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Official Trump Crypto $Trump

Garpal Gumnut

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Something new in which to invest. And you thought you were taking a risk on penny stocks on the ASX! There are 199m $Trumps on issue out of a prospective 1b coins. So ASF members will need to be quick should they wish to contribute to his Imperial Highness' wealth. As one can see from this chart they have appreciated in just 24 hours.



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Alice and Humpty Dumpty are never quoted in full, so ...

"I don't know what you mean by 'glory'," Alice said.

Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. "Of course you don't- till I tell you. I meant 'there's a nice knock-down argument for you!'"

"But 'glory' doesn't mean 'a nice knock-down argument'," Alice objected.

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean- neither more nor less."

"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."

"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master-that's all."

Alice was too much puzzled to say anything; so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again. "They've a temper some of them- particularly verbs: they're the proudest- adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs- however, I can manage the whole lot of them! Impenetrability! That's what I say!"




And I believe Trump to be master. It is impossible to best him, better to join and maintain one's sanity.

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And tomorrow The Trumpet will be blowing, blowing and still blowing, long and loud.
 
@Garpal Gumnut Well gg I guess a fool and his/her money could/ would, soon/maybe long lost or making a meaningful gain.
 
So does The trumpet hold that one remaining $Trump "Coin" and then cash it in at its peak.
 
@Garpal Gumnut Good afternoon/evening gg a tad just under 40c at the moment 5pm. About to venture outside for a while.
It's been very hot here today, highest was 31c but "feels like 37c" because of the humidity. I trust you managed to get it all through your prostate ok.

Anyways it looks as if the muppets at the BBC will be buying $Trump.


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Yes indeed. Lie, Bully and cheat your way to Presidency of the most powerful country on earth.

Then launch your own make believe money called crypto currency. Currently Trump coin is $59.82
Trumps value is $12B ( Isn't it interesting when $40m is just a rounding number...)

So I wonder where conflict of interest comes into this equation ? The concept of a President using his office to make out like a bandit ?
Does it come under the title of Official Presidential duties giving him total immunity ?
Is there any Judicial Office in the US which might "investigate" this brilliant scheme to Make Trump Great Again ?

Even more so. How are the US media responding ? Cheers ? Encouragement to the public to buy into this epic moment ?


 
@basilio I can just The Trumpet gloating over how he has in just one day, "Made America Great Again" with his very own crypto
And of course, put mega bucks into his back pocket.
 
Will it never end with this Trump circus.
What's next the offspring coming alongside with their own versions also.
 
Will it never end with this Trump circus.
What's next the offspring coming alongside with their own versions also.
The Kennedy Gang led by Joe Kennedy did the same back in the 1930's and their great grandchildren are still in power in Massachusetts. JFK was made President and the family have been involved in dubious behaviour right up to the most recent Kennedy who is one of Trump's minions.

The best way to make a large fortune is to start off with a small one. It's all a joke. You nor me won't be able to stop it. Just enjoy the show. It's only money.

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Isn't Crypto just amazing as an investment medium. Really.

Nothing to make . No people to employ - beyond fairy story salesmen. Just the magic of digitizing numbers on a spreadsheet and showing people how to make their fortune in the blink of an eye.

What better salesman to hawk this New Deal than the Master himself. All those years of graft and creative accounting with his Real Estate business is just blown away with a simple Trump Crypto coin.

I have an idea . Why not set up Fartcoin. ? I mean its funny isn't it ? That would have to get the punters in. And then that would bring in more punters and one could Fart their way to a Fortune !!

Oh just a minute. Yep made my first $2Billion already...


 

Is it just Trump who does this?

How much was Obama and Biden worth before and after Presidency?

Seems to be pretty standard in politics these days.

Even Albo can buy a multi million dollar beach house while living tax free in two mansions at the Lodge and Kirribilli after moving out of his commission house with his single mum.

Politicians are all the same.

Or, they think they deserve it because of the low pay.

Maybe they do.
 

Yes Sean it is just Trump that does this. I mean directly using his name and Presidency to launch a crypto coin which gives him $12 Billion value in a couple of days.
But good effort though.
 
I don't really want to brag ... but actually I did come up with the Fartcoin crypto scam idea a couple of months ago after a particularly good smoke.

So me and the Bros decided to kick it away for a laugh. Cost us a few bags of the readies and some quality promotional merch.

We were pretty confident that with Trump likely to win the election, almost anything with BS attached to it, had to fly. In fact the more BS the better. Hence Fartcoin.

How have we gone ? I reckon we could buy and sell you lot multiple times over now.


 
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