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wayneL said:
I'm nominating the 10 year old kid next door, because:

1/ He gave me the peace sign this evening (he had it the wrong way 'round, but heck, he's only young).

2/ He might become PM of UK and nuke The Congo, in order to bring democracy in 30 years time.

3/ He is from an acceptable ethnic minority.
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hey gumnuts

this one is the winner

obviously.. i mean theres no other

theres is no one more noble..

i mean.. if this kid can get whats going on in waynes mind.. then he has what it takes..

its no contest..

he is about to achieve, through that motion... the intent to be a true world peacemaker

forget the fact he will, as soon as he possibly can, become a world leader, and then one day as a leader, he will visit iran, and do the exact same thing to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as he knew worked on wayne to bring neighborly peace.. give that sign again!!

imho the thing he practiced with wayne, that really worked for him.. the peace initiative thing.. well he will try it on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and without knowing, the peace prize he coveted by winning at age 10, will achieve the same thing as obama will very soon.. inhalation of the iranian populace and thereby everlasting world peace..

i rest my case

winner hands down imho
 
Agentm said:
hey gumnuts

this one is the winner

obviously.. i mean theres no oth

theres is no one more noble..

i mean.. if this kid can get whats going on in waynes mind.. then he has what it takes..

its no contest..

he is about to achieve, through that motion... the intent to be a true world peacemaker

forget the fact he will, as soon as he possibly can, become a world leader, and then one day as a leader, he will visit iran, and do the exact same thing to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as he knew worked on wayne to bring neighborly peace.. give that sign again!!

imho the thing he practiced with wayne, that really worked for him.. the peace initiative thing.. well he will try it on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and without knowing, the peace prize he coveted by winning at age 10, will achieve the same thing as obama will very soon.. inhalation of the iranian populace and thereby everlasting world peace..

i rest my case

winner hands down imho
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Agree mate. wayneL's Little Briton is a hard act to follow.

He would ace Fat Oprah on demographics.

Me and Philipp or however he spells his name would be out.

Turnbull and Costello....sssssssssssh

Silvio can never be discounted, he's such an ******** and seems to have the whole nation of expletives deleted he governs in his thrall.

Knuckles can deal with famous manic depressives on coke and viagra, so he is still in, and Samoa is topical and he wears a skirt to church, and ya probably couldn't spell Knuckles real name , which would be in his favour like Mark Phil.

Yes wayneL's Little Briton is way ahead.

Any chance of a picture wayne?

gg
 
this is his younger brother


he got my vote
 

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Thanks nun.

The only other person I could think of tonight was Hillary Clinton.

1. She has flown around the world like a blue **** fly this year trying to keep nutters like the Hasadics and Hamas apart.

2. She kept Bill Clinton on top, most of the time, thank god she wasn't married to Al Gore, she would have suffocated.

3. She is a fading star and we should honour stars who fade zzzzzzzz

So the list looks like this.

I'll put it in order of responses. St George Dragqueens will always be last.

So this is what it looks like.


wayneL's Little Briton .......... unbeatable
Knuckles .... may beat everyone when he dons a skirt and reveals real name
Mark Philippoussis .. don't discount, name difficult to spell
Garpal Gumnut .... no hope but I thought I'd put me in as I was nominated.
Silvio Berlusconi .....a dangerous fascist manic depressive on coke and viagra
Malcolm Turnbull........ zzzzzzzzzz
Fat Oprah .... absolutely no chance after Obama.
Peter Costello........... zzzzzzzzzz
Hillary Clinton........... a deserving woman wronged etc etc zzzzzzzzzzz
St.George Dragqueens

gg
 
I'd go for Hillary , she's worked like a dog for years and didn't even get a cigar as a reward.
 
I like Silvio... he should be right up there... his latest court case is coming out with some great proclamations. Are they still admissible to the panel. Some great quotes! :D


Silvio Berlusconi: I am inferior to no one in history

As Silvio Berlusconi yesterday tried to shore up his position by declaring himself irreplaceable as Italy's head of government, a court in Milan was told it had been "amply demonstrated" that he was guilty of bribery.

"I am, and not only in my own opinion, the best prime minister who could be found today," he told a press conference. "I believe there is no one in history to whom I should feel inferior. Quite the opposite."

The problem, he explained, was that "In absolute terms, I am the most legally persecuted man of all times, in the whole history of mankind, worldwide, because I have been subjected to more than 2,500 court hearings and I have the good luck – having worked well in the past and having accumulated an important wealth – to have been able to spend more than €200m in consultants and judges ... I mean in consultants and lawyers."
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:D
 
wayneL said:
No, he stole my camera. :eek:
:D
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Mate your Little Briton is way ahead already. This will have him nominated.

However Daryl Somers has been emailed to me as a possible.

His Peace Prize Nomination would be for promoting peace between racists and racists.

His minstrel skit was disgusting.

And its difficult to spell his name properly.

And he's called Daryl, not Darryl

And Somers, not Sommers, or Summers or Sumers.

Impossible to spell properly.

The Norwegians would go for it.

gg
 
The latest nomination for the Peace Prize is Robert Mugabe.

It was from a guy called de La Ray.

He assures me Bob deserves the prize because starving people are more peaceful than well fed.

Its an opinion, I don't necessarily agree with it, but you sure don't hear much from Bob's " Food basket of Southerm Africa"

So the list goes in order of votes to my email

wayneL's Little Briton .......... unbeatable
Hillary Clinton........... a deserving woman wronged etc etc zzzzzzzzzzz
Knuckles .... may beat everyone when he dons a skirt and reveals real name
Mark Philippoussis .. don't discount, name difficult to spell
Garpal Gumnut .... no hope but I thought I'd put me in as I was nominated.
Silvio Berlusconi .....a dangerous fascist manic depressive on coke and viagra
Malcolm Turnbull........ zzzzzzzzzz
Fat Oprah .... absolutely no chance after Obama.
Peter Costello........... zzzzzzzzzz
Robert Mugabe...Mass murderer, peaceful populace, name easy to spell.
St.George Dragqueens

gg
 
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