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Not wanting to upset the good folk from the sub-continent, but...
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Re: not wanting to upset the good folk from the sub-continent, but
"listen you poof, we don't serve the like of you" says the attendant!, points to the door!!
So he goes out - returns 10 minutes later .
"I thought I said we don't..."
" no, no says the gay bloke - "this time I want to know, do you have any condoms"?
"hey
well now you're talking like a real man! - why yes we do!"
"and ..um do you have sizes?"
why yes we do"
"mm what sizes do you have?"
"why small medium and large"
"mmm do you have extra large?"
Very impressed, the shop attendant smiles and says "well yes , yes, in fact, I think there ARE a couple out the back somewhere"
"well, " pause ...
"pull one over your head, you big pr*ck!!"
Lol, you know the one about the gay bloke - goes into the chemist - says "do you have any mascara?"?son of baglimit said:
"listen you poof, we don't serve the like of you" says the attendant!, points to the door!!
So he goes out - returns 10 minutes later .
"I thought I said we don't..."
" no, no says the gay bloke - "this time I want to know, do you have any condoms"?
"hey
well now you're talking like a real man! - why yes we do!""and ..um do you have sizes?"
why yes we do"
"mm what sizes do you have?"
"why small medium and large"
"mmm do you have extra large?"
Very impressed, the shop attendant smiles and says "well yes , yes, in fact, I think there ARE a couple out the back somewhere"
"well, " pause ...
"pull one over your head, you big pr*ck!!"
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