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This guy would make a good trader. He must have immaculate patience.

These miniture sculptures are incredible. They fit into the eye of a needle.

 
This is some funny ****.


Man's bottom glued to toilet seat at Cairns Central
August 24, 2009
Article from: News Limited newspapers

PRANKSTERS glued an elderly man's bottom to a toilet seat in the public loos at a Cairns shopping centre, forcing him to sit tight during a highly embarrassing rescue.

The 70-year-old Cairns man was stuck so fast he had to be taken from the men’s toilets with the toilet seat still attached, in full view of a gathering crowd of curious Cairns Central.

He was taken by ambulance to Cairns Base Hospital where it is understood industrial-strength solvents were used to dissolve the glue, Cairns.com.au reports.

Police said it was the second case of a strong, fast-acting glue being smeared on a seat in the same men’s toilets that day, although in the earlier incident the man had been able to get up before the glue set.

A Queensland Ambulance Service spokesman yesterday said the elderly man, who did not want to be identified, was "pretty distressed about the whole thing".

Cairns Police District’s Supt Brent Carter said he was "ropeable" about Saturday's prank and appealed for public help to identify the culprit.

Read more at Cairns.com.au
 


You have a very sick sense of humor?

Id like to put the pricks head in between the lid and the toilet and slam it down a few times then put him in one of those glass boxes in front of Carins central mall with a big sign that let every local in town know what the prick did.
Then he should be prosucuted to the full extent of the law and his parents slapped upside the head!!

What a wanker!!!

G
 

Red wine hangover there Gordon? Why not just tell us what you really think?
 
Jimmy Kimmel segment caught some interesting local news. "There was a fire at a house in San Diego, and when they got there the firefighters stumbled apon a marajuana farm inside a converted garage...


 

This is not an uncommon occurence in Cairns due to the large number of droopy old men from Victoria who have migrated there.

I have it on good authority from the hospital that they see one a week.

gg
 
Any tennis fans here. Roger Federer between the legs shot against Djokovic in the semi finals of the US open.

The man is a legend!

 
I have had 2 of these machines! They are AWESOME! Never tried submarine mode like this though!

 
Now this is one very cool bird! And a good photo capture too!

A tiny King bird drives a red tailed hawk away from its nest on a lake in Colorado, USA. The plucky bird sat on the predator's back and pecked its head forcing the bird of prey to look for easier pickings elsewhere

 

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