

But $FARTCOIN isn’t all laughs. According to CoinMarketCap, holders receive a daily reward of 50 coins, providing real financial incentives to engage in the project. This gamification has undoubtedly played a role in attracting a loyal (and gassy) community of holders.

 
It's at $13something now. If you jammed $1000 in $71,000 back at this stage if you brought at that.

I got lazy and didn't scan for the drop
 
Sean K said:
Thank you. Made my day.
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Your welcome Sean. I mean trying to compare what Trump has achieved rorting his Presidential Office with his Crypto scam from day one with anyone else was a heroic effort. But I think this is just the beginning.

Donald Trump has no boundaries. There are no guard rails to his Presidency. He has the Supreme court in one pocket, the biggest entrepreneurs in another pocket.

He has a Cabinet of loyalists who will do whatever he says and back his every decision - whatever that is at a particular minute.

It will be interesting to see how world Financial markets view the USD in the next few weeks. Or not.
 
@Garpal Gumnut ah but gg I would like a small percentage of that money, ill-gotten or not.
 
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basilio said:
determination to prove he can outdo Vladimir Putin in extracting far more from his Presidency than the Ruskie ever dreamt of.
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Yeah, I don't know about that, like, I mean, I don't think we will ever see the orange loon riding topless bareback on a horse in a picturesque naturalist hunting style photographic scene.
 
He is the Emperor. Putin is a mere peasant beside him.

Trump can do anything he wants. So there is no point in complaining about it. The are a number of ways of getting a share in the loot.

  • A root. Marry one of the children or grandchildren. I'm too old so that's out but you get two for one, pleasure and money.
  • Steal it. I'm too old for that too and don't have any idea how I'd go about it.
  • Get a job working for him. That's out as he's a lousy employer.
  • Emulate him. I'm too old for that. He spent a lifetime fooling his fellow Americans ( which isn't difficult btw.)
  • Start a Religion which might appeal to him and share in the loot via donations. I couldn't be bothered.

So some of you younger fellows might take my advice. This is advice and not comment.

gg
 
Revelation 1:14-15 His head and His hair were white like white wool, like snow; and His eyes were like a flame of fire. His feet were like burnished bronze, when it has been made to glow in a furnace, and His voice was like the sound of many waters.

Seeing it was 2000 years ago, perhaps Saint John neglected to mention the bronzed complexion?
 

Oh, OK, gotcha. Did Biden pardon anyone in his last days? As I said, they're all the same.

What's with the red font?
 
Sean K said:
Oh, OK, gotcha. Did Biden pardon anyone in his last days? As I said, they're all the same.

What's with the red font?
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Total BS again Sean. You really can't/won't stop will you ? You keep trying to excuse the most egregious piece of self dealing ever committed by a US President by trying to deflect to "They're all the same"

They ain't xucking all the same Sean. Trump is in a master class of his own.

Setting up your crypto currency coin and urging everyone to buy it as the incoming President is the pinnacle of corruption. The pay off is already up to 10Billion. The likelihood he will get away with it given all the factors I mentioned just opens the floodgates for every one of his loyal grifters to get their snouts in the trough - and quickly before the swill is sucked out by The Don and his immediate family.

Melania of course has taken her cue and is now upwards of 1Billion ahead with her Crypto coin. I don't think the Crypto scam can be used again though. Everyone else will have to find their own Billion Dollar retirement fund.

And of course it won't be just the inner circle that will take their cue from The Don. Trump has opened the door for every sharp business practice that will make people instant multi millionaires. If /when Trump gets away with this scam I cannot see how any current prosecutors can effectively charge and convict corrupt/illegal/unprincipled business practice by anyone who supports Donald Trump.

Who will be Trump supporters ? Well they won't just pay lip service to the guy. That's for chumps. No the minimum going rate will $1m for the Presidential Library. That will be just to get known by the big guy. But if your a serious player and making out like a bandit then Trump will demand further contributions to protect you from "lawfare" "vicious Marxist prosecutors" ect.

Donald Trump has proven he can get away with criminal business fraud, lying through his teeth about stolen elections, inciting thousands of people to overthrow the last Government and assaulting scores of women at will. Now, even before becoming President, he has crafted a multi billion dollar Crypto scheme to enrich himself by Billions of dollars. He is now the dream idol of thousands of would be billionaires who will realise they can get away these schemes in Trumps world - as long as he can put a finger on the scales.

And he hasn't even started as Prez ..

The Red font ? Just felt appropriate for riffing on about the twisted genius of Fartcoin.
 
Trump sees a way to make a buck, he wants in.

I find the whole crypto thing amazing. Money out of nothing.

I thought Alan Kohlers take showed some insight. Just need to watch the first 30 seconds.

Trump is up $64 billion, from nothing!!

The Kohler Report

News from the world of finance and business. Top stories in text, video and audio. Business video news bulletin. Features and analysis.
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Sean K said:
Can you make any posts without having to abuse people?
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Sean I certainly can. Having said that I was pointing quite clearly that it was your statement that was utterly disingenuous BS.

Not you Sean. Just what you said and repeated. And the fact that will continue to make the same quite ridiculous comparisons to pretend that Donald Trump is in the same league as other politicians.
 
Should be noted these coins valuations are bs. The $64billion value and all that. The moment people start dumping it's worth squat. Trump coin is locked in to a degree though. But it's literally "greater fool theory". If you get in first you get rich. Once the music stops and you are left holding the bag you lose the lot.
 
I agree with @Sean K on this @basilio . All politicians nowadays are the same. Trump is no different except in terms of magnitude and asset class manipulation. Albanese, Obama, Morrison and Biden are a disgrace and the sooner you recognise this the better the world will be.

One of the reasons your lefty opinions are on the nose is that you cherry pick and are afraid to ever criticise one of your own as do all lefties.

gg
 
frugal.rock said:
Yeah, I don't know about that, like, I mean, I don't think we will ever see the orange loon riding topless bareback on a horse in a picturesque naturalist hunting style photographic scene.
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@Garpal Gumnut And gg you missed one very important money-making fact:
Start and set up your own crypto b/s coin or whatever.
Bound to be a money spinner.
 
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