New words

[Timmy]

DON'T READ THIS POST IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED. STOP NOW!







OK, now that's out of the way, this cracked me up!

Vajazzle -
Verb: Vajazzle. To decorate your vagina with sequins.

"I am currently Vajazzled" --Jennifer Love Hewitt quote from George Lopez interview 02/12/2010

From the Urban Dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vajazzle

 

[awg]

If easlily offended avert gaze






in very common usage amongst young folk

F*cktard

meaning a stupid person, is a cross between f*ckwit and retard,

and telling them it is politically incorrect does no good at all


and while we are on insults...nobjockey..meaning an overly subservient fellow employee (afaic)

 

[nunthewiser]

hahahahahahah........priceless , thanks Timmy .

When i grow up i wish to become a " vajazzler"

 

[DocK]

DON'T READ THIS POST IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED. STOP NOW!







OK, now that's out of the way, this cracked me up!

Vajazzle -
Verb: Vajazzle. To decorate your vagina with sequins.

"I am currently Vajazzled" --Jennifer Love Hewitt quote from George Lopez interview 02/12/2010

From the Urban Dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vajazzle

Can one assume that the point of "vajazzling" is to be "bedazzling" ???

 

[Timmy]

...nobjockey..meaning an overly subservient fellow employee (afaic)

I like!

When i grow up i wish to become a " vajazzler"

I'm not waiting 'til I grow up

Can one assume that the point of "vajazzling" is to be "bedazzling" ???

I think so, yes.

 

[Timmy]

Nothing racy today I'm afraid, but came across this on The Big Picture:

Recession pr0n – an obsession with the darkest, ugliest charts, articles and anecdotes about the recession. As in, "I used to go to that blog all the time, but I got bored with all of the recession pr0n."

Quite a few of these obsessed pornographers around about the place ...

 

[trainspotter]

I am still cracking up at Vajazzled ! Went to AC/DC concert in Perth and was invited to a corporate box. Very nice I hear you say ... until one of the "suits" started talking about Project Specificity ... It was a NAB middle management dude yapping. My eyes glazed over ......... ended up head banging in the grandstand instead of listening to such tripe.

 

[Timmy]

I am still cracking up at Vajazzled ! Went to AC/DC concert in Perth and was invited to a corporate box. Very nice I hear you say ... until one of the "suits" started talking about Project Specificity ... It was a NAB middle management dude yapping. My eyes glazed over ......... ended up head banging in the grandstand instead of listening to such tripe.

Project Specificity at an AC/DC concert ....

 

[GumbyLearner]

I am still cracking up at Vajazzled ! Went to AC/DC concert in Perth and was invited to a corporate box. Very nice I hear you say ... until one of the "suits" started talking about Project Specificity ... It was a NAB middle management dude yapping. My eyes glazed over ......... ended up head banging in the grandstand instead of listening to such tripe.

Maybe he was one of the limp-wristed PM's former nobjockeys.

Great thread.